Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

I'm going to change workplace culture here by writing my emails such:

Dearest Fluffy Kitten,

Please could you provide me with last month's sales targets and any failures.

Yours sincerely,

Robert "Juicer" Johnson
Xxx

What is with the:
Sincerely,
Faithfully, and
Truly.

I gave up and started signing off:
Kind Regards

 

[deft]

Luckily, I rarely have to write emails. Or attend meetings. I am aware of this privilege

 

[Darkweather]

What is with the:
Sincerely,
Faithfully, and
Truly.

I gave up and started signing off:
Kind Regards

That is standard here. Usually shortened to Kr.

ugh.

 

[orangecurious]

That is standard here. Usually shortened to Kr.

ugh.

i hate that... i regard you so kindly i can't be arsed to type the words!

 

[Adorabubble]

Your's royally Princess Bubble

 

[Darkweather]

Your's royally Princess Bubble

I can see it in your office now...

Dear Princess Bubble,

I would be ever so grateful if you could provide your report to me when you are able to grace us with your time and effort.

With utmost respect and affection
The Boss

 

[Adorabubble]

I can see it in your office now...

Dear Princess Bubble,

I would be ever so grateful if you could provide your report to me when you are able to grace us with your time and effort.

With utmost respect and affection
The Boss

Not enough grovelling

 

[Darkweather]

Not enough grovelling

Pretty pleeeeeeeease?

 

[Adorabubble]

Pretty pleeeeeeeease?

OK then

 

[thefishfryer]

So how is everyone getting on with the new fangled attached bottle tops?

 

[Darkweather]

So how is everyone getting on with the new fangled attached bottle tops?

omg don't get me started!

 

[Adorabubble]

So how is everyone getting on with the new fangled attached bottle tops?

Doing battle with them. So far they are winning

 

[EbersMoll]

So how is everyone getting on with the new fangled attached bottle tops?

I don’t see the problem. They work fine for me.

 

[Darkweather]

I don’t see the problem. They work fine for me.

Apart from hard to open, harder to close and difficult to pour with, I guess they work fine!

 

[Adorabubble]

Apart from hard to open, harder to close and difficult to pour with, I guess they work fine!

I keep expecting them to come off and get confused when they stick to the bottle.

 

[deft]

I keep expecting them to come off and get confused when they stick to the bottle.

"Come off"

 

[Adorabubble]

"Come off"

Things normally come off quickly in my hands.

 

[Celticlight]

She's talking about knobs, I'll bet...

Of the door kind, obvz

 

[Adorabubble]

She's talking about knobs, I'll bet...

Of the door kind, obvz

Very clumsy

 

[Celticlight]

Too firm with your grip?

 

[Adorabubble]

Too firm with your grip?

I can be, if required

 

[EbersMoll]

Apart from hard to open, harder to close and difficult to pour with, I guess they work fine!

Hmm not my experience but I guess each to their own. I notice that not all brands are using them. Pepsi bottles still have the old caps.

 

[thefishfryer]

I can be, if required

eek

 

[Celticlight]

I can be, if required

Absolutely; I'm sure you can expertly handle all manner of.. circumstances

 

[thefishfryer]

Absolutely; I'm sure you can expertly handle all manner of.. circumcisions

FYP