Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

Official eh?

She gave me permission to dream it.

 

[thefishfryer]

A springer

Leg humper or Bitch?

 

[Adorabubble]

Leg humper or Bitch?

Boy

 

[Wriggle]

She's going to kill me, isn't she?

 

[lingus60]

She's going to kill me, isn't she?

Rhetorical question!

 

[Wriggle]

She hasn't done the previous 20 times I said she was going to kill me, so the odds are either looking good or are shortening fast.

 

[Adorabubble]

Leg humper or Bitch?

Or were you referring to me

 

[thefishfryer]

She's going to kill me, isn't she?

I don't know, but last I heard she was checking recipes for balls and ale pie.

 

[thefishfryer]

Or were you referring to me

You said you was a girlie.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

She hasn't done the previous 20 times I said she was going to kill me, so the odds are either looking good or are shortening fast.

I swear you and @deft are tied for receiving the most eyerolls/stares from her

 

[Adorabubble]

You said you was a girlie.

I'm a bitch then

 

[lingus60]

I swear you and @deft are tied for receiving the most eyerolls/stares from her

For God's sake, don't encourage them!

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm a bitch then

Are you saying you like it doggy style?

 

[Wriggle]

I swear you and @deft are tied for receiving the most eyerolls/stares from her

She only stares because she knows she will be smooched to get the smiles again

 

[lingus60]

Are you saying you like it doggy style?

Sounds like you two need to be moving to PMs..... if you're not already

 

[Secretintoelderly]

She only stares because she knows she will be smooched to get the smiles again

Feels like a two way street. And I love those stares…

I mean… two way streets…

 

[RosewoodTulip]

She only stares because she knows she will be smooched to get the smiles again

Of course she does...

 

[Thecuriousbrit]

My first proper day on here and i can already tell i have found my home.

 

[Wand3rlust]

NB.
I only offered to help Wand3r get off as she is now my exclusive lit lover.

I'd say 'he wishes' but... he doesn't.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Of course she does...

Wow, Rosie....

*stares*

*winks*

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Don’t be too hard on yourself, Wand3r

 

[Wand3rlust]

Don’t be too hard on yourself, Wand3r

Oh, I'm not.

I have people for that...

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Oh, I'm not.

I have people for that...

Don’t like to hear that…

 

[Secretintoelderly]

F*ck ‘m, f*ck ‘m all!

 

[lingus60]

My first proper day on here and i can already tell i have found my home.

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