Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Weeds, hay all sorts!

Hd should have stayed off the poke weed.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

My plates moan like fuck if I don’t lick them enough…

Problem with dishes, they can be so dirty

 

[Spanky1372]

My plates moan like fuck if I don’t lick them enough…

Problem with dishes, they can be so dirty

Dirty as in said in a Steptoe and Son accent.....duhhty

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

My plates moan like fuck if I don’t lick them enough…

Nope, I'm not saying what I'm thinking

 

[deft]

Nope, I'm not saying what I'm thinking

This is a safe space!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Well I might’ve came off wrong I was smoking weed

Ridiculous.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I feel offended I just had a bit of curiosity and thought I’ll ask

Wait. What? YOU feel offended?

This just keeps getting better.

 

[Wriggle]

I read the posts and just assumed it was a lad.

 

[Adorabubble]

I read the posts and just assumed it was a lad.

Or a horse ?

 

[Wriggle]

Or a horse ?

Depends if it had it's shoes on.

 

[Adorabubble]

Depends if it had it's shoes on.

Difficult to type with shoes

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Difficult to type with shoes

Cobblers

 

[stickygirl]

I read the posts and just assumed it was a lad.

Still do

 

[thefishfryer]

Cobblers

Or Farriers

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Or Farriers

If the shoe fits…

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I got recommended some of those orthopaedic shoes.

I didn’t think they’d do any good. But I stand corrected.

 

[Spanky1372]

Could use a keyboard the equivalent size of Tom Hanks keyboard in Big.

I can imagine it in a dressage style typing answers. Whinnying at it's own jokes.

 

[Spanky1372]

It's writing a book now "Desperately seeking polos"

I'll stop now...

 

[Spanky1372]

It's writing a book now "Desperately seeking polos"

I'll stop now...

I'm off for a mooch into the depths of Lit...I will....May return.

 

[Adorabubble]

I'm off for a mooch into the depths of Lit...I will....May return.

Leave a trail of sand so you can follow it out.

 

[Spanky1372]

Leave a trail of sand so you can follow it out.

It's not sand.....

 

[Adorabubble]

It's not sand.....

As long as its not in hair or eye I don't care.

 

[Spanky1372]

As long as its not in hair or eye I don't care.

I'm a gentleman

 

[Wand3rlust]

I leave you lot alone for  one morning

 

[Spanky1372]

I leave you lot alone for  one morning

Sorry mum