Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

But hurry up, it's dripped down off my boobies now!

Where is it now I ask?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Already prepared.
And I have butter

Almost as good as lube!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Where is it now I ask?

its gone past my belly button...

 

[Adorabubble]

Almost as good as lube!

More versatile. You can make a cake with it

 

[Adorabubble]

its gone past my belly button...

Oh dear

That scene from ‘Last Tango in Paris’ anyone?

I prefer Lilt

 

[Jaws82]

its gone past my belly button...

Breakfast is served

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm in and I'm straight back out....

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

its gone past my belly button...

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

or was that me?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

This thread has gone a little bit raunchy this afternoon ... Where's Wand3r or Rosie when you need them? They would put an end to this smutty behaviour (So thank God they're not here!)

 

[Adorabubble]

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

I guess someone's "working from home" today? Presumably dressed in her usual outfit (naked) and enjoying much more than just some idle banter?

 

[thefishfryer]

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

I think I've come to the wrong thread............or maybe the right one?

 

[Spanky1372]

Lmao...blokes.

 

[deft]

oh no, it's... made a mess on my sheet.

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

Oh, God… I’m gonna finish…

…my afternoon tea, obviously.

 

[Adorabubble]

Oh, God… I’m gonna finish…

…my afternoon tea, obviously.

The toast?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

The toast?

Someone's already eaten the toast ... and the nipples ... no, nibbles (Oh, that was Saturday night!) ... no, dribbles!

 

[deft]

This is all very invigorating, but I’m really hard at work.

 

[Adorabubble]

This is all very invigorating, but I’m really hard at work.

Good, we need to increase productivity for the economy

 

[KeenVoyeur]

This is all very invigorating, but I’m really hard at work.

Ah yes, "invigorating" ... just the word I was looking for

I should be hard at work too but it's an open plan office so other people could easily see how hard I am (working)

 

[deft]

Good, we need to increase productivity for the economy

I really don’t want to stop… although the end of my shift is coming.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I really don’t want to stop… although the end of my shift is coming.

Indeed, don't stop until you've produced a satisfactory result ... you can't leave the job half-finished just because you're clocking off

 

[deft]

Indeed, don't stop until you've produced a satisfactory result ... you can't leave the job half-finished just because you're clocking off

Cocking what, now?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'm good at cleaning these messes up.

Really? I think I might have made a bit of a puddle!

 

[magic_rat]

Not for the first time, Lucy. I know what you're like.