Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

I'm an SME on corrective actions but currently sat with HR looking at quals for applicants experience. Woefully short atm.

 

[Spanky1372]

HR has given me authority to release some of the details as long as I keep applicant confidentiality. So:

Deft: you should be in the anteaters enclosure at Knowsley.

 

[deft]

HR has given me authority to release some of the details as long as I keep applicant confidentiality. So:

Deft: you should be in the anteaters enclosure at Knowsley.

You told me I could look after the boobies!

It’s a large seabird, like a gannet, you pervs.

 

[Spanky1372]

You told me I could look after the boobies!

It’s a large seabird, like a gannet, you pervs.

I did, the feathered boobies next to the anteater and across from the gannets.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Returns from the land of coffee and ice cream (the land of sausage and beer being shut today, so I will be there next week) to see a tirade of smut!!

Good work everyone! Proud of you.

In the meantime I snagged this from the Flea’sbook…

You will be in the land of sausage and beer next week? Bad timing, the Munich beer festival ends at the weekend.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I hope you get a day off in compensation while everyone else is slaving away working!

Yes I do thank you. And triple pay. I am not complaining really.

 

[deft]

I did, the feathered boobies next to the anteater and across from the gannets.

What about the dolphins and their smooth noses?

 

[EbersMoll]

You will be in the land of sausage and beer next week? Bad timing, the Munich beer festival ends at the weekend.

My liver says that’s a good thing!

 

[Spanky1372]

Ohhhhh.

What about the dolphins and their smooth noses?

Your parole officer said under no circumstances are to go near anything smooth.

 

[Anastasia1999]

My liver says that’s a good thing!

So does mine!!

 

[Spanky1372]

German beer is the best.

 

[Spanky1372]

HR and I are going to iron some kinks out bbl.

 

[thefishfryer]

Thank god the study window was closed; the biggest hornet i've seen just tried to burst through the double glazing. One attempt wasn't enough it tried twice. I imagine it has a bit of a headache now.

 

[deft]

Thank god the study window was closed; the biggest hornet i've seen just tried to burst through the double glazing. One attempt wasn't enough it tried twice. I imagine it has a bit of a headache now.

So... you haven't got the hornet?

 

[Tallulah82]

Happy Thursday, everyone! I had the meter reading man round today. In and out in a flash.

 

[thefishfryer]

Happy Thursday, everyone! I had the meter reading man round today. In and out in a flash.

That must have been somewhat disappointing. Youngsters huh.

 

[deft]

Happy Thursday, everyone! I had the meter reading man round today. In and out in a flash.

No service at all, that.

 

[Tallulah82]

No service at all, that.

I didn't have time for his faff. It was heavily encouraged that he got in, did his thing, then got out asap. I was impressed by his precision despite his speed, to be fair.

 

[Tallulah82]

Also, I know you weirdos like talking about bins... I'm going to be buying my neighbours (2 houses) a little thank you gift because ever since we moved our bins from our isolated spot to the communal area, they've been taking them out and bringing them back with the others. No matter when I try to be the first out, they're already moved. I think there's some friendly competition going on with the two men on who gets to them first. Either way, bin day kind of doesn't exist for me unless they're both away!

 

[thefishfryer]

I didn't have time for his faff. It was heavily encouraged that he got in, did his thing, then got out asap. I was impressed by his precision despite his speed, to be fair.

Well as long as he got the job done.

 

[thefishfryer]

Also, I know you weirdos like talking about bins... I'm going to be buying my neighbours (2 houses) a little thank you gift because ever since we moved our bins from our isolated spot to the communal area, they've been taking them out and bringing them back with the others. No matter when I try to be the first out, they're already moved. I think there's some friendly competition going on with the two men on who gets to them first. Either way, bin day kind of doesn't exist for me unless they're both away!

Nothing like having your very own bin elves.

 

[deft]

Also, I know you weirdos like talking about bins... I'm going to be buying my neighbours (2 houses) a little thank you gift because ever since we moved our bins from our isolated spot to the communal area, they've been taking them out and bringing them back with the others. No matter when I try to be the first out, they're already moved. I think there's some friendly competition going on with the two men on who gets to them first. Either way, bin day kind of doesn't exist for me unless they're both away!

I just saw this as two men rushing to see who gets emptied first.

 

[thefishfryer]

I just saw this as two men rushing to see who gets emptied first.

She has to reward them somehow.

 

[Tallulah82]

She has to reward them somehow.

I'd be offended by this, but you're right. I would.

 

[deft]

I'd be offended by this, but you're right. I would.

With such efficient and competitive bin emptying, it would be interesting to see if the men on the refuse wagon would empty their load quicker, too.