Anyone from the UK?

[Tallulah82]

I've definitely been humping...

...all kinds of stuff to the tip.

I know what you mean but I refuse to take it non-sexually, because I knows what you likes.

 

[thefishfryer]

It's like a damned beacon.

I thought that was our secret.

 

[deft]

I know what you mean but I refuse to take it non-sexually, because I knows what you likes.

I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean?

Anyway, gotta go, just two more sacks to empty.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Is @Wand3rlust on holiday or in prison? This thread has gone to the dogs recently and I think it's because she's not here to keep her (beady) eye on you! Those two @Adorabubble and @Lucy_Lastic are encourageable - I mean "incorrigible" with their suggestive behaviour (not that it's not actually rather enjoyable) and @deft only encourages them and @Tallulah82 with innuendo and double entendre ...

It's almost like it's a thread on an adult website (Long may it continue!)

 

[Darkweather]

It's like a damned beacon.

You mean it lights up?

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean?

Anyway, gotta go, just two more sacks to empty.

RAWR!

 

[Tallulah82]

Is @Wand3rlust on holiday or in prison? This thread has gone to the dogs recently and I think it's because she's not here to keep her (beady) eye on you! Those two @Adorabubble and @Lucy_Lastic are encourageable - I mean "incorrigible" with their suggestive behaviour (not that it's not actually rather enjoyable) and @deft only encourages them and @Tallulah82 with innuendo and double entendre ...

It's almost like it's a thread on an adult website (Long may it continue!)

Hey, I'm rarely here! And I'm not overstuffed with double anythings, or putting ANYTHING in-my-end-os.

Geez. Show up and say hi and this is what I get.

 

[Tallulah82]

You mean it lights up?

Lights up, vibrates, shoots out ropes and ropes of erm, those silent thingys that only dogs and tarts can hear...

 

[thefishfryer]

You mean it lights up?

It lights up the ladies eyes.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Hey, I'm rarely here! And I'm not overstuffed with double anythings, or putting ANYTHING in-my-end-os.

Geez. Show up and say hi and this is what I get.

When you do drop by, you only brighten the place up! Heaven forbid anyone tries to empty their sacks or stuff anything up your end ... although I suspect many would like to try

Then you spoil yourself by mentioning your lady beacon ...

 

[Spanky1372]

Oh its hard? Ooops sorry.

Really need that emoji....

 

[thefishfryer]

Really need that emoji....

 

[Tallulah82]

Then you spoil yourself by mentioning your lady beacon ...

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

 

[deft]

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

A likely story. That lady beacon gets a constant polishing, I swear.

 

[thefishfryer]

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

Calm down dear, we know the light shines out your..... erm ..... torch.

 

[stickygirl]

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

wtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

It wasn't my beacon! And NOT my lady beacon!

(but don't worry, I always spoil my lady beacon as much as I can )

EDITED - Oh, ffs, THIS is the comment at the top of a fresh page. Now everyone is going to think I've been harping on about my lady beacon. I haven't!!! I HAVEN'T!

A light shining from your lady beacon ... guiding weary travellers to a warm place to spend the night

I can see the congested approaches now!

 

[Speshul91]

Afternoon everyone

 

[Tallulah82]

wtf is a lady beacon and why don't I have one?

Oh, you do. You just haven't realised its powers yet.

 

[Tallulah82]

Afternoon everyone

Yes. Good afternoon, sir. I hope that your day has been fully pleasant and not too showery. And that your biscuit barrel has been providing sufficient snacks for you.

It's so good to talk to a grownup here.

 

[Speshul91]

Yes. Good afternoon, sir. I hope that your day has been fully pleasant and not too showery. And that your biscuit barrel has been providing sufficient snacks for you.

It's so good to talk to a grownup here.

It hasn't been too bad, I'm out of biscuits parked in a wet muddy field (through choice)
I dunno about the grown up part though

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Oh, you do. You just haven't realised its powers yet.

The power of a lady beacon ... just like the clip in "A Bug's Life"

 

[Tallulah82]

It hasn't been too bad, I'm out of biscuits parked in a wet muddy field (through choice)
I dunno about the grown up part though

Wellies and waterproofs, or are you planning on recreating a certain scene from Saltburn? :O

Well, I guess I didn't say 'mature'.

 

[Tallulah82]

The power of a lady beacon ... just like the clip in "A Bug's Life"

Why do I find that oddly arousing?

 

[deft]

Why do I find that oddly arousing?

You're intrigued by other lady beacons?