Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy_Lastic]

Colin From Accounts

LOVE that. Binged it all in a day a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

It started with a nipple flash

Most things do.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I went to see the King a couple of weeks ago. It almost burst my older man fetish

You have an older man fetish? Oh my, I thought you were more sapphically inclined, you have a wife, yes?

I should learn not to make ignorant assumptions.

 

[Oniafox]

You have an older man fetish? Oh my, I thought you were more sapphically inclined, you have a wife, yes?

I should learn not to make ignorant assumptions.

I’m totally and exclusively into women and I’m happily married ….. except old men/age gap

 

[Darkweather]

The messy version

I hope so!

 

[Darkweather]

I’m totally and exclusively into women and I’m happily married ….. except old men/age gap

I don't think you are unique in that either.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I don't think you are unique in that either.

Not in the latter part!!

 

[Darkweather]

Not in the latter part!!

Of course, but I was meaning the whole situation

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I think when it comes to sexuality and preferences, nothing is unique. And the weird shit in your head when you're growing up and you think makes you feel like a freak... turns out every fucker's doing it.

 

[Oniafox]

Mine moved towards realisation by serendipity. We have got closer to an older neighbour over the past couple of years

 

[Darkweather]

I think when it comes to sexuality and preferences, nothing is unique. And the weird shit in your head when you're growing up and you think makes you feel like a freak... turns out every fucker's doing it.

True.. except for those odd one or two things that you thought were normal and everyone else goes 'you WHAT???'

 

[Darkweather]

Mine moved towards realisation by serendipity. We have got closer to an older neighbour over the past couple of years

Very close if I understand what's planned for Sunday

 

[Oniafox]

True.. except for those odd one or two things that you thought were normal and everyone else goes 'you WHAT???'

Deep for this thread! Basically I’ve just offered to help the old guy empty his bins

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I'm surprised @magic_rat hasn't shown up by now, he's an old man with bins that seem to require constant emptying.

 

[deft]

I'm surprised @magic_rat hasn't shown up by now, he's an old man with bins that seem to require constant emptying.

Same.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Two horny old goats together then!

Yum!

 

[Oniafox]

Two horny old goats together then!

Yum!

I think my neighbour has dibs on me

 

[deft]

I think my neighbour has dibs on me

Think of me as a more distant neighbour

 

[Oniafox]

Think of me as a more distant neighbour

Sunday night I shall be back to butter wouldn’t melt happy wife

 

[magic_rat]

I'm surprised @magic_rat hasn't shown up by now, he's an old man with bins that seem to require constant emptying.

what did I miss?

 

[magic_rat]

Deep for this thread! Basically I’ve just offered to help the old guy empty his bins

Oh my dear fucking lord. Yes please!

 

[thefishfryer]

Maybe a short skirt and no knickers. Flash my kitty catty

You're trying to distract him/her not give them apoplexy.

 

[thefishfryer]

Isn’t it like £50 for a coffee in London?

No, that's a pint of beer.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

True.. except for those odd one or two things that you thought were normal and everyone else goes 'you WHAT???'

Oh yeah, those...

I was kidding about those. Never even heard of them.

The headfuck is finding the stuff you didn't even know existed when you were imagining weird shit.

 

[thefishfryer]

Two horny old goats together then!

Yum!

I'm very young... at heart.

Check out my pic in https://forum.literotica.com/threads/variations-on-a-theme.1591930/