Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

First world problem …

There will of course be the joy of the 3-D puzzle that comes with IKEA.

 

[Oniafox]

There will of course be the joy of the 3-D puzzle that comes with IKEA.

Force yourself to read the instructions

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Force yourself to read the instructions

But they always so bad

 

[orangecurious]

Morning all

 

[Darkweather]

Force yourself to read the instructions

I usually consider myself quite bright, but I have to admit that some instructions these days turn me into an absolute moron. Pictograms without words which are worse than egyptian hieroglyphics! Totally senseless and illogical.

Instructions are a last resort.

 

[magic_rat]

And for me, as I say, I like contrasts in art and life generally. A big difference between my 29 yo wife and 78 yo male neighbour

Contrasts are good. In all things. Everything else just becomes bland. My partner is 22 years younger than me and enjoys the age gap as much as I do.

 

[magic_rat]

I usually consider myself quite bright, but I have to admit that some instructions these days turn me into an absolute moron. Pictograms without words which are worse than egyptian hieroglyphics! Totally senseless and illogical.

Instructions are a last resort.

Oh the great IKEA cartoon instructions designed for illiterate morons. Love them.

 

[Oniafox]

I usually consider myself quite bright, but I have to admit that some instructions these days turn me into an absolute moron. Pictograms without words which are worse than egyptian hieroglyphics! Totally senseless and illogical.

Instructions are a last resort.

I’m a mechanical engineer who builds oil refineries. TBH, I struggle with flat pack

 

[Oniafox]

Oh the great IKEA cartoon instructions designed for illiterate morons. Love them.

I think it’s more ‘International’

 

[magic_rat]

I think it’s more ‘International’

It's laziness, so they don't have to translate anything. Which is fine, until you get to the ambigious bits and have to work it out for yourself.

 

[Darkweather]

I’m a mechanical engineer who builds oil refineries. TBH, I struggle with flat pack

 

[Oniafox]

It's laziness, so they don't have to translate anything. Which is fine, until you get to the ambigious bits and have to work it out for yourself.

[grumpy old man - Onia whispers to self] ‘IKEA! The innovative colossal founded on laziness!

 

[Jingling_Geordie]

Perhaps certain older men whom they don’t really consider older even though they are. I think it also depends on how old is older too. Men in their 50s are a lot different than those in their 70s and so on. I find most get better with their fingers and tongues as they age. Some older men get stuck in their ways and less into exploring. Intercourse is different.
For myself, I’m still into men I like, usually withon5 yrs of my age , but I have made exceptions to within 10yr, so as I get older, they get older.

That’s sort of answered a question I posed on a different thread. What constitutes an older man? I think age gap is probably the biggest factor. It can clearly be many years older but there must also be a minimum? If a man is only three or four years older, would he be considered an older man (in relation to that particular kink rather than just age)?

 

[Oniafox]

That’s sort of answered a question I posed on a different thread. What constitutes an older man? I think age gap is probably the biggest factor. It can clearly be many years older but there must also be a minimum? If a man is only three or four years older, would he be considered an older man (in relation to that particular kink rather than just age)?

Half their age plus seven years is a good rule of thumb.

 

[Jingling_Geordie]

I’m a mechanical engineer who builds oil refineries. TBH, I struggle with flat pack

Haha, I’m a mechanical engineer too. Initially I don’t look at instructions on flat pack furniture. Mostly, eventually I do!

 

[Jingling_Geordie]

Half their age plus seven years is a good rule of thumb.

Yeah, I’d heard that before.

So, any 32 and a half year olds out there looking for an older man?

 

[magic_rat]

[grumpy old man - Onia whispers to self] ‘IKEA! The innovative colossal founded on laziness!

Not grumpy. I think we all get a bit less tolerant of bullshit as we get older, that's all.

 

[Oniafox]

Yeah, I’d heard that before.

So, any 32 and a half year olds out there looking for an older man?

Oh no! I don’t qualify as younger …

 

[Oniafox]

Not grumpy. I think we all get a bit less tolerant of bullshit as we get older, that's all.

Sorry, did I say that out loud … ?

 

[magic_rat]

Sorry, did I say that out loud … ?

You might as well have had it printed on a tshirt.

 

[Darkweather]

Grumpy? I prefer to think of it as 'differently attituded'.

 

[Oniafox]

You might as well have had it printed on a tshirt.

You’d only not read the label and burn it with the iron …

 

[magic_rat]

I'm actually very proficient at laundry and ironing. And housework. Less of the stereotypes, young lady.

 

[Oniafox]

I'm actually very proficient at laundry and ironing. And housework. Less of the stereotypes, young lady.

I stand chastised

 

[magic_rat]

I stand chastised

Time for a spanking?