Anyone from the UK?

[Oniafox]

Sounds more like an introductory pm.

No TT from me this week

 

[Kraken_96]

Sounds more like an introductory pm.

I - personal

Am - creates anticipation

Going - Now this is exciting

To - Drawing this out a bit now

Wank - A direct, uncouth method. Possibly the least attractive version of saying this but at least the point is made.

About - Ahhh to idly wank about, not enough of that in today's economy

You - Drawing the reader back in, a true gent to include a direct audience.


I'd give it a 2/5. Gives a solid understanding of what's about to happen but is missing some key factors like generating options for interaction/engagement, or any hint of emotional recognition.

 

[Darkweather]

I - personal

Am - creates anticipation

Going - Now this is exciting

To - Drawing this out a bit now

Wank - A direct, uncouth method. Possibly the least attractive version of saying this but at least the point is made.

About - Ahhh to idly wank about, not enough of that in today's economy

You - Drawing the reader back in, a true gent to include a direct audience.


I'd give it a 2/5. Gives a solid understanding of what's about to happen but is missing some key factors like generating interaction, or romance

in other words... "dear lady, it is so arousing gazing at your wonderful form that I find that I have no option to express my desire through self relief right at this very moment!"

 

[magic_rat]

How poetic.

I was going to go for "Brace yourself..."

 

[thefishfryer]

in other words... "dear lady, it is so arousing gazing at your wonderful form that I find that I have no option to express my desire through self relief right at this very moment!"

Much more romantic.

 

[orangecurious]

"biscuit for the Guy"

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Did someone say biscuits?

 

[orangecurious]

that Guy

 

[magic_rat]

Has anyone else noticed that without female company in the room it just feels like sitting in someone else's shed?

 

[deft]

No.

 

[orangecurious]

i don't normally sit around in a shed anyway

 

[thefishfryer]

i don't normally sit around in a shed anyway

Me neither, my sheds full of tools that suggest I should be gardening and tins of gone-off paint.

 

[magic_rat]

So who are all these strange guys in the shed if they aren't you? More to the point, who's shed is it?

 

[deft]

So who are all these strange guys in the shed if they aren't you? More to the point, who's shed is it?

It's Adorabubble's shed of Empty Promises.

 

[thefishfryer]

So who are all these strange guys in the shed if they aren't you? More to the point, who's shed is it

No guys just spiders.

 

[Kraken_96]

It's Adorabubble's shed of Empty Promises.

I'm still sad at them being found as a fake profile and leaving wish they'd have continued here anyway for the UK chats

 

[thefishfryer]

It's Adorabubble's shed of Empty Promises.

Are you saying her biscuits were fake as well?

I use the word her loosely.

 

[Darkweather]

I'm still sad at them being found as a fake profile and leaving wish they'd have continued here anyway for the UK chats

Any one a fan of Some Like it Hot?

 

[thefishfryer]

Any one a fan of Some Like it Hot?

One of my favourites.

 

[deft]

I'm still sad at them being found as a fake profile and leaving wish they'd have continued here anyway for the UK chats

Why? You can't trust a word they'd say... you may as well converse with AI if that's your bag

 

[thefishfryer]

Why? You can't trust a word they'd say... you may as well converse with AI if that's your bag

I haven't found an AI that talks dirty yet.

You can't even get co-pilot to find you a picture of a life class with a naked model.

 

[deft]

I haven't found an AI that talks dirty yet.

You can't even get co-pilot to find you a picture of a life class with a naked model.

They'll talk about bins and biscuits, though, so all good!

 

[thefishfryer]

They'll talk about bins and biscuits, though, so all good!

I knew she was a wrong un when she said her bins were emptied on a Friday.