Are the same few people ruining your Lit experience?

[Daisy_Love]

I agree!! Small children would run away in horror!

I think pretty much everyone would be running away in horror same goes for budgie smugglers!

 

[Mrtenant]

Oooooo, what's a budgie smuggler?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Oooooo, what's a budgie smuggler?

Speedo

 

[Deadbed1968]

Speedo

Or plum smuggler, or grape smuggler

 

[Mrtenant]

NO!

Yesssssssss, and at your house too, you still have a pool right? I'll be right over with @Deadbed1968 and @Daisy_Love

 

[jaF0]

Moderators act like clowns, surprised when circus shows up.

Trapeze included?

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[Mrtenant]

I am the Lord of Chaos! And I am bringing it!

 

[THROBBS]

I am the god of hell fire!
And I bring you...

some match sticks.

 

[Mrtenant]

Only cuz I loves you guys....

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yesssssssss, and at your house too, you still have a pool right? I'll be right over with @Deadbed1968 and @Daisy_Love

I have never been so glad to not have a pool in my whole life

Now, if you come in attire that won’t make me slam the door in your face, you are all very welcome to stop by. Daisy can wear whatever she wants, but all electronics will be confiscated upon arrival (her fucking links could ruin the whole day.)

 

[AmberLGreen]

—The Root Cause
—Beat Root (sound pun)
And Root portrayed as a nerd who ends up a cocksmith…
—Square Root

You keep your square root in your pants. Nobody wants to see that

 

[AmberLGreen]

According to experts, my porn name is Dick Morehead.

Well I wouldn’t say I was an expert but I think you will find I was screaming “More, Dickhead”

 

[Lord Pmann]

Can we just make a fuggin cage match thread for @ToPleaseHim, @Trekka , @Lord Pmann , @jaF0 and anyone else that wants to fight?

Quit making all the stupid controversy threads, make just one, and like the Chaos thread, keep your fighting limited to there. Give away a Giant Lit Belt for the winner.

This is the Playground. Play motherfuckers. Play.

Carry on.

Beer anyone?

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This thread exists.

Fight Club Thread

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think there’s only one way to resolve all of the animosity in this thread. It involves mud and wrestling.

I will selflessly volunteer to officiate.

If we are mud wrestling then you are definitely not officiating. You need to be in that mud so that I have something sturdy to grab when I start to slip

 

[ydahecnot]

You keep your square root in your pants. Nobody wants to see that

Very well

 

[Rapharider]

Or we could go for the full on Mankini

I’m always up for donning mine.

https://imgur.com/a/iAVh5Ih

 

[jaF0]

What if we have one of those big canon things launch clowns into jello pits?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Or we could go for the full on Mankini

That would be a great thread. Make yourself look sexy wearing just this

 

[AmberLGreen]

I think pretty much everyone would be running away in horror same goes for budgie smugglers!

Budgie smuggler spotting is the best holiday poolside game

 

[Mrtenant]

I have never been so glad to not have a pool in my whole life

Now, if you come in attire that won’t make me slam the door in your face, you are all very welcome to stop by. Daisy can wear whatever she wants, but all electronics will be confiscated upon arrival (her fucking links could ruin the whole day.)

Parrrrrrrttttyyyyyy

 

[Deadbed1968]

You keep your square root in your pants. Nobody wants to see that

I would think a square root would hurt like hell!!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Parrrrrrrttttyyyyyy

I’m in!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Budgie smuggler spotting is the best holiday poolside game

I’d need a fair amount of poolside drinks before this was fun instead of traumatizing

 

[Daisy_Love]

I’m always up for donning mine.

https://imgur.com/a/iAVh5Ih

Omfg I will NEVER be able to UNSEE this!!!!!!