Bad BDSM

[canadiancutie]

ha the worst I've done was jumping out of the communion line at school during a liturgy to give a girl head in the chapel...it was more funny than anything. we wore our "Sorry I missed church, I was practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian" pins the next day....but then they were of course taken away. Darnit.

 

[Private_Label]

25 vanilla men count ...

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So now you have the details lol

Three a day? *opens the freezer door and stands in front of it* For a week?

I don't know if I would be able to walk after that. Of course I don't think I would have that many takers if I said "so you wanna fuck?"

I'm glad you won the bet.

 

[rcuhljr]

I don't know if I would be able to walk after that. Of course I don't think I would have that many takers if I said "so you wanna fuck?"

I'm thinking you haven't met most men

 

[jasonlf]

and I told her I could never trust her

That's awesome and a half. Hahaha....


My worst thing... well, /me refers back to other thread -- this is the thing I'm not 100% proud of, but still, at the time, I felt immortal.

Okay, circa 2003. I'm a freshman at college. Less than a month into it, and I've been going to this Bible study on campus. I see this cute girl sitting in the back, so I go sit beside her. We talked for a while, and she came over to my place and we listened to music. Then she invited me to her dorm to watch a movie. Well, I don't remember the movie. Before I even got into the room good, we were making out, and in <5 minutes I went from "only been to 2nd base with one chick" to getting my dick sucked by a near stranger. The girl teased me and sucked me for probably an hour, at least it felt that long...

Maybe that's not "bad bdsm" (hell, I didn't know what BDSM was then) but I still trip over the fact that as an alkward freshman, I picked up a girl in *bible study* and got blown by her a few hours later.

Another evil thing I do is sometimes I'll tickle my female friends just "playing around" to hear them scream and see them squirm. It kinda gets me off.

 

[Quint]

We have a friend who I've had an attraction with ever since we met. Explained the situation to T and pretty much got his blessing to do what I felt we would have no regrets over. So T is out at opera and I just came home from hanging out with this other guy, J, and of course before you know it, there's the obligatory massage, speeding pulse, and degenerate behavior. But as I'm still new to extramarital relationships and he had just ended a very serious one, I didn't feel comfortable pushing it beyond some yummy growling and oral. He was like a ninja the whole time. And of course the best for me was T coming home and finding me mostly naked.

Nothing to compare, but I think my sordid deeds are done with too pure of intent to really mention here.

On an aside, Marquis, how did you (or any others of this profession) accomodate your cravings for public indecency with your job as a teacher? T always forces himself to behave in public because he cannot tolerate the thought of a student (or the parent of a student) seeing him in any reprehensible behavior. It's maddening--I don't even get my ass grabbed in grocery stores anymore! Obviously you didn't have the same problem. *sigh*

 

[.exposure]

I don't have anything 'bad'. Since I've only had 'relations' with one man before.

There was a time when i was in the 10th grade and I had a semi-crush on an older guy in my graphics printing class. Well the room is full of computers on tables, not the usual desk and he rubs my inner thighs. I was somewhat scared of what to do because no guy has ever touched me there. Plus, anyone could have saw.

Anyways, he told me to touch him, which I did. I did it for the last couple of days we had that class. When I saw him in the halls at school, he would smile and I would blush.
That was about the end of my 'bad'ness.

Unless, you want to count me randomly peeing on my boyfriend for kicks.

 

[tealsphynx]

I'm not sure if it is "bad" but no guy I've met likes it too much.........
Am I the only person that thinks the urethral opening at the end of the penis makes the whole think kinda look like a mouth? I like to squeeze it and in a squeeky voice make it talk. "Memememememe" Is my favorite thing it says....yeah, I normally end up with a mushroom print somewhere on my face when I'm done doing this....

 

[canadiancutie]

I'm not sure if it is "bad" but no guy I've met likes it too much.........
Am I the only person that thinks the urethral opening at the end of the penis makes the whole think kinda look like a mouth? I like to squeeze it and in a squeeky voice make it talk. "Memememememe" Is my favorite thing it says....yeah, I normally end up with a mushroom print somewhere on my face when I'm done doing this....

haha thats so awesome

EDIT- have you ever played lazers with it? like, when you point it and things and make lazer noises followed by exploding noises? that just gets you looked at strangely... but I think it's pretty awesome

 

[FurryFury]

not wanting to butt in or anything....

The sickest thing I thing that turns me on is deep dark rape........

The kinda shit people label others sick fuckers for. I fantasise about being the girl grabbed on the way home from a club.... drugged maybe inside the club, raped in the worst possible way by more than one person....

I don't think its right that this turns me on, especially when such nasty things happen to men and women......... and the fact this happens to people is terrible.
But it doesn't stop me wanting it.... I feel like I'm twisted in the head......

Could be related to feelings of worthlessness, I don't know.

Not sure if its on the right track, please feel free to delete if not.

I know exactly what you mean bustyblondebombshell!


No worries. Plenty of people have fantasies like this, trust me! I know I do. Often.

*hugs*

I'm not at all sure it has to be about one's worthlessness either. There are times when I feel pretty damn worthy but I still love and get off on fantasies like this in much greater and more graphic detail.

It's okay and for some of us fairly normal. Do let any well meaning persons tell you otherwise. If you share this many will try believe me. Even if you want to rid yourself of them, that doesn't mean it's not okay to have such thoughts.

I've written up some of my "worst" real fantasies in some SRP threads but for some reason for the most part I have kept my gang rape ones to myself.

I once talked to a guy online that was brave enough to tell me his gang rape or rape fantasies. It was like he took a page from my dark soul. Simply delicious!

Fury

 

[Private_Label]

I'm to vanilla for this thread....

I fooled around with my older step brother when I was 14. It never went beyond dry humping, but I did take my nightgown off once... He kissed me between my breasts and ran a line of kisses up to my mouth that night... I think if his step mother hadn't caught us, we may have gone beyond dry humping.

In the morning we got a stern lecture about "experimentation." I didn't feel guilty after my step brother said that he didn't notice I was in a state of undress (we were on his bed inside my sleeping bag with my nightgown off... like hell he didn't notice.) I didn't even feel guilty about it afterwards. If anything I was mad at my step that he had weenied out and refused to acknowledge my state of partial nakedness.

Like I said... just a plain vanilla memory...

Other than that, I like the idea of being grabbed, pinned down, fucked hard and a bit rough....

 

[Marquis]

That's awesome and a half. Hahaha....


My worst thing... well, /me refers back to other thread -- this is the thing I'm not 100% proud of, but still, at the time, I felt immortal.

Okay, circa 2003. I'm a freshman at college. Less than a month into it, and I've been going to this Bible study on campus. I see this cute girl sitting in the back, so I go sit beside her. We talked for a while, and she came over to my place and we listened to music. Then she invited me to her dorm to watch a movie. Well, I don't remember the movie. Before I even got into the room good, we were making out, and in <5 minutes I went from "only been to 2nd base with one chick" to getting my dick sucked by a near stranger. The girl teased me and sucked me for probably an hour, at least it felt that long...

Maybe that's not "bad bdsm" (hell, I didn't know what BDSM was then) but I still trip over the fact that as an alkward freshman, I picked up a girl in *bible study* and got blown by her a few hours later.

Another evil thing I do is sometimes I'll tickle my female friends just "playing around" to hear them scream and see them squirm. It kinda gets me off.

Getting blown by a stranger, particularly a bible study stranger, is an entertaining story if I ever heard one. Not particularly what I had in mind for this thread, but it has sort of gone off track anyhow.

In the same vein, let me tell you one of my absolute favorite stories of all time. Whenever guys are telling their tales of ribaldry, I always ask them what is the shortest amount of time they've fucked a girl after meeting her. I wait patiently as I hear tales about guys meeting a girl at a club, and taking her home that night. I smile and laugh as I hear stories about men meeting women at a party, getting them drunk and doing them in the backseat of their cars. Then I tell the story of the Chinese girl who was really white.

My roommates and I were throwing a party at my college apartment, a fucking bash if I might say so myself. I went outside, walked down the stairs and started heading towards the campus store to pick up some ice or blunts or something. As I began walking I noticed a Chinese girl walking in the opposite direction. I asked her if she wanted to come to my party and she stuttered out something incoherent. We walked back up the stairs to my apartment and she was being very grabby with me. We walked inside, and instead of making a left to my living room, we made a right into my bedroom.

I don't think 90 seconds passed by between me meeting this female and penetrating her. I was just throwing the condom away when I heard a loud knock at my door. I looked back at the nameless lady, and she was passed out on my bed with her skirt around her ankles.

This didn't look good.

I covered her with a blanket and answered the door. It was an attractive sophomore that I had seen around a bit. She had heard her friend from out of town was seen walking in here with me. I pointed to my bed and she woke her friend up with the sort of labored sigh that suggested this must happen all the time. I offered to walk them both home, since they were both pretty drunk. We walked back to her apartment and put the Chinese girl to bed. The sophomore smoked me out and sucked my dick in gratitude for helping her friend.

I finally got home as the sun was rising to find my friends and the few hardcore partyers left smoking, drinking and eating pizza on the roof. I shared my tale, and they all assured me that the female in question was white and not Chinese. I really can't remember, but I like to think she was Chinese.

 

[Marquis]

We have a friend who I've had an attraction with ever since we met. Explained the situation to T and pretty much got his blessing to do what I felt we would have no regrets over. So T is out at opera and I just came home from hanging out with this other guy, J, and of course before you know it, there's the obligatory massage, speeding pulse, and degenerate behavior. But as I'm still new to extramarital relationships and he had just ended a very serious one, I didn't feel comfortable pushing it beyond some yummy growling and oral. He was like a ninja the whole time. And of course the best for me was T coming home and finding me mostly naked.

What!

And what is so special about this J! Why do I have to do a DP to get a piece of the Quint!

On an aside, Marquis, how did you (or any others of this profession) accomodate your cravings for public indecency with your job as a teacher? T always forces himself to behave in public because he cannot tolerate the thought of a student (or the parent of a student) seeing him in any reprehensible behavior. It's maddening--I don't even get my ass grabbed in grocery stores anymore! Obviously you didn't have the same problem. *sigh*

I wasn't exactly the model teacher. I would leave the teacher parking lot with my top down, blasting obscene rap. Getting caught grabbing ass in a grocery store wouldn't phase me or any of my students.

I can't speak for their parents but they were all dicks anyway. At least at the rich kid school I taught at. When I taught in the hood, one of the campus security guards got caught selling crack two weeks after I was hired. I'm sure PDA would've been overlooked.

 

[canadiancutie]

What!

And what is so special about this J! Why do I have to do a DP to get a piece of the Quint!




I wasn't exactly the model teacher. I would leave the teacher parking lot with my top down, blasting obscene rap. Getting caught grabbing ass in a grocery store wouldn't phase me or any of my students.

I can't speak for their parents but they were all dicks anyway. At least at the rich kid school I taught at. When I taught in the hood, one of the campus security guards got caught selling crack two weeks after I was hired. I'm sure PDA would've been overlooked.

...you should teach me biology so I don't fail my final next week

 

[Kajira Callista]

im all confused Marquis is the thread about bdsm naughty or reg ol every day naughty?

 

[Marquis]

im all confused Marquis is the thread about bdsm naughty or reg ol every day naughty?

It got fucked up. It's supposed to be about BDSM naughty.

Care to get us back on track?

 

[Kajira Callista]

It got fucked up. It's supposed to be about BDSM naughty.

Care to get us back on track?

lol no. im a thread killer hen it comes to this stuff. i feel like a scare everyone away.

 

[graceanne]

ha the worst I've done was jumping out of the communion line at school during a liturgy to give a girl head in the chapel...it was more funny than anything. we wore our "Sorry I missed church, I was practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian" pins the next day....but then they were of course taken away. Darnit.

*snorts*

edited to add: Rereading all this I realized that my snort could be taken wrong. It's a snort of laughter. I feel guilty laughing, but on the other hand it serves them right for forcing someone who isn't a Christian/catholic to take communion.

 

[graceanne]

lol no. im a thread killer hen it comes to this stuff. i feel like a scare everyone away.

That's cause you got the best 'bad bdsm' stories. NOT TELL! *scowls*

 

[FurryFury]

lol no. im a thread killer hen it comes to this stuff. i feel like a scare everyone away.

Yes dear Kajira Callista,

Please do tell!

I want to know. We don't need any others if they can't handle it.

LOL.

Fury

PS Marquis that nasty stuff you've been dealing is HOT!

 

[Killishandra]

Marquis...

... I fail to see how your original post is "Bad BDSM" in the first place. It's morally uncouth, physically "nasty", extramarital sex, but how so is it BDSM?

 

[Kajira Callista]

... I fail to see how your original post is "Bad BDSM" in the first place. It's morally uncouth, physically "nasty", extramarital sex, but how so is it BDSM?

humiliation. making her kiss her husband with his cum on her lips

 

[Killishandra]

humiliation. making her kiss her husband with his cum on her lips

Alright, that makes sense.

Thanks KC.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Alright, that makes sense.

Thanks KC.

yw

 

[Marquis]

... I fail to see how your original post is "Bad BDSM" in the first place. It's morally uncouth, physically "nasty", extramarital sex, but how so is it BDSM?

The only thing it wasn't was bondage. A great deal of what made that affair so hot to us was the S&M and D/s aspects to it. I took a sadistic pleasure in knowing I was hurting her relationship and probably making her life worse. I think in some sick way she took a masochistic pleasure in it.

I also took pleasure in dominating her will. She was scared and unsure, but I would make her pleasure me and she would submit, often at the risk of being caught. We started to develop little rituals that could be considered discipline. We had one planning hour together, and she had to come check in with me to see if I wanted my dick sucked or anything like that.

Now, I want to point out that towards the beginning of our relationship, she was very much the aggressor, but I don't think that takes away from the elements I just pointed out.

 

[Killishandra]

Alright, to contribute to this thread, I'm going to tell you all the story of the time I put on a strap-on, forced Marquis against his will to wear my panties, and fucked him in the azz.......


Good thing I'm not longer his sub so I don't have to worry about retaliation for that fictional blurt lol.