Battlescar Galactica

[Earthgoddess]

Hey now for a appendectomy I'd want a steak knife and a glass of merlot...for crying out loud,a coffee mug? I may be butch but that's too much-a bread plate would be fine,and some yarn to sew up the hole...Red yarn like Raggedy Anne.

 

[Merelan]

Is there something wrong with me? Here you all are talking about these accidents and pain, and I am laughing my ass off!!
I apologize to everyone whom I laughed at. I really couldn't help it.
Maybe I laughed because I have many scars and accidents. The most interesting is a brand above my left breast that looks like the Pink Floyd Dark Side of The Moon cover. (without the color) I was ironing my shirt and slipped... and yes... I was wearing it, the shirt, at the time.

 

[April]

Not many big scars here. A lot from the cats, though. Nasty little buggers, but gotta love 'em. My left hand is pretty scarred from a bicycle accident when I was eight, I think. A couple of broken toes courtesy of my husband! Big clumsy clod! And two chunks of flesh cut off my left arm and the back of my shoulder due to suspicious (sp?) moles. Other than that, nothing major. Yet.

 

[Lasher]

Only thing I've picked up along the way was a Boxer's Fracture (broken hand apparently from hitting something very, very hard).

Ummm...but it's one of those things that I know it happened, and I have a fairly good idea where I was when it happened, and a rather vague idea of why it happened. Oh, and I heard a handful of rumors about it at the time....but i honestly can't remember a single damn second of it. Oh well....

 

[Unclebill]

Sammyjo, in the original Alien, the alien incubated in the thorax of Joh Hurt's character. When it was mature, it "hatched" by eating its way through his frontal chest wall about where the bottom of the sternum would be, through his T-shirt, and then scurried away. All this at the dinner table, yet.

And, no, Hurt's character did NOT survive!

And I've managed to coast through many years relatively unscathed. Small scar in one eyebrow from a fall when I was too young to remember, a small puncture scar on my left wrist from having the bones set (radius and ulna about an inch above the wrist).

Oh, yeah, and there's the vasectomy scars! Wanna see?

 

[Cranberry_cola]

Hah...it seems like everyone is comparing who has the worst scars on themselves. Pretty cool though...
Anyway, as for me...
I fell from a double decker bed when i was 6 and had my collar bone stuck out from its socket. As a result, I can't stand anybody touching my shoulders..i'll get squirmish...Luckily not a very visible scar.
Much visible ones are on my elbow. Was cycling and a damn bike hit and dragged me across the tar road. It's healed now but leaves a protruding scar.

 

[Gatorboy]

well lets see. I only have 2 scars to speak of, and no broken bones. The scar on my forehead is from walking up and down the see-saw when I was five. Of course I slipped and busted my head open on the metal bar holding it up. The other one happened when I was eight, while weaving around pinecones out in the middle of the street on my bicycle. I guess I leaned a little too much and went sliding across the pavement for a few feet. Other than that I have led a injury free life. Knock on wood.

 

[Sammyjo]

I think I'll just stick to soaps and children's TV for a while. I don't think I'm quite ready for this Alien thing.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by Lasher99:
Speaking of "Battlestar Galatica"... I could never quite understand the whole Lorne Green in space thing.

Sorry guys...this was just a test. For some reason, it won't let me post what I wrote on this thread.

[This message has been edited by Lovely Latina (edited 06-11-2000).]

 

[Lasher]

This is just a test, LOL.




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[Lovely Latina]

(Ok...let's try re-typing the whole darn thing instead of cutting and
pasting this time. Wonder twin powers activate--speed of 70wpm typing
skills.)

Wow! I am humbled by the myriad of bodily devastation experienced by our
dear board members. (Btw...do I have permission, Laurel, to leave again
and come back so that I may receive those rib-cracking hugs all over
again? You guys are sooo swell!)

Earthgoddess...Doing Dirk Benedict, eh? Yeah baby!! I'll take my
Benedict sunny side up! Thanks for the boo boo menders, hon <nice
GENTLE hug>...and be careful not to slip on the way out. lol

M&M...I missed Xander impersonating a fireman? Sokay...already got to see his "hose" via his webcam, right Xanman? *wink wink* (Btw...<whispers softly back into MM's ear>...I missed you, too, sweetie.)


Thanks so much for the wb, Shylady...to me, those c-section scars
are the absolute proudest that a woman could possibly display.

Cheyenne...Cheyenne...Cheyenne...Uhmmmmm...what's a "jart?"

Sammyjo...I shall from now on think of you with great fondness
whenever I watch something remotely grotesque. No no...no need to thank
me...I'm just complimentary that way.

Rogel!...Bonjour! "I bruised my coccyx once falling down some
stairs. OUCH!! (That's the bone above your ass... well, MY ass actually.)
I felt like I'd been sharing a cell with a man named, Bubba, for way too
many months. Honey...if your "bone" is "above your ass" <hehe>, then I
think that you have far greater problems than ALL of us combined! How *is*
Bubba, btw?

Nexxus...so the "pink taco" is a restaraunt, you say? Glad to see
that you've finally gotten yourself out of the perverted gutter on that
one...there's just not enough room for BOTH of us, ya know.

Xander!...OMG!! ARE YOU OK?? You poooooor poor thing! Wow...you put
all the rest of us to pitiful shame. Now that you just turned 26, PLEEEEEZ
be careful, hon! (Sorry I missed your b-day...BUT...someone from this BB
was kind enough to present me with a web-cam of my very own! So now our
late night games of "Guess the Exposed Body Part" doesn't have to be so
one-sided anymore!)

(Part Deux...coming up right after this commercial break.)


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[Guest]

Originally posted by Lovely Latina:
Honey...if your "bone" is "above your ass" *hehe*, then I think that you have far greater problems than ALL of us combined!

That could explain why da ladies always seem to gasp when they see my butt. I always thought it was 'cause it was kinda cute lookin'.

*wink*

*maybe even a cheeky little click*

rog
xx



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[Lovely Latina]

Ok...now this is getting too weird.

I just posted the second half of my post...it was here...I saw it...and now *poof*...vanished.

I'm going to cry now.

 

[Lovely Latina]

(continued from previous post...)

Lashy..."Speaking of 'Battlestar Galactica'...I could never quite understand the whole Lorne Green in space thing." Oh how you've missed me! But do ya hafta get so mushy in front of EVERYONE?? *sigh* (Lorne Green in space? It was probably the same person who came up with the brilliant idea of of putting the Muppets up there, too. <shrug> ).

Raindrop/Poster Formerly Known As ????...Missed you, too, hon! Psssst...try using the "[" key instead of the "<" key to make your words appear in bold. If that doesn't work, then do what I do...use a black Sharpie marker on your computer screen.

Gil..."Scars hmmmm?...the worst would be the invisible one from unrequited love. Damn thing just won't heal." Dearest Kibby...oh honey...you must try...try your hardest to get over me. It just wasn't meant to be. I'm a married woman now. Sure...we had our hot, passionate nights filled with wild weasel sex, but that's all over now. You have to move on and accept that. (*smooooooooooooch* lol)

Wizard...Hi, hon! What's this?? First you're strokin' yourself with loofahs, and then MM tells me that you're swappin' spit with the fishies?? Umm Skitten...I think your man is "in DIRE need."

TONY...SWEETIE! WE HEAR YA! WE HEAR YA! (It's the little rectangular button to the left of the letter "A." lol)

Nurse..."It looks like I was a lamo and tried to commit suicide on the wrong side of my wrist." LMAO! Ohhh ya kill me!

Merelan, April, Cranberry_cola, and Gatorboy...thanks so much for sharing, guys!

Oh...and Uncle Beeeel...ya know...some things are just better left unseen.

Thanks everyone!

LL

 

[Thumper]

Scars from three knee reconstructions....and two broken hearts...one last summer, one ten years ago...(picture a drunk Richard Dreyfuss pointing to his chest just as the barrels surface)

Don't tease me LL....I am guessing you look remarkably like her...Fantasy maybe????

 

[Tony]

Oh Damn!!!!!!!
I was wondering where all you guy's were getting your tiny letters from. Thanks LL.


On the subject of "WONDER TWIN POWERS".
What was up with Zan always being a bucket of water???

 

[Cheyenne]

Jarts? There was a game that was recalled probably almost 20 years ago due to safety concerns.
To play, each team had 3 heavily weighted pointy oversized darts (called jarts) that you threw at a plastic circle some distance away from you on the ground. You scored points for getting your jarts in the circle, or closest to the circle, as I recall. But the jarts were hard to aim, and they tended to land on people. Like me. They were pulled from the market and new jarts came out that had rounded bottoms that were weighted. But no more metal points so they'd stick in the grass like a dart on a dartboard.

 

[Lasher]

Oh how you've missed me! But do ya hafta get so mushy in front of EVERYONE?? *sigh*

Sorry about all the emotion, LL. I was trying to keep a check on all that, but then I started thinking about Lorne Greene (and really, the whole Carwright family) and I just couldn't help myself. I just got a little choked up and I guess I should just learn to control my emotions.... I'm feeling a little verklempt just now as I write this....

And as far as missing you goes, well..you really have no idea what all I went thru while you were gone (wellllll, maybe you do).

BTW, I had the oddest sense of Deja Vu while reading your posts...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Maybe its just me but has anyone else thought of the scene in Chasing Amy where Jason Lee (Banky) and Joey Lauren Adams(Goddess... I mean Alyssa) are comparing sexual wounds?

LL ... you know we love you... always and ever

Um broken arm at age 6 jumping of a 10 foot high fort in a playground

Age 8 Operation to remove third ankle{alias a cyst bigger than my real ankle at the time in my foot (L)}

Age 16 Broken leg from running down stairs(yes!) hit the bottem stair and my leg decided it had had enough

Age 19 Operation on hand to take out another cyst.... minor problem none there!

I won't include the ball of my foot being nearly torn off or why a sheet of iron has left permanent scarring on my chest or how I put my teeth through my lip and left a scar there... or how I have a scar for a flouro light. Maybe another time

Da chef

 

[April]

Lovely Latina, I'm so sorry for not welcoming you back properly. Just got excited at the idea of sharing! (just a nut, I guess) Anyway, welcome back, and I'm envying you right now for having so much fun. Las Vegas is pretty cool, except during the day when it's actually pretty dirty what with all the construction everywhere! <sighing 'cause I'm a lame-o at posting tonight>

 

[Bodizefi]

I do Adventure Races which includes Running, mountain biking, kayaking, swimming, and climbing on hellish terrain. Here is my resume.......
12 scares on my head
8 broken toes
6 broken fingers
1 broken arm
1 fractured tibia
2 broken wrists
3 concussions
Dislocated shoulder-Broken ankle-Dislocated elbow-6 broken teeth-232 total stitches to date......And I still look damn good!

"Bones heal and chicks dig scars"

 

[Thumper]

cheyenne.....maybe you should'nt have used the Jart target for a hula hoop

...and if chicks dig scars I'm gonna slop bacon grease all over me and jump into the lion cage at the zoo!

 

[Melody_lane]

Originally posted by Gil:
I imagine Mr. Greene liked "to go where no man has gone before." Speaking of which...where's Melody?

LMAO! oh, you sh*thead, I nearly hurt myself laughing as hard as I did when reading that one!!!

Ahhh, thanks for the smiles.
*kiss*

 

[Golden]

my turn I guess.

amazingly nothing more than usual knees scarred as a child and nothing at all right until aged nearly 40 - tore ankle ligaments cross-country ski-ing and then finally gave into successive soccer injuries and had cartilege op in one knee - both still gyp me a lot.

tongue in perfect working order fortunately!