BDSM and sense of humor

[Betticus]

Great

I will mail myself over to you.

Then again, what replaces licking. I don't want to be too hasty in this, and I suppose you will expect humour as well?!

I have some chocolate you can lick!

 

[Penalt]

We laugh a lot as well. I couldn't be with someone that couldn't laugh.

Puns fly at our home. I'm so bad with them that I actually got tagged for an Order with the medieval group we play with. Mamid has been suffering so long with them......that she is trying to outdo me now.

 

[shy slave]

I have some chocolate you can lick!

Really??

But where do I have to lick it from?

*looks suspicious*

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Really??

But where do I have to lick it from?

*looks suspicious*

chocolate coated testicles?

 

[Sprinkles22]

I'm always giggling, I love it when i get My Master to smile as he can be very stern. He Loves my cheekiness, and wouldn't want me to change for one minute.

Now THAT sounds like me.

Some might call me Sammy, but really I'm not. I'm simply full of life, love and happiness and I love teasing. Sometimes I take the teasing too far and He has to put His foot down and tell me to behave myself, but inside I know He's laughing at me too.

Beneath His stern words He is rolling His eyes at my audacity and laughing to Himself.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Snooze has a great sense of humor. It helps because when I'm feeling unsure or insecure because of my newness to the lifestyle, He can always make me smile.

 

[Betticus]

Really??

But where do I have to lick it from?

*looks suspicious*

From the chocolate dipped strawberry. Where else?

 

[shy slave]

From the chocolate dipped strawberry. Where else?

That sounds good

ShinigamiSama, I tried that and chocolate coated cock many years ago. apart from having the chocolate too hot (I hate that choc body paint) it was just a waste of good chocolate.

Andante once said he would put me in a cage and offer me his cock or chocolate, and I had would have to choose.

I said I would choose the chocolate. I am pretty sure his cock would wait

 

[JMohegan]

I have no sence of humor.

When i'm with someone who's Dominant if i think he could find me funny looking any mood i was in is GONE. like whoosh gone. I KNOW i must be funny looking but i don't want to think about it or be reminded of it. Humiliation isn't exactly my thang. It's the instant switch to the anti-thang.

Now i've been having sex and things have gone wrong on both party's ends and we wound up in pain and that was funny...

Although i still find it hard to laugh at things like queefs...

No sence of humor here. I'm not even joking.

This is a challenge that I really, really enjoy. To take a woman who is shy, apprehensive, or embarrassed in intimate settings, and teach her to trust me enough to relax.

Two things help in achieving this goal.

1 - I don't let my body speak for itself.

That is to say, sincere compliments (judiciously and strategically applied over a period of time) can sometimes help in driving home a point that should be obvious from physical clues as to my arousal and satisfaction.

2 - I laugh at *myself*, as often as possible.

Ammre, on a different thread you talked about an incident in which you were tied to a chair and the scene did not work out as intended. IMO *any* scene that misfires is a great opportunity for humor, initiated by the Top, with him/herself as the target.

Okay, is it just me or does it seem that one has to have a great and open sense of humor to be involved in bdsm?

My buddies and I use humor to keep things in perspective. We created the D-BoB (dom's book of blunders, an actual notebook) many years ago, and have updated it often.

Entries in the book never include embarrassing or personal information about a partner. Just goofy stuff about the guys, and our screwups as Tops.

Created as an antidote to Arrogant Prick Syndrome, this book contains some of the funniest shit you could ever hope to read. And it works, too.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

That sounds good

ShinigamiSama, I tried that and chocolate coated cock many years ago. apart from having the chocolate too hot (I hate that choc body paint) it was just a waste of good chocolate.

Andante once said he would put me in a cage and offer me his cock or chocolate, and I had would have to choose.

I said I would choose the chocolate. I am pretty sure his cock would wait

lol
Call me Shin hun
but yeah, I bet that'd be the answer of most girls if presented a choice

now if only sexylosers site was still up I'd show you Clay's idea to fix that

flavoured semen

imagine triple fudge mint flavoured semen
image how hard a choice that'd be then eh?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I don't have a sense of humor.

Really.

I'm totally serious all the time. How could a submissive respect me and take me seriously if I cracked a joke or smiled or heaven forbid, laughed at myself?

*looks around at everyone ROFLTBFHAO*

Y'all are not buying into this in the least little bit, are you?

 

[Betticus]

I don't have a sense of humor.

Really.

I'm totally serious all the time. How could a submissive respect me and take me seriously if I cracked a joke or smiled or heaven forbid, laughed at myself?

*looks around at everyone ROFLTBFHAO*

Y'all are not buying into this in the least little bit, are you?

I was totally buying it. Really!

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I don't have a sense of humor.

Really.

I'm totally serious all the time. How could a submissive respect me and take me seriously if I cracked a joke or smiled or heaven forbid, laughed at myself?

*looks around at everyone ROFLTBFHAO*

Y'all are not buying into this in the least little bit, are you?

no
but
I'm a net nerd... so the wtfbqq does the 'BFHAO' mean in your ROFL?

 

[Penalt]

lol
Call me Shin hun
but yeah, I bet that'd be the answer of most girls if presented a choice

now if only sexylosers site was still up I'd show you Clay's idea to fix that

flavoured semen

imagine triple fudge mint flavoured semen
image how hard a choice that'd be then eh?

If they ever came out with a way to flavour semen I think every man on the planet would use it.

 

[Sprinkles22]

If they ever came out with a way to flavour semen I think every man on the planet would use it.

I vote for bubble gum flavored

 

[ShinigamiSama]

If they ever came out with a way to flavour semen I think every man on the planet would use it.

I'd spend months reseaching what flavour was most popular before getting it
but I bet most men would

 

[myinnerslut]

If they ever came out with a way to flavour semen I think every man on the planet would use it.

adding things to semen could open up a whole other can of worms, so to speak... could imagine being *gasp* allergic to your PYLs semen?!?!

i could just imagine a little subbie lovingly swalling her master's peanut butter cup flavored semen... and going into anaphalactic shock

 

[Sprinkles22]

adding things to semen could open up a whole other can of worms, so to speak... could imagine being *gasp* allergic to your PYLs semen?!?!

i could just imagine a little subbie lovingly swalling her master's peanut butter cup flavored semen... and going into anaphalactic shock

Well then ... I guess Peanut Allergy would have to be a new item on a BDSM checklist.

Let's see .... is it a Hard Limit or a Definite *Oh my goodness, I can't get enough*?

 

[subfem1963]

Now THAT sounds like me.

Some might call me Sammy, but really I'm not. I'm simply full of life, love and happiness and I love teasing. Sometimes I take the teasing too far and He has to put His foot down and tell me to behave myself, but inside I know He's laughing at me too.

Beneath His stern words He is rolling His eyes at my audacity and laughing to Himself.

Yes I'm just like that always smiling and I love to tease. Sometimes I can push my luck to far, but I soon learn my lesson.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I don't have a sense of humor.

Really.

I'm totally serious all the time. How could a submissive respect me and take me seriously if I cracked a joke or smiled or heaven forbid, laughed at myself?

*looks around at everyone ROFLTBFHAO*

Y'all are not buying into this in the least little bit, are you?

I believed it, cause I do not have a sense of humor. Truly.

Eb

 

[Evil_Geoff]

no
but
I'm a net nerd... so the wtfbqq does the 'BFHAO' mean in your ROFL?

ShinigamiSama...

ROFLTBFHAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing Their Big Fat Hairy Asses Off
ROFLMBFHAOSTDC = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Big Fat Hairy Ass Off Scaring The Damn Cat
... SCOMN = ... Spraying Coke Out My Nose
etc...

 

[ShinigamiSama]

ShinigamiSama...

ROFLTBFHAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing Their Big Fat Hairy Asses Off
ROFLMBFHAOSTDC = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Big Fat Hairy Ass Off Scaring The Damn Cat
... SCOMN = ... Spraying Coke Out My Nose
etc...

ahh
old school

 

[Evil_Geoff]

ahh
old school

*grins*

Yup! That's me! I'm pretty old, and I went to school...

 

[ShinigamiSama]

*grins*

Yup! That's me! I'm pretty old, and I went to school...

pretty young and finishing school here
6 more months and a 8 days....

 

[Betticus]

pretty young and finishing school here
6 more months and a 8 days....

Don't worry, that pesky high school will be over soon!