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Full moon obscured.
A soul penetrating chill wind blows.
Fearful creatures lurk in my imagination.
 
You, in slot 133. Between Funyuns, Doritos. Coins clink: you're falling! Screeeeeeaaaaam! Demon ripping. Uuuuuuurp.
 
Dark night, spiders, webs, chasing you, captured, hung like a fly, sharp mandibles cutting you

A good one... but as an arachnologist, a part of me is screaming! Arachnids, like spiders, are part of a group of animals known as Chelicerata, and have mouthparts called chelicerae. Insects, crustaceans, centipedes and millipedes have mandibles, as part of an unofficial group sometimes referred to as " mandiblata."
 
A good one... but as an arachnologist, a part of me is screaming! Arachnids, like spiders, are part of a group of animals known as Chelicerata, and have mouthparts called chelicerae. Insects, crustaceans, centipedes and millipedes have mandibles, as part of an unofficial group sometimes referred to as " mandiblata."

I just learned something new today... actually 2 things.
Dave? You're an arachnologist??? Wow! How cool is that?
 
Dark night, spiders, webs, chasing you, captured like prey, sharp chelicerae cutting you



A good one... but as an arachnologist, a part of me is screaming! Arachnids, like spiders, are part of a group of animals known as Chelicerata, and have mouthparts called chelicerae. Insects, crustaceans, centipedes and millipedes have mandibles, as part of an unofficial group sometimes referred to as " mandiblata."

Oh yes! That's much better :p
 
I just learned something new today... actually 2 things.
Dave? You're an arachnologist??? Wow! How cool is that?

I am indeed! And hooray for learning stuff. I work at an invertebrate zoo and hold a position with the zoology department at a nature and science museum. The research I conduct involves solifuges.... camel spiders! ~ dun dun duuuuun~

So yes, ever since I was little I have been fascinated by those things that are considered creepy crawlies! Gribblies! That which scuttles in the night! ;):eek:
 
Me looking at your Facebook profile. Preparing a package. I hate you. Happy Halloween surprise.
 
I am indeed! And hooray for learning stuff. I work at an invertebrate zoo and hold a position with the zoology department at a nature and science museum. The research I conduct involves solifuges.... camel spiders! ~ dun dun duuuuun~

So yes, ever since I was little I have been fascinated by those things that are considered creepy crawlies! Gribblies! That which scuttles in the night! ;):eek:

Has a spider ever laid eggs on you or have you ever gotten an egg on your clothes? And have you ever found spiders in your house from work?

Spiders fuck no way I could handle that with out being sedated
 
Me looking at your Facebook profile. Preparing a package. I hate you. Happy Halloween surprise.

I guess since it's a "Halloween Surprise" it constitutes as a scary story... but otherwise your normal weekday hobbies wouldn't normally count towards that. ;)
 
A good one... but as an arachnologist, a part of me is screaming! Arachnids, like spiders, are part of a group of animals known as Chelicerata, and have mouthparts called chelicerae. Insects, crustaceans, centipedes and millipedes have mandibles, as part of an unofficial group sometimes referred to as " mandiblata."

Of course, there's an arachnologist in the house! :rolleyes:

That's pretty cool. And Camel Spiders no less? Thanks for the correction. I do the same thing in my profession. Grates on me when people confuse IRAs and 401ks and think they are the same. Happily do I educate them. :D

A pleasure to meet you,

Here in Texas, one dark night many years ago, I was witness to a tarantula migration. Had to slap myself, we'd been drinking and, at first, I thought I was hallucinating. -Thats my good spider story.

In any case. I stand corrected!:D Always glad to learn new things!
 
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Has a spider ever laid eggs on you or have you ever gotten an egg on your clothes? And have you ever found spiders in your house from work?

Spiders fuck no way I could handle that with out being sedated

As far as spiders laying eggs "on" me, no. Most spiders create what's called an egg sack. So they usually wrap them up in silken balls. Some stow the egg sacks somewhere, others will carry it around with them. But most don't just drop an egg somewhere like, say, a butterfly does on the leaf of its host plant.

As far as work ones coming home with me, not so much. Many I work with in the zoo are tarantulas or giant crab spiders. They would all be very obvious hitchhikers. Hehe :D

Although I currently have a pet black widow. Caught her as she was hiding in a plant pot I was cleaning outside the front of my house. After putting her in her current cage, she did actually make an egg sack. Sadly I snuffed that one out. I can deal with one or two widows. Not hundreds of almost microscopic ones. :rolleyes:
 
frightening enough, with 6 words to spare!

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who's ready for the LED festooned procession of ghoulish kiddies tonight....

(not me)

Me and my kiddies will be out. No costumes, just cute outfits. No door to door, just pulling them along in the wagon.
 
As far as spiders laying eggs "on" me, no. Most spiders create what's called an egg sack. So they usually wrap them up in silken balls. Some stow the egg sacks somewhere, others will carry it around with them. But most don't just drop an egg somewhere like, say, a butterfly does on the leaf of its host plant.

As far as work ones coming home with me, not so much. Many I work with in the zoo are tarantulas or giant crab spiders. They would all be very obvious hitchhikers. Hehe :D

Although I currently have a pet black widow. Caught her as she was hiding in a plant pot I was cleaning outside the front of my house. After putting her in her current cage, she did actually make an egg sack. Sadly I snuffed that one out. I can deal with one or two widows. Not hundreds of almost microscopic ones. :rolleyes:

I'd like to add my pet peeve related to spiders...
I personally rather like spiders and am loathe to kill them generally.
In my patient population "spiders" are always blamed by patients for mysterious bites or bite like blemishes that appear in the night.
I am convinced that 99.9% spiders are blameless. I have learned however it is futile to argue with people about this.
cb
 
I'd like to add my pet peeve related to spiders...
I personally rather like spiders and am loathe to kill them generally.
In my patient population "spiders" are always blamed by patients for mysterious bites or bite like blemishes that appear in the night.
I am convinced that 99.9% spiders are blameless. I have learned however it is futile to argue with people about this.
cb

Yes.
I will go further and say I LIKE spiders.
My mom always said they are good luck.
 
Dragonflies, or mosquito Hawks as we call them here, are good to keep the Mosquitos down.
 
Happy Halloween!


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As far as spiders laying eggs "on" me, no. Most spiders create what's called an egg sack. So they usually wrap them up in silken balls. Some stow the egg sacks somewhere, others will carry it around with them. But most don't just drop an egg somewhere like, say, a butterfly does on the leaf of its host plant.

As far as work ones coming home with me, not so much. Many I work with in the zoo are tarantulas or giant crab spiders. They would all be very obvious hitchhikers. Hehe :D

Although I currently have a pet black widow. Caught her as she was hiding in a plant pot I was cleaning outside the front of my house. After putting her in her current cage, she did actually make an egg sack. Sadly I snuffed that one out. I can deal with one or two widows. Not hundreds of almost microscopic ones. :rolleyes:

*shivers* they scare me.
 
I came across this and thought I would bump it just for fun.

Look! It's a Halloween-y kitty! ~~>:cattail:
 
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