Be as boring as possible.

[oggbashan]

Don't be too sure about cricket.

Watching bowls can be less exciting than cricket.

I'm sorting through a massive heap of used postage stamps. I used to give them to my brother but he died two years ago and I've just found seven kilos of stamps.

When I've sorted them?

I still don't know what to do with them. Almost all are standard 1st or 2nd class UK stamps produced in millions and collected by no one over the age of six.

 

[diaperedtiffany]

Dinner was decent.

 

[cascadiabound]

Paging through a catalogue of nails, screws and fasteners.

 

[coachdb18]

Tickets to the hula hoop museum in Poughkeepsie

 

[HisArpy]

Chasing the last pea in my Cup-O-Noodles. The lil green bastard keeps outsmarting me and getting away too.

 

[diaperedtiffany]

Enjoying the Trek

 

[babydoll235]

I should make a hilarious cat video for facebook.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Waiting for my eggs to boil.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

So you're saying you started this mind numbing thread as an intellectual spank bank.

*Yawn*

This is the BDSM forum. We see wierder shit than that every Tuesday.

Yes.

(I revised that response many times over 15 months. I decided it might be too compelling for this thread, but damn that.)

 

[ProfessorPendark]

I've always wondered why inane, boring, and uninteresting things always seem so interesting to the people expressing them. They just seem to ramble on as if they are totally oblivious to just how inane, boring, and uninteresting they are. For instance, sometimes, I use the various rules for use of a comma, randomly, as a means of making a sentence, just that tiny bit longer, so that the inane, boring, uninteresting thing I'm saying in print, gets read even slower, creating extra tedium.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Perusing frames for new eyeglasses.

Rectangle, browline, or cat-eye?

 

[cascadiabound]

Going through my bowl of random keys wondering which ones I will never be able to identify again and should just go in the bin.

 

[cascadiabound]

Perusing frames for new eyeglasses.

Rectangle, browline, or cat-eye?

That's NOT boring! New eyewear look... that is more exciting than a new dress. Lol

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Wondering if it's time to add some additional air to my car tires, considering the temperature outside is falling, leading to lower tire pressure.