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RawHumor
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Re: ack!
LOL Dammit, Amber - you disobeyed... now you'll have to be punished.
But if you're offering, I could quit my day job by being a pimp to BOTH of you two! And don't worry, I couldn't charge you for being with each other... LOL
Just cuz I'm a nice guy.
SexyAmber said:
LOL Dammit, Amber - you disobeyed... now you'll have to be punished.
But if you're offering, I could quit my day job by being a pimp to BOTH of you two! And don't worry, I couldn't charge you for being with each other... LOL
Just cuz I'm a nice guy.
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SexyAmber said:
LMAO! For Amber, since she'd be in demand from guys AND gals, I may have to charge a little more... Then again, most guys probably wouldn't last too long with you. LOL
Hmmmmm... $100 per hour seems fair. The line starts after Cibo... 1hj gets to jump ahead of anyone, just like Amber with his line. Fair's fair.
Ok, Ok!!
Raw,
You have me laughing out loud to myself with this idea of yours.
How do you come up with this shit! Now I feel all dirty!!
I'd love to make you rich and add a few bucks to my bank too.
Most importantly, the ladies of Lit should always be smiling!
Lets hope the IRS doesn't come knocking!
1HJ
Oh yea, I forgot-Believe it or not, I've never stepped foot in a gym.
Raw,
You have me laughing out loud to myself with this idea of yours.
How do you come up with this shit! Now I feel all dirty!!
I'd love to make you rich and add a few bucks to my bank too.
Most importantly, the ladies of Lit should always be smiling!
Lets hope the IRS doesn't come knocking!
1HJ
Oh yea, I forgot-Believe it or not, I've never stepped foot in a gym.
RawHumor
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Re: Ok, Ok!!
I was hoping you'd laugh... cuz otherwise I'd be running. LOL
Never been to a gym, eh? You must have a physically demanding job or else you must be one of those blessed few...
Don't worry about the IRS, by the time Tax Time comes around next year, we could all be living in Europe! LOL
We could go visit our UK friends...
1hotjob said:
I was hoping you'd laugh... cuz otherwise I'd be running. LOL
Never been to a gym, eh? You must have a physically demanding job or else you must be one of those blessed few...
Don't worry about the IRS, by the time Tax Time comes around next year, we could all be living in Europe! LOL
We could go visit our UK friends...
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Re: Raw........
LOL Maybe used, but definitely not cheap! LOL
I was just thinking that if you serviced 2 women per day, at $100 per every 2-hour time slot, that'd be $200 per day for 4 hours of "work" (minus my 10%).
Assuming you take weekends off, that'd be $1000 per week. If you took 2 weeks of vacation, you have 50 weeks per year, for a total of $50,000 per year.
Subtracting my 10% would yield you $45,000 per year for servicing 10 ladies a week.
I wouldn't mind feeling used for those wages! LOL
1hotjob said:
LOL Maybe used, but definitely not cheap! LOL
I was just thinking that if you serviced 2 women per day, at $100 per every 2-hour time slot, that'd be $200 per day for 4 hours of "work" (minus my 10%).
Assuming you take weekends off, that'd be $1000 per week. If you took 2 weeks of vacation, you have 50 weeks per year, for a total of $50,000 per year.
Subtracting my 10% would yield you $45,000 per year for servicing 10 ladies a week.
I wouldn't mind feeling used for those wages! LOL
Hmm......
You have to figure in Fed, State, and Local Taxes. Health care benefits. I'd assume there's a 401K involved too. Is there a union for this. You'll need to take out union dues. I think you better raise the price. After all is said and done, I'll end up with like .42 cents a week.
You have to figure in Fed, State, and Local Taxes. Health care benefits. I'd assume there's a 401K involved too. Is there a union for this. You'll need to take out union dues. I think you better raise the price. After all is said and done, I'll end up with like .42 cents a week.
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LMAO
Well, since you'd be the laborer and I'd be the admin, it would be up to you and Amber to decide if you wanted to unionize.
Taxes wouldn't be an issue since it would all be under the table anyway - cash only. Therefore, you wouldn't get a W2 form at the end of the year.
I do apologize, there'd be no 401K or health benefits... but still, you may be right. We may have to bump your rate up to $200 per 2-hour time slot, just to handle all of the extras, and so you could put some away for a rainy day.
Okay, I'm starting to spend too much time on this idea now - anyone else getting scared for me? LOL
Well, since you'd be the laborer and I'd be the admin, it would be up to you and Amber to decide if you wanted to unionize.
Taxes wouldn't be an issue since it would all be under the table anyway - cash only. Therefore, you wouldn't get a W2 form at the end of the year.
I do apologize, there'd be no 401K or health benefits... but still, you may be right. We may have to bump your rate up to $200 per 2-hour time slot, just to handle all of the extras, and so you could put some away for a rainy day.
Okay, I'm starting to spend too much time on this idea now - anyone else getting scared for me? LOL
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Well, I'd have the easy part - just managine the money and setting up clientele. With you and Amber as my first two "employees" I can guarantee that we'd have a nice size list of people lined up.
I'd have to take care of making sure that people are disease free and make an arrangement with Trojan to get condoms at a bulk rate. LOL I'd wanna take care of you two, ya know.
I'd have to take care of making sure that people are disease free and make an arrangement with Trojan to get condoms at a bulk rate. LOL I'd wanna take care of you two, ya know.
