Begin your sentence with..........

[Btq97]

Nightmares can become horror stories

 

[Coyote100]

Stories from Lit put a bulge in my pants.

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Pants just get in the way

 

[fsa52]

Way better to be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and have it proven.

 

[Btq97]

proven? by what method

 

[Weirdnessome]

Method acting is the only way to have it done correctly

 

[Biggalute]

Correctly tying one's shoelaces is a good way to prevent trips

 

[Btq97]

Trips to new place can broaden the mind

 

[BreathyWhisper]

Annoying people can be quite helpful.

 

[fsa52]

Helpful hints can be unwelcome.

 

[Biggalute]

Unwelcome thoughts can be quite distracting

 

[Trubbycat]

Distracting me with tight clothing is really unfair.

 

[Biggalute]

Unfair you say, I thought that's what you wanted me to do

 

[fsa52]

Do tell me all about these tight clothes.

 

[Trubbycat]

Do tell me all about these tight clothes.

Clothes that are tight and shiny are certainly attention grabbing.

 

[fsa52]

Clothes that are tight and shiny are certainly attention grabbing.

Grabbing my tightest and shiniest and getting dressed.

 

[Trubbycat]

Dressed to impress is best

 

[Biggalute]

Dressed to impress is best

Best you send a photo so we can all see

 

[Trubbycat]

See @fsa52 in those tight shiny clothes? I think my pants are shrinking…

 

[fsa52]

Shrinking pants appear to be a personal problem.

 

[Trubbycat]

Problem is it happens to most guys.

 

[fsa52]

Guys all seem to buy those pants that shrink magically.

 

[Biggalute]

Magically, mine seem to expand rather than shrink

 

[fsa52]

Shrink or expand? I’d think expand would be a better situation

 

[Biggalute]

Situations that we find ourselves in can be awkward