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[jenn89]

It seems someone recently watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

 

[13Fantasies]

Off with their heads!


(Nope. Just a good memory).

 

[ccs29745]

Heads I call in sick, tails I go to work. Crap, it's tails.

 

[fsa52]

Tails will wag if things aren’t done correctly or is that heads will roll?

 

[loquere]

Roll faster, nope not fast enough, off with his head.

 

[Biggalute]

'Head' is what Americans call oral sex, they also call a toilet 'the head.' I imagine they get confused as to whether they're coming or going.

 

[Lily13]

Glass can come in a variety of shapes and size.

 

[ccs29745]

Offering fsa a , it's OK, a kiss on her forehead, and thank you, for her sad face on my previous post.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Post orgasmic bliss is like sleeping on clouds.

 

[fsa52]

Cloud watching is a great way to relax.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Relax, I'll go make dinner then clean up the kitchen.

 

[Biggalute]

Relax, I'll go make dinner then clean up the kitchen.

Kitchen is the heart of the home and a good place to make love, i should be so lucky

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Lucky is the man who finds a wife who is insatiable in the bedroom.

 

[fsa52]

Lucky is the man who finds a wife who is insatiable in the bedroom.

Bedroom, kitchen, dining room table, all are viable places.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Places people meet to find love are getting harder to find.

 

[Gamine67]

Find me a hairless man and a manicured dog.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Dog parks are a good place to meet singles.

 

[loquere]

Singles is what you gave me, but real cheddar cheese is what I desire.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Desire is fueld by both physical and psychological traits in others.

 

[loquere]

Others are the problem, not me.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Me and my online lover are having an affair that is getting quite steamy.

 

[Gamine67]

Steamy buns hot from the oven and mashed taters are the holy grail of Thanksgiving.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the many blessings your spouse or significant other has brought into your life.

 

[Goldenfinger]

Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the many blessings your spouse or significant other has brought into your life.

Life isn’t as much about how you live, but who you live it with.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

With every decision there are consequences.