Begin your sentence with..........

"Holes" is sometimes considered vulgar by women, trust me one told me, so I now call them "Ports of Entry," passport required.
 
Required words, and restricted words run contradictory to fluid sexuality, tonight I raise a toast to sexual expression!
 
Expression of one's own sexual tastes should be accepted in one's own terms, so "both holes open" shouldn't concern her, I think is what your saying.
 
All the manners in the world won't get you laid but at least you can thank her politely when she tell you to f off
 
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