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Anyone can tell you that you can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time.
 
Sorry about running over your feet with my clown car, but I had to dodge the banshee that was masturbating on the Sasquatch in the middle of the road.
 
Mom, exasperated by my indecisiveness, once said 'fuck me, you'll never commit suicide, you change your mind tòo much '
 
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