Begin your sentence with..........

[fsa52]

Don't get me started on no porn channel motels, was only joking by the way

Way better ways to entertain yourself in a motel other than watching tv.

 

[Biggalute]

TV reality shows leave me cold,

 

[ccs29745]

Cold weather is nice when it snows or isn't damp.

 

[Gamine67]

Damp is a synonym for moist.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Moist lips are the best to kiss.

 

[Biggalute]

'Kiss me quick' my hat said, not 'hit me with a stick '

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stick to your day job, Biggalute, comedians are a dime a dozen.

 

[ccs29745]

Dozen comedians make for a great show.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Show me a comedian who is not politically correct and I'll laugh for hours.

 

[ccs29745]

Hours of watching Jeff Dunham will have you laughing.

 

[Biggalute]

Laughing with you, honestly, not at you

 

[Gamine67]

“You”, my favorite serial killer show. How is there even a category?

 

[ccs29745]

Category for best beach pic goes to you.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

“You”, my favorite serial killer show. How is there even a category?

You used 2 sentences, my friend.

Category for best beach pic goes to you.

You have good taste in beach art.

 

[Biggalute]

Art thou a Shakespearean actor or just Jenny from the block

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Block all my calls, I'm in my studio.

 

[ccs29745]

Studio portraits can be interesting pieces of art.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Art is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[ccs29745]

Beholder have a keen eye for art and beauty.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Beauty is also in the eye of the beholder, and is the original version of that saying.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Saying that being offline was bitch is an understatement.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Understatement is like saying I like being under her with my face, I absolutely love it when she sits on it.

 

[Biggalute]

It makes me think, get a room you two.

 

[ccs29745]

Two of them love birds have, this one I believe.

 

[Biggalute]

Believe me when I tell ya, you wouldn't believe what I just saw