Begin your sentence with..........

[Shady_nz]

Someone better stop me, otherwise it's going to get messy!

 

[LauraLO]

Messy moments can lead to thoughts of being with that special person.

 

[n8Romantic]

Person in line ahead of me just farted!

 

[ccs29745]

Farted she did not, she foofed on you.

 

[LauraLO]

You men sometimes don't know the difference.

 

[Shady_nz]

Difference is what makes life interesting

 

[PassionsFlame]

Interesting that there can be differences yet people can coexist and communicate.

 

[Shady_nz]

Communicate with me dammit! I know you are a cold fish but surely you have some feelings somewhere!

 

[ccs29745]

Somewhere out there, over the rainbow.

 

[Shady_nz]

Rainbow dreams are pipe dreams and best forgotten

 

[ccs29745]

Forgotten is my alzeheimers, since I cannot remember if I have it or not.

 

[Caroline_BR]

Not since I was I child have I been as excited as today.

 

[Helgamite]

Today began a new day of fire and brimstone, brought to you by the devil himself!

 

[ccs29745]

Himself could be described as in the flesh.

 

[Shady_nz]

Flesh coloured leggings should never be worn in Walmart, otherwise you might end up on the internet

 

[Photog1rl]

Internet access can be spotty in my neck of the woods.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Woods have the right amount of privacy for playing around...

 

[ccs29745]

Around around we type, where it post, lit only knows.

 

[Lily13]

Knows where the treasure is

 

[lanceGibs]

Knows where the treasure is

Is there a treasure richer than that bossom?

 

[ccs29745]

Bosom is a treasure that can be big or small.

 

[LauraLO]

Small minds judge us by our boobs.

 

[ccs29745]

Boobs can be my kryptonite sometimes.

 

[LauraLO]

Sometimes it's good to know your weaknesses.

 

[ccs29745]

Weaknesses known make strengths even stronger.