Begin your sentence with..........

[ccs29745]

Whew, you said a mouthful

 

[Gamine67]

Mouthful or handful, I still prefer my M&M’s with nuts.

 

[Trubbycat]

Nuts or balls, call them what you will.

 

[enbiji]

Will Shakespeare was a bard motherfucker.

 

[Biggalute]

Motherfucker wrote all those sonnets and plays

 

[Shady_nz]

Plays are performed on stage and men and women merely players

 

[ccs29745]

Players make it hard for women to take me seriously when I compliment the lady on something.

 

[orangecurious]

Something in the way she moves... wait, Mr Harrison got there first

 

[Unleashthelegions]

First of his name; but also the last.

 

[enbiji]

Last night I had five orgasms.

 

[Unleashthelegions]

Orgasms are best when shared.

 

[enbiji]

Shared and bared, that's how Shonda and I like cocks.

 

[v_indigo]

Cocks are best when they are store bought

 

[Unleashthelegions]

Bought and paid for, we live our lives one check at a time.

 

[enbiji]

Time keeps on slipping into the future.

 

[Unleashthelegions]

Future me will take care of folding the clothes, I swear.

 

[orangecurious]

Future me will, no doubt, look back and say - what the hell were you thinking?

 

[enbiji]

Thinking gets me in trouble every time.

 

[CuriousRick]

Thinking gets me in trouble every time.

Time for us to get naked.

 

[enbiji]

Time for us to get naked.

Naked cocks get me in trouble every time.

 

[orangecurious]

Time, I swear, for me to go to bed

 

[enbiji]

Time, I swear, for me to go to bed

Bed is where I'd like to spend some time with Orange Curious.

 

[Unleashthelegions]

Curious about what makes all my fellow litsters tick.

 

[Shady_nz]

Tick tock the final countdown has begun

 

[ccs29745]

Begun rest time has.