Begin your sentence with..........

[ccs29745]

Night is a good time to reminice over the days events.

 

[BrendaBear]

Night is a good time to reminice over the days events.

*Events?? Damn! Okay… let me see*

Events escalated quickly when she started slowly taking her clothes off.

 

[orangecurious]

Events of the last week ran through his head and he sang with joy at the memories.

Events escalated quickly when she started slowly taking her clothes off.

dagnammit... lemme see...

Off he went, skipping down the road, carefree and utterly in love

 

[TwoTaTango]

EVENTSually Former lovers come around to their common sense

 

[BrendaBear]

Events of the last week ran through his head and he sang with joy at the memories.

EVENTSually Former lovers come around to their common sense

*and here I thought that was a tough one! *

…now back to your regularly scheduled silliness…

 

[orangecurious]

Silliness, he shouted, stomping his foot, that wasn't silliness, that was parody

 

[BrendaBear]

Parody is what she was talking about… not parading around the house like he thought.

 

[orangecurious]

"Thought you went out for the night", she said, hiding the half empty tin of biscuits.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Biscuits and gravy American style is the only way to enjoy breakfast.

 

[orangecurious]

Breakfast in bed was needed, but his idea of it was different to hers, radically different.

 

[BrendaBear]

Different was an understatement, wearing a pink and yellow stripped tuxedo to a wedding seemed rediculous.

 

[orangecurious]

"Ridiculous, how dare you say i am childish" and he kicked over the toys in the sandpit.

 

[Polranny]

S and P it seems are emotionally attracted to one another

 

[BrendaBear]

S and P it seems are emotionally attracted to one another

* Oh - that's super clever! I love that!!! *

Another day, it would have been fine but today I just wanted him to take me now.

 

[Polranny]

* glad you liked it, i thought it was pretty clever

Now that they had established they were an item they broke cover

 

[orangecurious]

Cover your eyes while i get undressed and he did, with cling film.

 

[BrendaBear]

Film is becoming far less common, so just use you phone camera to take pics of your bits.

 

[Polranny]

Film in those days was black and white

 

[Polranny]

Bits which Orange Curious imagined were gargantuan

 

[BrendaBear]

Gargantuan leviathans would have had better luck than she did getting someone to buy her a beer at that bar.

 

[Polranny]

Gargantuan leviathans would have had better luck than she did getting someone to buy her a beer at that bar.

bartenders with a penchant for gargantuan leviathans are in short supply

 

[BrendaBear]

Supply problems prevented her from being able to get her dream vibrator.

 

[Polranny]

Vibrator for sale, one careful owner, batteries need renewing

 

[BrendaBear]

Renewing their undying love is what brought them to vacation at the Honeymoon Inn.

 

[Polranny]

In no way was it possible to fuck in such a confined space