Begin your sentence with..........

[BrendaBear]

Run to the store and get me some more lube, will you dear?

 

[orangecurious]

Dear employer, you're the reason why i left.

 

[ccs29745]

Left at the stop sign, 3rd Rock from the sun.

 

[BrendaBear]

Left leg now… good boy. Doesn’t that feel better with those ropes holding you so snuggly?

Sun shining into the room allowed him to see how truly vulnerable he was to her.

 

[ccs29745]

Her cat sitting on the dresser thinking that guys screwed now.

 

[orangecurious]

Now and then he remembered a time before they had met, but it held no interest

 

[BrendaBear]

Interesting that you should ask. I have not decided what I am going to do with this feather.

 

[EctoJohn]

Feather plus copper ingot plus stick crafts into a brush.

 

[BrendaBear]

Brush your hair out, baby. It looks like you've been screwing someone in the hay loft.

 

[Trubbycat]

Loft in a barn is where the farm boy popped his cherry.

 

[EctoJohn]

Cherry trees make for lovely viewing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Viewing her laying there on the bed, he lost all power to resist her spell.

 

[EctoJohn]

Spell your username in only the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.

 

[Coyote100]

Alphabet soup used to be my favorite.

 

[orangecurious]

"Favourite?" and he thought long and hard and knew the answer.

 

[TactileSteve]

Answer me, how do you like it?

 

[orangecurious]

It came as no surprise to either of them when those words were spoken.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Spoken words...to hear your voice is the greatest thrill of all...

 

[orangecurious]

All of his failures faded away and meant nothing now, he had won the best prize.

 

[Trubbycat]

Prize ponies are one thing; prize pony girls are quite another.

 

[ccs29745]

Another day in paradise wouldn't be so bad if the humidity would go down.

 

[BrendaBear]

"Down girl" he said to the bitch jumping up on him when he came home from work.

 

[orangecurious]

Work was getting in the way of his ability to talk to his lover.

 

[ccs29745]

Lover is what Billy Ocean wanted to be.

 

[orangecurious]

Be with me, in my arms, in my head, in my bed all night long