Begin your sentence with..........

[jeff_is_smiling]

File your toenails so they don't make a velociraptor "tap-tap-tap" noise as you walk barefooted on a wooden floor.

 

[Coyote100]

Floor to ceiling, the decorator's idea of chic was hideous.

 

[summer_reine]

Hideous people can often hide behind a smile

 

[EctoJohn]

Smile when someone gives you a reason.

 

[summer_reine]

Reason and feeling often conflict

 

[XShadynzX]

Conflict can always be resolved with open and honest communication. Of course, there is always an exception to this rule

 

[EctoJohn]

Rule with an iron fist!

 

[Trubbycat]

Fist me? Buy me a drink first!

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

First things first- I, Poppa, freaks all the honeys!

 

[orangecurious]

Honey smeared on toast was her favourite thing, but he preferred when they smeared it on each other.

 

[fsa52]

Other substances are less sticky and just as much fun.

 

[Trubbycat]

Fun can be had in my secret room

 

[ccs29745]

Room service can wait, my lady will not.

 

[fsa52]

Room service can wait, my lady will not.

Not wrong, unless your lady is starving for food, not sex.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sex, when done properly, is great exercise.

 

[XShadynzX]

Exercise, like most things, should be done in moderation.

 

[ccs29745]

Moderation is optional when it comes to my love.

 

[EbersMoll]

Love is egg shaped.

 

[fsa52]

Shaped, they are, to fit all sizes.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sizes are indicated on clothes labels.

 

[fsa52]

Labels are great for clothing, but should not be applied to people.

 

[ccs29745]

People are labeled enough by society, so I keep an open mind when it comes to other people

 

[fsa52]

Others should follow your lead!

 

[XShadynzX]

"Lead on,McDuff "is a line from a famous play

 

[EbersMoll]

Play Lady MacBeth and wash out the damn spot