Begin your sentence with..........

[ccs29745]

Mass my butt has, weight my belly has.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has there ever been anything less scientific?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Scientific data suggests that the average boob pic can distract most males for at least an hour but be indelibly imprinted in their mind forever

 

[CiaoSteve]

Forever it will be 2026 until the end of the year

 

[LeSabreur]

Year in and year out we struggle against the same stupid problems, many of our own making.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Making cake is easy as long as you follow the recipe.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Recipe following has foiled many a failed meal making attempt.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Attempt to cook without a recipe and you could be in a world of ruined food pain

 

[CiaoSteve]

Pain comes when you forget and pick up the roasting dish with bare hands, when it has just come out of the oven

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Oven mitts are a necessity when making baked goods.

 

[MerryeMikee]

Goods delivered to your door can be quite a convenience.

 

[Shady_nz]

Convenience stores can be quite convenient

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Convenient storage is important when planning the layout of your home

 

[snexxer]

Home is the place you feel relaxed.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Home is where the hearth is.

 

[LeSabreur]

Is there a better feeling than sharing laughter with someone you love?

 

[SmilingLez]

Love like expensive champagne is overrated

 

[Jasmine12345]

overrated love is not true love

 

[CiaoSteve]

Love isn't a given but once found it makes life worth living

 

[EctoJohn]

Living is only worth doing if it makes you happy.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Happy is so subjective; I've just finished my second valentine's day story, so yeah I could say I'm happy... anyone want to read?

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Read is the past tense of read.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Read is also the present tense of read, funny that.

 

[Jasmine12345]

That I could feel some weight of what the Buddha said, "It makes no difference"

 

[EctoJohn]

Difference between a human and an ape is our ability to define it.