Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Teaming with life, the rivers used to be, but when I go fishing there's barely a nibble

 

[Wandering_Sen]

"Nibble my neck and tell me I'm a good girl," she whispered softly in his ear.

 

[ccs29745]

Ear wax jelly beans taste nasty, even if I am a Harry Potter fan.

 

[LeSabreur]

Fan websites exist for practically every celebrity; why not for ordinary perverts?

 

[EctoJohn]

Perverts usually just go to porn.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Porn access is now attempted to be controlled by the nanny state

 

[ccs29745]

State of mind is a daily question that depends on how the previous night went.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Went on a cruise last year; drank more wine than there was water in the river

 

[MrPimms]

River water is not an effective lubricant, especially when gravel is involved

 

[CiaoSteve]

Involving lubricant really eases the wheels into motion

 

[MrPimms]

Motion motioning a motion

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Motion denied, please use a different gesture to unlock your device.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Device locked, now you are stuck inside until your mistress/master decides otherwise

 

[LeSabreur]

Otherwise, you are destined to remain forever in bondage.

 

[Jasmine12345]

Bondage sounds like an attachment made with an object such as glue,rope or string

 

[CiaoSteve]

String it all together and you'll tie yourself in knots

 

[Stephie02]

Knots send me into a panic, please don't

 

[CiaoSteve]

Don't Panic is written on the front of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

[EctoJohn]

Galaxy Quest was a pretty fun movie.

 

[Stephie02]

Movies are a good time to get 'distracted'

 

[CiaoSteve]

Distractions are an ideal opportunity to take you by surprise

 

[LeSabreur]

Surprise in the bedroom can go one of two ways.

 

[ccs29745]

Ways of the Jedi can show you how to beat the dark side.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Side by side, front to back, isn't that the definition of spooning?

 

[LeSabreur]

Spooning is so versatile; it can be the intro to or outro from a nice bit of lovemaking.