Begin your sentence with..........

[BeautifulShadows18]

You make me smile even when you are in a funk.

 

[CiaoSteve]

In a funk is seldom said where I come from, and I have to admit to needing to Google the meaning

 

[Trubbycat]

Meaning no disrespect, go fuck yourself.

 

[EctoJohn]

Attemps? I think you meant to spell "Attempts."

I did, but this keyboard needs replacing.
I usually notice, but my bad.
Seriously though, it failed to type the H in "this" in my first sentence.

Meaning no disrespect, go fuck yourself.

Yourself shouldn't be talked to so much, otherwise you start to sound crazy.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Crazy is the best frame of mind to enjoy life as we known it on this hunk of rock we call a planet.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Planet Earth is home to a variety of plants and animals.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Animals, I'm surrounded by ANIMALS!

 

[ccs29745]

Animals can sense your feelings better than you think.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Thank twice before sending that erotic meme.....then send it anyway.

 

[EctoJohn]

Anyway, back to what we were originally talking about.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

About time someone derailed this conversation properly.

 

[Cat]

Properly dressed is not how I sleep.

 

[ccs29745]

Sleep naked to keep from getting too hot at night

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Night is the perfect time to be active, you avoid all those pesky sunbeams.

 

[LeSabreur]

Sunbeams please my kitty cat, and they please my Frightful Hog, as well.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Well I must say, it would be good to see those warming rays of the sun once more

 

[EctoJohn]

More than enough isn't always enough.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Enough of this stalling.

 

[MerryeMikee]

Stalling used to be a problem before electric cars

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cars are getting stupid expensive.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Expensive is more than worth it when in the right company

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Company functions are not the best place to find a lover.

 

[Asilverfox23]

Company functions are not the best place to find a lover.

But they can be a wonderful place to fool around…or so I’ve heard

 

[CiaoSteve]

Lover heard right... masquerade balls can give plenty of opportunity to be someone you're really not

 

[SundaeCherry]

Not one more sound out of your damn xylophone!