LeSabreur I listen intently Joined May 17, 2025 Posts 3,632 Jan 26, 2026 #17,001 "Members" is one of many bland euphemisms that squeamish folks use for cocks.
Graybear1826 SW: Hey, stop that! Joined Jan 14, 2024 Posts 2,849 Jan 26, 2026 #17,002 Cocks can be referred to as schlongs, dicks and rods, but should NEVER be referred to as the One Eyed Wonder Worm!
Cocks can be referred to as schlongs, dicks and rods, but should NEVER be referred to as the One Eyed Wonder Worm!
L Lovebooks Virgin Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 223 Jan 26, 2026 #17,003 Worm your way into a woman's brain and you'll never be bored.
Masters_slutpussy Literotica Guru Joined May 12, 2024 Posts 1,528 Jan 26, 2026 #17,004 Bored wives make for exciting playmates.
Graybear1826 SW: Hey, stop that! Joined Jan 14, 2024 Posts 2,849 Jan 26, 2026 #17,005 Playmates make life much more fun, even as pen pals!
LeSabreur I listen intently Joined May 17, 2025 Posts 3,632 Jan 26, 2026 #17,006 "Pals" sounds like the guys down at the bar & grill.
Graybear1826 SW: Hey, stop that! Joined Jan 14, 2024 Posts 2,849 Jan 26, 2026 #17,007 Grill me all you like, I won't tell you where the Eggplant that Ate Chicago will strike next.
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 47,417 Jan 26, 2026 #17,008 Next thing you know pigs will fly.
LeSabreur I listen intently Joined May 17, 2025 Posts 3,632 Jan 26, 2026 #17,009 Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.
U UWERETHINKINGIT Literotica Guru Joined Apr 11, 2024 Posts 2,835 Jan 26, 2026 #17,010 Stars and Bars is a useful method for solving problems.
L Lovebooks Virgin Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 223 Jan 26, 2026 #17,011 Problems with others can become humongous if not dealt with cohesively.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,749 Jan 26, 2026 #17,012 Cohesively is all about pulling together with a common goal
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 19,226 Jan 26, 2026 #17,013 GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL! he shouted as he shot his load deep inside her.
BeautifulShadows18 In the shadows Joined Feb 7, 2025 Posts 1,210 Jan 26, 2026 #17,014 “Her" is a song by American rapper Megan Thee Stallion.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,749 Jan 26, 2026 #17,015 Stallions are male horses, not to be confused with bulls, the latter usually having horns
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 19,226 Jan 26, 2026 #17,016 Horns are an unusual addition to most rock music
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,931 Jan 26, 2026 #17,017 Music of most any style is what I listen to.
Seamus44 Past expiration date Joined Feb 13, 2013 Posts 1,205 Jan 26, 2026 #17,018 To err is human to forgive divine
Wandering_Sen Friendly misanthrope Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 879 Jan 27, 2026 #17,019 Divine Providence should probably be avoided if your patron is Eris, the Goddess of Strife and Discord.
Divine Providence should probably be avoided if your patron is Eris, the Goddess of Strife and Discord.
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 47,417 Jan 27, 2026 #17,020 Discord is an excellent choice for group gaming chat.
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,931 Jan 27, 2026 #17,021 Chat rooms are not what they use to be.
LeSabreur I listen intently Joined May 17, 2025 Posts 3,632 Jan 27, 2026 #17,022 Be here in twenty minutes and we'll spend the rest of the afternoon deliciously teasing one another.
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 19,226 Jan 27, 2026 #17,023 Another day, another atrocity in Trump’s America
LeSabreur I listen intently Joined May 17, 2025 Posts 3,632 Jan 27, 2026 #17,024 America ain't the country it used to be, but please avoid such provocative posts outside the sewer that is the political forum.
America ain't the country it used to be, but please avoid such provocative posts outside the sewer that is the political forum.
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 47,417 Jan 27, 2026 #17,025 Forum would be a collection of actual people at a place in ancient times.