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Cocks can be referred to as schlongs, dicks and rods, but should NEVER be referred to as the One Eyed Wonder Worm!
 
Stallions are male horses, not to be confused with bulls, the latter usually having horns
 
Divine Providence should probably be avoided if your patron is Eris, the Goddess of Strife and Discord.
 
Be here in twenty minutes and we'll spend the rest of the afternoon deliciously teasing one another.
 
America ain't the country it used to be, but please avoid such provocative posts outside the sewer that is the political forum.
 
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