Begin your sentence with..........

[Seamus44]

Lycra makes me feel like a deaf person. I can read lips

 

[Trubbycat]

Lips gently nuzzling my neck and ears really gets me going.

 

[Graybear1826]

Going on from there to the front of her throat and lower, that light dusting of freckles on her chest.

 

[EctoJohn]

Chest pains might indicate a heart attack.

 

[Lovebooks]

Attack is what my dog does if he feels I'm being threatened.

 

[Gamine67]

Threatened by facts he said she’s doesn’t smile.

 

[Graybear1826]

Smile, for it's the key that opens many doors, including my own.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Own your happiness, when you smile it lights up your face

 

[Graybear1826]

Face the fact that you are gorgeous, and that we all see it.

 

[Seamus44]

It started growing when Adam met Eve making him warn her “stand back i dont know how big this thing gets”

 

[ccs29745]

Gets me every time.

 

[Seamus44]

Time doesnt exist but it controls us anyway

 

[Gamine67]

Anyway you measure time it is always relative to both velocity and gravity.

 

[Seamus44]

Gravity doesnt exist, the earth sucks

 

[Gamine67]

Sucks matter in to a wormhole is what got Enterprise a big smile.

 

[Seamus44]

“Smile you sonuvabitch” BANG - sherriff brody

 

[Nicefella]

Sonuvabitch!! Which one of you said we were ready to fight!!?

 

[Seamus44]

Fight for your right to party

 

[Graybear1826]

Party like it's 1699 is what we'll do, if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine.

 

[Seamus44]

Thine living in an amish paradise?

 

[Graybear1826]

Paradise is a massive overstatement.

 

[Seamus44]

Overstatements are the whole reason for the internet

 

[Graybear1826]

Internet, fishing stories and singles bars are all good opportunities to stretch the truth.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Truth be told it was always going to end one way or another.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Another drink, I ask, waiting on baited breath for her reply