Begin your sentence with..........

[EctoJohn]

Forgot to do my laundry, so now I have no underwear!

 

[KatNipHigh]

Underwear during the winter is a nice addition to build layers to keep warm, but during the summer it doesn't seem as important.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Important it might be, especially if you wear that shortest of skirts

 

[KatNipHigh]

Skirts that might be too short would require underwear to be worn.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Worn so short they tend to be more like belts

 

[EctoJohn]

Belts are a strange way to mark the champion of a sport.