FloridaSmoothie
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Wouldn't that be "transparency in government"?
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djyak
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When I was single and when were first married, I used to lie by my pool in the back yard naked. An older neighbor was always snooping around and taking peeks. I could see him through my fence. I do love being naked outside, but not like hiking or anything. Just to tease a bit.
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Love outside as well, live in the country do it lots
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I've not done it in the country really, completely naked walking or something. I've been skinny dipping with complete strangers while hiking and the mood hit us though.
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I'm just getting ready to go out and brush-hog the south 40.
No point in wearing clothes when you don't need them. Besides, it's a real rush watching my prong vibrate in tune with the diesel.
Anyone who doesn't like it is free to get the hell off my ranch and not come back. Or just close their eyes and mind their own business.
No point in wearing clothes when you don't need them. Besides, it's a real rush watching my prong vibrate in tune with the diesel.
Anyone who doesn't like it is free to get the hell off my ranch and not come back. Or just close their eyes and mind their own business.
FloridaSmoothie
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You go guy! Have some naked fun!
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Damn rain up here. It has rained almost every day for the past week. The ground is so soggy I can't get anything done out there except the backstroke. The temps are fine but just too wet to be working outside, naked or not. Garage time, naked, is fine but very greasy on strange parts of my body. We won't talk about welding now. ( ouch )
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Did you like the fact that he was checking out your sexy naked body? Did you ever get the idea he was masturbating while looking?
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If she didn't I do.
BTW: I have to disagree with your signature quote. The hardest thing my life was my dick up until I was about 55.
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Wow your dick isn't hard after 55. Mine is still hard all the time and I am over 60.
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Some of us are just lucky that way. It's been a great relief and saved me a hell of a lot of money.
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Not an opponent of nudity at all...don't mind it a bit. That said, I wouldn't go full-nude because I enjoy underwear and underwear-shaped tan lines. Nothing more is necessary for me.
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I don't know how not having a hard dick would save money. I would just miss having fun fucking ass and getting sucked. That doesn't cost anything.
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Oh God...forgive them for they know not what they pay.
As I told some kid on the way to the whorehouse...when you pay cash, rest assured that it's the cheapest pussy you will ever get. The free stuff always has hidden charges in there somewhere.
Now apparently you aren't terribly interested in female pussy, but I have a strong suspicion that the male variety carries the same penalties.
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I am married to a wonderful woman. I do both men and women and so does she, but I prefer anal with both including the wife and so does she. I don't pay for it though, at least not directly.
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Ah, but the indirect costs...they can really add up. Not saying it's not worth it.
Now here's something bound to provoke outrage, but I got a kick out of it at the time:
I was on a ship where the Captain was a major, unadulterated asshole. Not at all unusual, of course. Anyway, this butt-face was a real Captain Queeg, and one day at dinner he pounded the table for attention and announced, "All women are WHORES!"
(He had just received bad news regarding his fourth divorce.)
Most people nodded sympathetic agreement or abandoned their plates of tripe and stole away into the night.
One fuzzy little brand-new third mate hazarded a contrary opinion. "My wife's not a whore."
"WHAT! You stupid asshole! Don't you send her money?"
"Yes, sir, but--"
"Does she fuck you?"
"Yes..."
"Case closed."
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I spend a part of almost every day outside, naked. Swimming, a little light gardening, just laying on the grass, I love it.
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Now this picture is an excellent example of why it is a relief to no longer be a complete slave to my dick.
At one point I would have sold my souls for a chance to cuddle up with that.
Now I'm old enough to know that I could probably get away with only mortgaging one of them.
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*chuckles*
You're right. She probably doesn't come cheap. I'm not going to pretend that's me, but it's a reflection of what I find beautiful too.
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I'll continue to believe it's you, if you don't mind.
Would you like my bank account number and password now?
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sunburn, bug-bites, poison ivy/oak/sumac, brambles, thorns...
I don't wear clothes for modesty, I wear them for protection.
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Aww, you're fucking with the fantasy of the whole thing. In the ideal world, none of the itchy pokey things exist.
But I do keep a pair of over-hauls in the truck in case reality intervenes.
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I knew he was watching, and I loved it. He was much older and married, which turned me on more. I'd hope he was masturbating at the time, I sure did!
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Oh, that is hot. Did you go out and get naked by the pool with the specific intention of sunbathing or did you suspect he would come around to check you out? And was the masturbation planned or just what you decided to do because he was peaking.And did he have a good view?
This really turns me on. It seems to go hand in hand with my erection at the nude beach thread.
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