Big turn offs

Lack of effort, intelligence and imagination.

I can deal with spitting, cussing and just about anything else.
 
I once was having sex with a girl let out a huge fart.
I was disgusted and just pulled out and left.

Uhhh... people fart. Why, I'll bet you fart yourself... sometimes unexpectedly, even. You're probably partially responsible for that fart. Ever consider that your dick action may be pushing air around inside her... you know, causing pressure?

Oh. Excuse me. I just farted in your general direction. :cool:
 
Uhhh... people fart. Why, I'll bet you fart yourself... sometimes unexpectedly, even. You're probably partially responsible for that fart. Ever consider that your dick action may be pushing air around inside her... you know, causing pressure?

Oh. Excuse me. I just farted in your general direction. :cool:

Smells like vanilla in here LOL
 
A woman that has a mouth like a truck driver. Those that are Lazy and feel entitled
 
i def think that women are so self involved, constant swearing and think that the sun shines outta there arss . ex no guy measure up too there standards ever
 
Ladies constantly checking their teeth in the mirror for bits of food, lipstick etc etc...

Real turn off for me...
 
Breath

If you have bad breath (im not talking like you ate garlic and I can smell it thats fine) i just cant ever think of kissing someone or doin the horizontal monster mash with umm
 
The Victoria Secret models who won't reply to my numerous e-mails. That is very rude.
 
I can not stand to see a man spit on the ground. I find it a disgusting habit.
 
Like most of the folks here, non sexual and sexual things turn me off.

Lying, over inflating your experience and/or being ignorant of hot sex practices, asking me if she is 'tight' after the second stroke (tightness is meaningless to me), middle aged women who subscribe to juvenile (locker room) sexual stereotypes which relates to overinflating your experience, ladies who think that sucking a penis for 20 seconds is the epitome of super slutty/hot sex. Women who are embarrassed to be braless or by having erect nipples (that are clearly seen) in public. A woman who wears a deep V/low cut top who clutches her clothes to cover her cleavage if a man looks at her. Chemical courage, tardiness, the attitude that just because she is going to suck your dick for one minute six hours from now, she has carte blanche to be a princess and assume that good manners only apply to me and not to her. Bad kissers, cum shy...

This soap box is just too short!!!

But having said all that, in years gone by, I have met many wonderful ladies who were cheating on their husbands who were hot as hell.

Life is complicated :)
 
Women who are not interested in me.

Boy, that really turns me off.
 
I'm not into humiliation at all. I love being dominated but sex should be empowering and wonderful, not humiliating (in my opinion at least) :)
 
Sorry if this offends you but I hate being with a cigarette smoker, their clothes smell, breath makes me think of licking an ashtray, hair smells, etc. I date a woman for 2 years that smoke and she was hot and loved to fuck but occasionally I'd make an excuse because the odor just turned me off.

I also don't like fakers. If you don't cum, tell me and I'll make it right - unless I don't turn you on - then what are you doing in my bed!!
 
Uhhh... people fart. Why, I'll bet you fart yourself... sometimes unexpectedly, even. You're probably partially responsible for that fart. Ever consider that your dick action may be pushing air around inside her... you know, causing pressure?

Oh. Excuse me. I just farted in your general direction. :cool:

Funny and true. Human animals have hair, burp, pass gass, and occasionally have less than fresh breathe. That's why we have hygiene rituals and products in the first place. Sex induced pussy flatulence is a real thing folks especially with a well endowed partner.

I wouldn't call this a turn-off as in revolting, but it can make me feel asexual towards a man. Big, scraggly beards. I just don't quite get the appeal, but they seem to be very popular with both younger and older men these days where I live.
 
I share many of the turn offs already described. Especially arrogance (I like confident people, but there's a fine line). Selfishness - especially during sex. People who are completely quiet during sex and supress their expressions of pleasure. I want to HEAR when a man orgasms and know that it was awesome, (if indeed it was) and I love to be loud. A partner only has to listen to the intensity of my moans to know what I'm enjoying or not enjoying. I'm not a fan of spitting, but I am a fan of communicating and talking during sex, or else how do we learn these things about our partner? (Having said that - whoever pointed out that "you like that don't you" is a totally cringeworthy thing to hear, whether you are indeed liking it or not, is absolutely right). On a slightly different note, I once had a boyfriend who picked his nose. It didn't last long...it's the one orifice that should be explored in private! (IMHO)
 
I share many of the turn offs already described. It didn't last long...it's the one orifice that should be explored in private! (IMHO)

This is funny, I guess you have a point. There could be something sexy about every other orifice - I guess (thinkin....lol)
 
Exactly Bill, I can think of something sexy to do with every other orifice, but have you ever encountered anyone with a fetish for bogies? It would certainly be a new one on me...
 
Turn Off!

Picking the nose is never hot, in fact it's always a cringeworthy moment. It's only happened once, but I saw a good looking girl do it once, and instantly she was unattractive.


Exactly Bill, I can think of something sexy to do with every other orifice, but have you ever encountered anyone with a fetish for bogies? It would certainly be a new one on me...
 
Idiot blokes that are horrified about us farting whilst they pound away without a care as to our needs, or a clue to where the magic button is! And, like, teen txt spk....
 
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