bigger...smaller...which one...

I'm a sucker for any woman's breasts but large breasts usually hold a special power.
 
Lorali82 said:
As far as boobs go, I tend to like either extreme: either really tiny pert-nipple gravity-defying mosquito bite boobies, or tits big enough to whack me in the face with.

In a man, well nothing quite beats a big heart. (I hear you groaning over there, Ekserb).

How dare you admit to liking any extreme? Even on this thread there are those who prefer a "nice B/C, or maybe an A, or even a D is good. OK, just the A/B/C/D cup sizes. But that's all. Unless I see something larger, then maybe I like those, too. Oh, hell, I love 'em all! Happy, happy. Joy, joy."

I'm still not really awake this morning, so maybe I'll break down and assimilate. Here goes:

Oh, I've got the big heart, Sweetness. As well as something else that's big when you're around. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

FUCK! It's a good thing I haven't eaten breakfast, yet - the heaving will subside in a few minutes.
 
We all know Ekserb's heart is the size of a small pebble. Or maybe a Grape-Nut (tm).

I don't really like long hair on men, although I did know this one guy in college with this unbelievable long red hair that was gorgeous. There ARE always exceptions.

I have the hand fetish too, although I prefer a male hand that's more on the "feminine" side than the "manly hand." (Warning...this makes no sense unless you've read the rest of the thread.)
 
monique1971 said:
We all know Ekserb's heart is the size of a small pebble. Or maybe a Grape-Nut (tm).

I don't really like long hair on men, although I did know this one guy in college with this unbelievable long red hair that was gorgeous. There ARE always exceptions.

I think the only men who look really good with long hair are native Americans. That long, flowing black hair looked so cool when they were raping and scalping the early pioneers or when they're stumbling across the reservation drunker than an Irishman on Saint Paddy's Day. :)

See? I can appreciate beauty. Who says my heart is small and cold?
 
Ekserb said:
I think the only men who look really good with long hair are native Americans. That long, flowing black hair looked so cool when they were raping and scalping the early pioneers or when they're stumbling across the reservation drunker than an Irishman on Saint Paddy's Day. :)

See? I can appreciate beauty. Who says my heart is small and cold?

Nothing says "I care" like the conjunction of two offensive ethnic stereotypes with a smiley emoticon.

Oh, wait, I forgot. You're trying to say, "I don't care." Next time, use the frowney face.
 
monique1971 said:
Nothing says "I care" like the conjunction of two offensive ethnic stereotypes with a smiley emoticon.

Oh, wait, I forgot. You're trying to say, "I don't care." Next time, use the frowney face.

Wha??? I said I liked their hair! :)
 
Ekserb said:
I think the only men who look really good with long hair are native Americans. That long, flowing black hair looked so cool when they were raping and scalping the early pioneers or when they're stumbling across the reservation drunker than an Irishman on Saint Paddy's Day. :)

See? I can appreciate beauty. Who says my heart is small and cold?

Any long-haired dude who plays the guitar can have me. (Unless he's David Crosby)
 
what i like big - lips (both sets), breasts, ass, COCK for fucking :eek:

what i like small - cock for sucking (it's more fun) ummmmmm, i guess i mostly like large things :p
 
i love the size of this guy im getting with...hes just perfect for me...says im tight for him but we make it work anyway...he makes me smile and picks on me...i annoy him he annoys me...works out just great
 
I'd like to meet a girl with a comic book body. Kinda like Frank Frazetta's artwork. That kind of extreme femininity is awesome. Measurements like 38D-21-43 would be cool.... Long, black hair with dark eyes. Mmmmmm......

Wait. What was I saying?
 
Ekserb said:
I'd like to meet a girl with a comic book body. Kinda like Frank Frazetta's artwork. That kind of extreme femininity is awesome. Measurements like 38D-21-43 would be cool.... Long, black hair with dark eyes. Mmmmmm......

Wait. What was I saying?

I woman with a 21-inch waist would have no place to put her vital organs.
 
Lorali82 said:
I woman with a 21-inch waist would have no place to put her vital organs.

I read years ago that the smallest waist on record was fourteen inches. This was achieved through constant waist training with a corset and possible rib removal. I think I also remember reading that she had difficulty standing upright without the corset and she had medical problems from the displacement of several organs.

So, it can be done! :)
 
I'd like bigger boobs im an a/b cup and it bugs me not being able to buy sexy underwear when the shop sells a "generous b cup".
In men i like big arms and the hand thing - yep i admit im in on that too, you cant beat a pair of manly hands.
 
Ekserb said:
I read years ago that the smallest waist on record was fourteen inches. This was achieved through constant waist training with a corset and possible rib removal. I think I also remember reading that she had difficulty standing upright without the corset and she had medical problems from the displacement of several organs.

So, it can be done! :)
I read that she wasn't expected to live past 45 as well
somewhere :\
 
desired_tempest said:
this doesnt have anything to do with size...its about hands with me sometimes...i love masculine hands...veiny...caluses...hot sexy hands...forearms nice and sculpted...bulging veins...yeah...a guy im into has some sexy ass hands and forearms on him...just him touching me makes me hot and horny

Oh dude, totally!

And, I don't know if its just me, but I find that area where a guy's neck meets his shoulder to be extremely arousing, too. It probably is just me. I'm weird like that.
 
flapperchic said:
Oh dude, totally!

And, I don't know if its just me, but I find that area where a guy's neck meets his shoulder to be extremely arousing, too. It probably is just me. I'm weird like that.
when I had a certain AV that showed that part of my neck I did get record PMs from the Girls of this board
so I dont think its just you

I also find that part sexy on a woman as well ;)
 
ShinigamiSama said:
the big ones where you dont so much have an indent?
just a huge stock before your head?

That kind of neck really does wonders to emphasize a small head.

Speaking of heads, I really do appreciate a large one. Not ridiculous bobble-head sized ones, but larger than average.

Like Conan O'Brien who I've had it bad for since high school.
 
Lorali82 said:
That kind of neck really does wonders to emphasize a small head.

Speaking of heads, I really do appreciate a large one. Not ridiculous bobble-head sized ones, but larger than average.

Like Conan O'Brien who I've had it bad for since high school.
people like him o_O!?
 
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