Bimbofication

a little twist on the Pet Shop Boys song...

You've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
I've got the brawn, You've got the brains Let's make lots of
I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question, do you want to be rich?

You've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
I've got the brawn, you've got the brains
Let's make lots of money

I can tell you're educated, you studied at the Sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics, you could have been a don
You can program a computer, choose the perfect time
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them, you know?
There's a lot of opportunities
If there aren't, you can make them
Make or break them

You've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
Let's make lots of
Money

You can see I'm single-minded (actually thinking of your tits and ass right now!)
I know what I could be
How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me?
I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense
Think about it seriously, you know it makes sense

Let's(Got the brains)
Make(Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money(Ooh money)
(Let's)I've got the brawn(Make) You've got the brains
Let's make lots of money(Ooh money)
You've got the brains(Got the brains)
You've got the looks(Got the looks)
Let's make lots of money(Ooh money)
Money
 
I see no reason why smart women can't be sexy too! I appreciate women who have brains and the ability to use them but who also enjoy being desired sexually. Does being turned on by an attractive yet intelligent woman with big breasts wearing fuck-me heels necessarily make me a male chauvanist pig?
 
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Hi Gorgeous Geek Girl,
I fear the woman with the high IQ and an immense imagination, well maybe not fear but she does make my knees go weak, my palms sweat and at times seems to suck the oxygen out of the room with just one look creating the need for The Kiss of Life. She takes me places just by taking my hands in hers as we stare at clouds or stars. I haven't met her yet but I know she is out there and I would call her "Salad" except for the fact it would be more of a need for an undressing.

"You can't go crazy if you are all ready there."-Me
"If we are to have any fun bring your sense of humor, everything else is optional." -Me, again
"In an attempt not to misquote, I only quote myself."-Again, Me
 
How I became a bimbo: my true story

I am noticeably above average in the IQ dept, although not Einstein. When I was younger, it was very frustrating because yes, men really were intimidated by it. I should say young men were. In teens and twenties, people (both genders) are really silly in their expectations. Women want bad boys and brooders, while men want bimbos and damsels in distress. In your 30's, you are living with your prize, only to discover the truth of the saying "be careful what you wish for."

Women discover the bad boy can't hold a job because he keeps getting into trouble, and the mysterious brooder is just damn depressing and sucks the life out of you.

Men discover damsels are generally helpless so they have to do everything. (A couple of weeks ago I showed a 40 year old woman with 3 kids how to jump her car. She had no idea how to do it; her solution to any given problem is call her husband. I made her and the oldest daughter attach the cables, walking them through step by step. She seemed reluctant to actually handle a problem by herself.) The damsels in distress also always have drama and problems, and a cursory glance shows they bring it on themselves with their decisions. As far as bimbos, they get boring real quick. These are the women who will gripe about myth busters (which is awesome), but watch soap operas and talk about shoes all the time.

The good news: 40 does come, and by then, many now have realistic desires.

But back to me. So there I am, young, lonely for a guy, a little shy, and really clueless. I was having a hard time of it, because guys were chasing bimbos instead of me, even though I had a lot of male friends. Yes, that's right, some women do find themselves in the dreaded friend zone. So eventually frustration and loneliness got to me, so I started dumbing down. Here's the list for all you geek girls looking to get laid:

Wear tight and low cut, lean and bend a lot. For make-up, slightly garish, about a step past natural look. Blond highlights.

Don't read books, look at magazines. If he ( the cute dumb guy you want, probably a bad boy or brooder) mentions a book, ask if it has pictures.

Don't talk about history, art, science, politics, anything technical. Do talk about celebrities, fashion, astrology, and gossip.

Ask how to spell words. Misuse big words. Use words and phrases from pop culture.

Pull out a calculator for simple math.

Giggle at lame jokes.

Ask for help with simple tasks. Don't ever carry heavy stuff.

By now you get the idea.

I have doubts about your real IQ if you believe this to be true, unless of course this is a guide to get high school boys. Men do want women who put on their makeup and dress well, but this is because they want a woman who cares about herself and her appearance, just like women will most often turn away from a scraggly looking guy in greasy coveralls. If a woman wants a little boy, this is great advice, if she wants a man, she needs to show him that she is smart enough to have him.

My advice....
Dress like woman, not a man.
Be independent, but willing to listen and accept help.
Accept that beauty does get noticed, but intelligence is what keeps the interest.
 
I've been reading this thread with dismay. :(

So there I am, young, lonely for a guy, a little shy, and really clueless. I was having a hard time of it, because guys were chasing bimbos instead of me, even though I had a lot of male friends. Yes, that's right, some women do find themselves in the dreaded friend zone. So eventually frustration and loneliness got to me, so I started dumbing down.

I was fortunate enough to attend a top university in the UK nearly three decades ago, and I saw plenty of evidence of this behaviour. I had hoped that things might have improved since then.

Nobody in my family had been to any university before, and so I had little idea what to expect when I arrived. My biggest shock was that so few people seemed to have any interest in the subjects that they were studying, and that the major day-to-day currency was popularity, as measured by social circle, party attendances and conquests. The arrogance of some of the men was breathtaking, with the self-declared glitterati seeking first option on each of the new intake of fresher women.

My second-biggest shock was the extent to which many of the women (who were in a significant minority at my time) would go along with this. Despite clearly being bright, a large number chose to sell out in the pursuit of climbing this slippery ladder (and, inevitably, sliding back down later). It's probably not fair to describe them as bimbos, but they were certainly selling themselves well short.

I disengaged from this circus for most of my time at university. I was lucky enough, though, to make one female friend who was similarly disillusioned, and we spent many hours of many days together, platonically keeping each other sane. On reflection, I'm not bitter about that, as I believe that I learned far more from that close friendship (one which endures to this day) than I would have done from any number of casual flings.

Even now, I feel embarrassed about describing myself as a product of that university (despite its attempts to get me to do so). I prefer to regard it as somewhere where I happened to spend three years of my life.

I agree that you should just be yourself and you will attract the type of person suited to you at that point in your life. I don't see a conflict between being a person who loves science and education etc and also accepting my inner slut. I think that it's very important to be aware of your needs and embrace them. I have never had a problem attracting men and I remember how competitive I was, always wanting to beat my guy friends at math in high school. It was fun and nobody minded lol. That has carried on into university as a mature student.

I think that's exactly the right approach. I wish you'd been at my university! :D
 
Sorry if I'm a little late chiming in here but I think you're overlooking something big here. Lets say that you do alter yourself and attract a mate. How long can you keep up the charade? A year? Until you're in a bad marriage with no way out? This type of mindset may very well be why many marriages end. Be youself and be patient. I myself have always been different. I didn't meet my SO until I was 27.
 
Why is this a fetish? Am I missing something?

I have a fetish for women who are attractive and like to look nice, but who are also intelligent. There are plenty of them out there, and I've even slept with some of them.
 
I have a fetish for women who are attractive and like to look nice, but who are also intelligent. There are plenty of them out there, and I've even slept with some of them.

To reinforce your point, I chose not to sleep with a couple of women who might well have been physically attractive (I think so, but I don't trust the beer goggles) but who didn't carry a spark of interest for me that might endure beyond that act*. Naturally, as a young and lonely man at the time, I beat myself up afterwards about not taking advantage of those opportunities. :(

* I'm avoiding the descriptor "intelligent" as I find it difficult to define in practice. To me, anyone who is passionate about a subject and is able to convey this coherently and engagingly probably qualifies.
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To reinforce your point, I chose not to sleep with a couple of women who might well have been physically attractive (I think so, but I don't trust the beer goggles) but who didn't carry a spark of interest for me that might endure beyond that act.

Now that's just weird. ;)
 
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