Birthday Gifts for Eilan

[Eilan]

*Running off to hide under the bed and perform complicated vaginal math*

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this?

 

[CristinaRobo]

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this?

By the vaginal math or by her hiding under the bed?

 

[Eilan]

By the vaginal math or by her hiding under the bed?

I think it's the multitasking.

 

[Quoll]

*Running off to hide under the bed and perform complicated vaginal math*

*Rubs hands gleefully* Welcome to the realm of the dust bunny, muahahahaha.

We'll just take it as a given that your stinkie mcpeterstien is up to scratch ok... or is that minkie pacmetersin?

 

[bobsgirl]

 

[Saucyminx]

I think it's the multitasking.

I have to admit, got under the bed, went to town measuring, and because of my severe sexual ADHD, got distracted, and ended up falling blissfully asleep after a very intense clitoral hypotenuse. I was going to show my work like all math teachers insist on, but I forgot. I may have to go through all of it again tonight.

*Rubs hands gleefully* Welcome to the realm of the dust bunny, muahahahaha.

We'll just take it as a given that your stinkie mcpeterstien is up to scratch ok... or is that minkie pacmetersin?

I don't have to scratch anything, and I didn't notice anything stinky whilst under the bed.

 

[CristinaRobo]

I have to admit, got under the bed, went to town measuring, and because of my severe sexual ADHD, got distracted, and ended up falling blissfully asleep after a very intense clitoral hypotenuse. I was going to show my work like all math teachers insist on, but I forgot. I may have to go through all of it again tonight.



I don't have to scratch anything, and I didn't notice anything stinky whilst under the bed.

You're lucky, I think there is a boggle game and a monopoly game under my bed. Talk about a distraction from the business "at hand" so to speak.

 

[Quoll]

Trying vainly to resist making a "The mind boggles" comment and realising that apart from the Water Works and a very tenuous Marylebone Street there is not much sexual innuendo to be had from a monopoly board.

 

[CristinaRobo]

Trying vainly to resist making a "The mind boggles" comment and realising that apart from the Water Works and a very tenuous Marylebone Street there is not much sexual innuendo to be had from a monopoly board.

You mean you don't want to take a ride on the Short Line? It'll only cost you 200 bucks!

 

[Quoll]

You mean you don't want to take a ride on the Short Line? It'll only cost you 200 bucks!

I have to admit I'd never heard of this before, apparently I grew upon the UK version.
It may still lack some sexual innuendo (Short Line excluded (I'm not sure we should be mentioning size issues in an Eilan thread)), but the game has a very interesting history including special editions commissioned by the British Secret Service and distributed to POWs through bogus charities. These games apparently had maps, compasses, real money and other items useful for escape hidden inside them.

 

[CristinaRobo]

OK that explains the "Marylebone Street" reference. Perhaps in the USA we have too bland an edition? I'm not going to Google it because I'm sure somewhere there probably exists a perverted version of Monopoly.

I often wondered because you spend hours and hours going around the endless board that perhaps the game should have been named "Monotony" instead.

 

[Quoll]

OK that explains the "Marylebone Street" reference. Perhaps in the USA we have too bland an edition? I'm not going to Google it because I'm sure somewhere there probably exists a perverted version of Monopoly.

You could be right, apparently it is cumming soon.

I often wondered because you spend hours and hours going around the endless board that perhaps the game should have been named "Monotony" instead.

I've never really been big into it either, although I don't mind a good game of Squatter (now there's a name that could be a good porn game), basically a farming game but it's more interesting than it sounds. There's nothing more annoying than having your prize stud ram ripped apart by wild dogs.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Happy belated birthday Eilan