Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

HOT HOT HOT!!!



Oh just wash it off and use it no-one will know except us *giggle*

well, us and... them. *points to large crowd peering through the fence at the jacuzzi area.*

slips into the jacuzzi and has a strawberry and opens the bottle of sweet pear wine. watching toppy chicks always makes me thirsty

And the pear wine is nice too...

Well it's just a boobie festival in here. My spider senses tell me that the first man courageous enough to get in the tub will leave late. And tired.

the poem is beautiful but the link to penis power had me laughing hysterically

It's true. I loved that link too. Hilarious.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

proceeds in bedroom direction clutching large strap on .......

OMG I read that as 'peeing through the fence' ........sorrrrrrrrry

 

[unpredictablebijou]

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*drapes bright yellow "CAUTION CRIME SCENE" tape all over the door.*

 

[loststar]

Well it's just a boobie festival in here. My spider senses tell me that the first man courageous enough to get in the tub will leave late. And tired.

bj

well are there any takers? male or female, fun goes both ways in my book

 

[unpredictablebijou]

proceeds in bedroom direction clutching large strap on .......

OMG I read that as 'peeing through the fence' ........sorrrrrrrrry

bwahahahahahaha!

That's just wrong.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Hi Hommie. Hi UYS. Just wanted to pop in and "say hey".

*waves* Hiya SB.

--

I hear that's the way a lot of SCA women make their dress patterns - get an old shift, wrap yourself in duct tape, cut it off in organized pieces and sparkle poof, you've got a dress pattern for all your fabulous medieval outfits, prom dresses and suchlike.

Yup, common tactic. A friend of mine makes workable medieval shoes like that by duct-taping a sock, cutting it off, and using it as a basic pattern for foot size and shape.

I'm praying to some very interesting deities that there will be a camera around when this happens.

bj

Somehow I doubt it.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Somehow I doubt it.

Well, that's why I'm invoking Min, Yogsoggoth, Priapus, Fenris Ulf, Cthulhu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Misquamacus, Wendigo, and Ratatosk, among others.

That and they hardly ever get a chance to work together. There was this one gig where they opened for the Grateful Dead, but after that they sorta lost touch.

bj

 

[loststar]

gets out of the water, bubbles clinging everywhere, wraps up in a warm fluffy towel before going inside to sit by the fire to read.

 

[Homburg]

Well, that's why I'm invoking Min, Yogsoggoth, Priapus, Fenris Ulf, Cthulhu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Misquamacus, Wendigo, and Ratatosk, among others.

bj

Priapus? That old goat? FSM is not bad, but new to do anything serious, and Cthulhu and Yog-Soggoth are entirely to alien to worry about mankind or even velcro. Wendigo is busy getting his food on at a Burger King in Sasketchawan with Fenris, and, well, I'm just not worried about the drunk, the lecher, and, well, okay, there's at least one threat in there.

Damn.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Priapus? That old goat? FSM is not bad, but new to do anything serious, and Cthulhu and Yog-Soggoth are entirely to alien to worry about mankind or even velcro. Wendigo is busy getting his food on at a Burger King in Sasketchawan with Fenris, and, well, I'm just not worried about the drunk, the lecher, and, well, okay, there's at least one threat in there.

Damn.

The name of the Egyptian God Min is contained in a number of ways in the names of both your beloved slaves. Interesting, n'est-ce pas?

bj



eta:
seriously, SERIOUSLY diggin' on this at the moment. In that way only I seem to be able to truly dig on a piece of music. Aw damn.

 

[Homburg]

The name of the Egyptian God Min is contained in a number of ways in the names of both your beloved slaves. Interesting, n'est-ce pas?

bj

Maybe I should worry about that.

 

[Tzara]

the Egyptian God Min

I just knew that eggheads had something more going for them than oddly shaped brain cases.

Full disclosure: My own size is not on that scale. (I mean, jeez, not even, um, hardly. So to speak.)




And thank God for that. If it were, every time I got a chub, I'd fall on my face from the overbalance.

I don't need to fall down that much. I do it quite enough as is, thank you very much.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Maybe I should worry about that.

I'm working on a little Venn diagram that will help you understand just how much and in what ways you should be worried.

I'll get back to you.

I just knew that eggheads had something more going for them than oddly shaped brain cases

....Eiffel Tower ... Katmandu ...




I don't need to fall down that much. I do it quite enough as is, thank you very much.[/size]

FYP.

bet you get dizzy though.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

my first real poem posted on the bistro so be nice. it is something i wrote for Master this evening.

breathe upon my neck
blown hot and damp
my skin begs a more solid contact
a growl in my ear
a primal sound
conducting shivers up my spine
a deep rumble
claiming, possessing
my voice locked away
all i manage
is a strangled moan
that echoes in the manmade darkness
sharp pain
my head pulled roughly back
my skin crying for contact
body aches in need
silently begging for your touch
a hand rests against my throat
so exposed
delicate and pale
unprotected
i am surrounded by my need
your iron grip in my tangled hair
the fire on my neck
your voice in my ear
deep
intense
powerful
my desire, taking over my body
aching, needing
begging with every part of me
your hand closes on my throat
made vulnerable
your lips touch gently upon my lips
spread apart by enforced silence
and in my ear i hear
"come"

HOTNESS!!!!!
last 2 lines......*swoons*

Oh just wash it off and use it no-one will know except us *giggle*

good thing i had dinner already. i'd have to pass on that salad.
don't worry bij, i'll feign ignorance when the health dept comes calling

seriously, SERIOUSLY diggin' on this at the moment. In that way only I seem to be able to truly dig on a piece of music. Aw damn.

diggin' the tunage
i like the video too....artsy

eta: bj, your artistic alterations on your av made me cackle.

 

[Homburg]

I'm working on a little Venn diagram that will help you understand just how much and in what ways you should be worried.

I'll get back to you.

bj

*waits patiently, for now*

 

[myinnerslut]

HOTNESS!!!!!
last 2 lines......*swoons*

why, thank you

with the kind of review that poem got, mabye ill post more when they come to me

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The name of the Egyptian God Min is contained in a number of ways in the names of both your beloved slaves. Interesting, n'est-ce pas?

bj



eta:
seriously, SERIOUSLY diggin' on this at the moment. In that way only I seem to be able to truly dig on a piece of music. Aw damn.

The size of that appendage is nothing to do with love more to do with ouchhhhhhhhh

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The size of that appendage is nothing to do with love more to do with ouchhhhhhhhh

Good thing he's merely a metaphor, no?

Besides. Min isn't a god of love. He's a fertility figure, so, y'know, he has to be extra impressive.

Here's a more reasonable portrayal of him. He's the one on the left, but that's probably obvious.

Here's one more. Okay, he's still a little over the top, but not quite as much of a tripod.

The Sacred Giant Penis God. He's been around for a long time.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A meaty metaphor! hmmmmm a long thin one that could be more interesting

 

[unpredictablebijou]

A meaty metaphor! hmmmmm a long thin one that could be more interesting

*grin*

"Meaty metaphor" would be an excellent phrase for an avatar title.

Your latest Dakini song was fabulous, by the way. It's fun to see people playing with that thread.

*drops this on the jukebox*

Perhaps it's a song for a frustrated domme on a rainy day.

here's another one.



bj

 

[Tzara]

Vote wisely, Canadians!

Or just, you know, vote. Like how we southerners do it.

Clumsily, if at all.

You guys is better, I hope.

 

[sassynyc]

*drops this on the jukebox*

Perhaps it's a song for a frustrated domme on a rainy day.

here's another one.

*speakers blown out*

that is a monster soundtrack.

 

[Homburg]

I'm on the phone with MIS as she walked across campus, and there was some dude there doing some sort of protest/presentation in the quad about how he was an ex-homosexual, and that Jesus Christ had saved him. And he was exhorting others to leave homosexuality behind and come to Jesus. He even had some sign up contrasting gays and Jesus, etc.

So we're talking on the phone, and suddenly she yells "I'm Jewish and bisexual, so I guess he really hates me!" I laughed

I was also very proud of my girl.

ETA: And apparently the student GLBT organisation was there doing a counter-protest, and burst into cheering and applause when she yelled out. Gotta love that



2nd ETA: So she winds up going back to the "God hates fags" rally, and winds up singing the Barney theme song along with the GLBT group. It was great to hear the intelligent, well-spoken arguments coming from the counter-protestors too. Good stuff.

3rd ETA, part of a continuing saga: She'd gone in early to meet with her prof, and he was too busy, so they rescheduled. She mentioned th erally, and he told he rto go ahead and go back out there if she wanted. This is why she returned the second time, as mentioned above. Well, she gets into class, and the prof talks with her a bit more, and decides to take the whole class to the rally, as diversity and tolerance are a big theme in this particular course.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm on the phone with MIS as she walked across campus, and there was some dude there doing some sort of protest/presentation in the quad about how he was an ex-homosexual, and that Jesus Christ had saved him. And he was exhorting others to leave homosexuality behind and come to Jesus. He even had some sign up contrasting gays and Jesus, etc.

So we're talking on the phone, and suddenly she yells "I'm Jewish and bisexual, so I guess he really hates me!" I laughed

I was also very proud of my girl.

ETA: And apparently the student GLBT organisation was there doing a counter-protest, and burst into cheering and applause when she yelled out. Gotta love that



2nd ETA: So she winds up going back to the "God hates fags" rally, and winds up singing the Barney theme song along with the GLBT group. It was great to hear the intelligent, well-spoken arguments coming from the counter-protestors too. Good stuff.

3rd ETA, part of a continuing saga: She'd gone in early to meet with her prof, and he was too busy, so they rescheduled. She mentioned th erally, and he told he rto go ahead and go back out there if she wanted. This is why she returned the second time, as mentioned above. Well, she gets into class, and the prof talks with her a bit more, and decides to take the whole class to the rally, as diversity and tolerance are a big theme in this particular course.

Oh that is excellent.

You see there?

Love is going to win. We are going to erase the boundaries between us, slowly but surely, and we are going to figure out that we are all one thing, all one Mind, all one beating Heart. It may take a few more generations, and all our work, and it may be rough as hell in the meantime, but Love Always Wins Eventually.

Fuckin' A.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Oh that is excellent.

You see there?

Love is going to win. We are going to erase the boundaries between us, slowly but surely, and we are going to figure out that we are all one thing, all one Mind, all one beating Heart. It may take a few more generations, and all our work, and it may be rough as hell in the meantime, but Love Always Wins Eventually.

Fuckin' A.

bj

Yup, just that.

The guy was still there when she got out of class, four hours later. It takes a special brand of driven to spend four plus hours on a liberal college campus trying to get homosexuals to coem to Jesus, all while more and more people join the rally. There were folks from clubs and organisations unaffiliated with the GLBT group showing up with signs expressing their support.

I hope and pray that this sort of attitude takes hold, grows, and spreads.