Bistro Bijou

[myinnerslut]

I hope MIS is going to share a pic when she's finished.

i took some pictures and sent them to Master for editing. once he is done editing them to his liking he said he would post them. keep in mind, its not complete yet. i want to add a silver "R" bead to the end of the strand to stand for his initial.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Just grab Hom and blindfold him.


And then run.


Fast.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Just grab Hom and blindfold him.


And then run.


Fast.

Ladies and gentlemen, the SAMmiest Canadian on Lit.

*applause, golf claps*

There was some other stuff I liked seeing too. But listen here: if you people would get in here and interact more, I wouldn't have to resort to bondage porn.

Are you buying that?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Ladies and gentlemen, the SAMmiest Canadian on Lit.

*applause, golf claps*

There was some other stuff I liked seeing too. But listen here: if you people would get in here and interact more, I wouldn't have to resort to bondage porn.

Are you buying that?

bj

I'm only sammy 'cause I am safe in another country. With borders comes bravery.


Um, buying that...

Nope.


Nice try though.


No. Really.


A fine effort.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm only sammy 'cause I am safe in another country. With borders comes bravery.


Um, buying that...

Nope.


Nice try though.


No. Really.


A fine effort.

Thanks. I worked all day. Even made the frosting from scratch.

I made you a macaroni necklace too. With green crayon designs on mostaccioli.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Thanks. I worked all day. Even made the frosting from scratch.

I made you a macaroni necklace too. With green crayon designs on mostaccioli.

bj

Is it cooked? I'm hungry.

Is it insulting to eat one's jewelry?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Is it cooked? I'm hungry.

Is it insulting to eat one's jewelry?

It's not cooked, cause the crayon would get all melty. But it's not insulting to eat jewelry, when it's a candy necklace. Or edible underwear, for that matter.

Let's you and I never ever shut up, kay?

I've been looking for pictures of Victor Mature AND his eyebrows. But I saw Samson and Delilah with Hedy Lamarr the other day, kinda by mistake, and maybe that's why I'm all preoccupied with men being bound to grindstones and lashed by chicks in pseudo-togas with lots of lame and sequins.

you're not buying that either, are you.

I'll make you a sandwich if you're hungry. *reckless eyebrows*

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

It's not cooked, cause the crayon would get all melty. But it's not insulting to eat jewelry, when it's a candy necklace. Or edible underwear, for that matter.

Let's you and I never ever shut up, kay?

I've been looking for pictures of Victor Mature AND his eyebrows. But I saw Samson and Delilah with Hedy Lamarr the other day, kinda by mistake, and maybe that's why I'm all preoccupied with men being bound to grindstones and lashed by chicks in pseudo-togas with lots of lame and sequins.

you're not buying that either, are you.

I'll make you a sandwich if you're hungry. *reckless eyebrows*

bj

Hmm, okay. I am glad I was saved from eating melted crayon. I lovvve candy necklaces. Maybe that's where my jewelry thing started.

I am so good at not shutting up.

If I have to shut up I will leave a bot in my place. I am sure you won't be able to tell the difference.

Okay, I smell better but besides that we are identical.

I think you are missing some bread so settle those perv brows down, Missy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hmm, okay. I am glad I was saved from eating melted crayon. I lovvve candy necklaces. Maybe that's where my jewelry thing started.

I am so good at not shutting up.

If I have to shut up I will leave a bot in my place. I am sure you won't be able to tell the difference.

Okay, I smell better but besides that we are identical.

I think you are missing some bread so settle those perv brows down, Missy.

I've certainly been accused of being a few slices short of a loaf. But we won't need bread anyway. And pervin' on you is the only time I wish I had eyebrows as powerful as Victor Mature's.

Only I think he and Joan Crawford share a set of eyebrows. Have we ever seen their eyebrows in the same room together? I think not.

I would so know the difference between you and a bot. You're smarter and softer.

I have to do my job for about ten minutes here and then I'll be back.

gads. work. It's so, y'know, distracting from my porn habit.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

I've certainly been accused of being a few slices short of a loaf. But we won't need bread anyway. And pervin' on you is the only time I wish I had eyebrows as powerful as Victor Mature's.

Only I think he and Joan Crawford share a set of eyebrows. Have we ever seen their eyebrows in the same room together? I think not.

I would so know the difference between you and a bot. You're smarter and softer.

I have to do my job for about ten minutes here and then I'll be back.

gads. work. It's so, y'know, distracting from my porn habit.

bj

Hmmm eyebrow conspiracy!!

If either one of those people did not have eyebrows on they would look like an empty Muppet face.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hmmm eyebrow conspiracy!!

If either one of those people did not have eyebrows on they would look like an empty Muppet face.

AAAAAHHHHH!

BLANK MISTER POTATO HEAD! THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!


brb
bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

AAAAAHHHHH!

BLANK MISTER POTATO HEAD! THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!


brb
bj

I t wouldn't be blank for long.

I'd put some lips up there and then move their eyes to their eyes and make them eat with their nose.


I wasn't much of a doll person growing up. I just pulled their heads off and made them naked.

If it weren't for the fact that I love animals I bet I could qualify as a serial killer in training.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I t wouldn't be blank for long.

I'd put some lips up there and then move their eyes to their eyes and make them eat with their nose.


I wasn't much of a doll person growing up. I just pulled their heads off and made them naked.

If it weren't for the fact that I love animals I bet I could qualify as a serial killer in training.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to read about you in the paper someday, one way or another.

Canadian Woman Stages Nude Protest For No Discernable Reason.

I stole my sister's Barbies and undressed them a lot. It wasn't so much a pervy thing as that it really, really upset her and that was fun.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to read about you in the paper someday, one way or another.

Canadian Woman Stages Nude Protest For No Discernible Reason.

I stole my sister's Barbies and undressed them a lot. It wasn't so much a pervy thing as that it really, really upset her and that was fun.

bj

Now, I see myself as organizing massive nude protest for the reason that I wanted to film it.

I didn't have a sister. I wasn't allowed. The gods said I would break her.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Now, I see myself as organizing massive nude protest for the reason that I wanted to film it.

I didn't have a sister. I wasn't allowed. The gods said I would break her.

Mine was 6 years younger than me, and I once got her so enraged she chased me around the house with a butcher knife. All I had to do was say, "I'm going to tell mom YOU did that and she'll believe me cause I'm older."

Her head used to spin around like the girl in the Exorcist when I did that.

Very functional family in every way.

If you organize a massive nude protest, just make sure it's in the summer. Do you people have summer up there? Like, when it's warm and you can unzip your parka?
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bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Mine was 6 years younger than me, and I once got her so enraged she chased me around the house with a butcher knife. All I had to do was say, "I'm going to tell mom YOU did that and she'll believe me cause I'm older."

Her head used to spin around like the girl in the Exorcist when I did that.

Very functional family in every way.

If you organize a massive nude protest, just make sure it's in the summer. Do you people have summer up there? Like, when it's warm and you can unzip your parka?
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bj

I did that to my little brother. He's still bitter that he never once beat me at Monopoly.


I will not ride to the polar bear humoUr. It is beneath me...which is the reason why my feet are cold.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I did that to my little brother. He's still bitter that he never once beat me at Monopoly.


I will not ride to the polar bear humoUr. It is beneath me...which is the reason why my feet are cold.

Bear or bare?

*totally perving about naked Sara in an unzipped parka*

I'd play strip Monopoly with you. Everybody wins. And I have some ideas for how you can pay me rent once I've got all my hotels built.

They will have jacuzzis and bidets in every room.

bj

 

[Tzara]

I have to go to a wine and cheese reception in a bit, but it's good to see you both.



Have to go. Wines and cheeses get very huffy when not properly received. And no one likes huffy cheese.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Bear or bare?

*totally perving about naked Sara in an unzipped parka*

I'd play strip Monopoly with you. Everybody wins. And I have some ideas for how you can pay me rent once I've got all my hotels built.

They will have jacuzzis and bidets in every room.

bj

Bidets are jacuzzi fro elves. Beware of the bubbles when bathing with elves in bidets I always say.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I have to go to a wine and cheese reception in a bit, but it's good to see you both.



Have to go. Wines and cheeses get very huffy when not properly received. And no one likes huffy cheese.

Stay! I'll serve you wine and cheese right here; it's the bistro specialty.

I've never tried huffing cheese. I huffed rubber cement once, but it wasn't fun at all.

Bet limberger would be pretty huffable.

Bidets are jacuzzi fro elves. Beware of the bubbles when bathing with elves in bidets I always say.

Is that what you always say? Cause wow. That's just excellent advice.

Bubbles in general are to be looked upon with suspicion.

bj

 

[Tzara]

Bet limberger would be pretty huffable.

If toxicity determines psychedelic function, then yeah.

Still not worth it, though.


Sssh. I'm trying to be pedantic in the Serious Forum. It requires Great Concentration.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I have to go to a wine and cheese reception in a bit, but it's good to see you both.



Have to go. Wines and cheeses get very huffy when not properly received. And no one likes huffy cheese.

Make sure that you don't snort the CheezWizz. Plays hell with your sinuses and REALLY grosses people out if you sneeze.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I have a somewhat random question--

What is an elemental?

I'm talking about the spirits called elementals (among other things). I assume they are nonhuman spirits. And, when I look at info on them, it just makes me wonder how anyone would know anything about them besides their observable characteristics and behavior.

So, I guess my question is really two-fold...
What are elementals and how do you know?

Any thoughts?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

If toxicity determines psychedelic function, then yeah.

Still not worth it, though.


Sssh. I'm trying to be pedantic in the Serious Forum. It requires Great Concentration.

*makes distracting faces, flashes boobies, does crazy dance with Sara in the back of the classroom so only you can see*

Make sure that you don't snort the CheezWizz. Plays hell with your sinuses and REALLY grosses people out if you sneeze.

LOL! WRONGNESS!

I knew a guy who snorted aspirin once cause someone told him it would cure his headache faster.

Not the sharpest knife in the chandelier, that one.

He said he did not recommend it.

I have a somewhat random question--

What is an elemental?

I'm talking about the spirits called elementals (among other things). I assume they are nonhuman spirits. And, when I look at info on them, it just makes me wonder how anyone would know anything about them besides their observable characteristics and behavior.

So, I guess my question is really two-fold...
What are elementals and how do you know?

Any thoughts?

If it weren't my day off and I weren't all outta control I'd be better at answering this right now. I'll do better tomorrow, I promise. But here's a nickel tour, for my 30-second attention span: an elemental is indeed non-human; these were thought to be the personifications of the four elements, or the personified individual consciousness of things like wind and water.

Most of the on-line info about them is going to be newage claptrap airyfairy bunny bullshit. *damn, that was my outside voice, wasn't it.*

If you want to know about them, see if you can arrange to meet one. Go to a natural environment and meditate on the four elements. Maybe even make a fire and watch it for a while. I can pretty much guarantee you'll learn three times as much as you will on line.

Even from me, heh heh.

bj

 

[Tzara]

Make sure that you don't snort the CheezWizz. Plays hell with your sinuses and REALLY grosses people out if you sneeze.

If it turns out to be CheezWhiz and Two Buck Chuck, then I shall be leaving a bit earlier than anticipated.

I do not consider processed "cheese" products the color of a cheap basketball edible. At least by me.