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Well tell your cat to protect you from all those filthy perverted spiders.

We're the only perverts who get to look at you.

:D
 
CoastalWyldman said:
Well tell your cat to protect you from all those filthy perverted spiders.

We're the only perverts who get to look at you.

:D
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lol, spiders are still venomous, and eating one would not be good for her! She's a little killer-kitty; loves to attack things (including sometimes my other cat!).
 
Fawnd1e said:
So, funny story.

To preface: I am pretty arachnophobic. Spiders and I, we don't get along.

Tonight I am responding to a few PMs here on lit, lying in my bed listening to some music with my cat cuddled up at my side keeping me company. I notice something drift along the top of my laptop's screen, and when I look at it, I notice it's a large and ugly (though harmless) spider sliding down silk from my ceiling, about to drop onto my abdomen.

I manage to *not* throw my laptop across the room like a flailing idiot, though my cat is shoved rather unceremoniously off the bed as I shimmy out, limbo-style, from underneath the eight legs of doom aiming towards my tummy.

I bravely dispatched the arachnid with a pile of tissues. This is how I also discovered that, when you kill a spider by squeezing it between your fingers even with a half dozen kleenex as a barrier, the popping sensation is absolutely disgusting.

So NOT cool, nature.
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I agree fawndie so not cool. I'll face bullets, bombs, and demons if need be. Spiders are another matter.:)
 
Fawnd1e said:
lol, spiders are still venomous, and eating one would not be good for her! She's a little killer-kitty; loves to attack things (including sometimes my other cat!).
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Ah well then next time I'll come kill those spiders for you
 
Four hours of chores outside that include helping the horseshoer trim my horses' feet. Now I am filthy and sore.

Time for a shower!! :)
 
Fawnd1e said:
Four hours of chores outside that include helping the horseshoer trim my horses' feet. Now I am filthy and sore.

Time for a shower!! :)
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You poor girl. I would very much like to help you out as much as possible. Maybe a nice long footrub? Or a slow but very oily back massage?
 
GI_Joe said:
You poor girl. I would very much like to help you out as much as possible. Maybe a nice long footrub? Or a slow but very oily back massage?
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Would it actually be oil, or your own self-made biological lubricant? :devil: :kiss:
 
So took this at a wedding I attended this weekend...it was sneakily done while nobody happened to be looking ;)
 
maggiemarie said:
Cute! :D Always interesting tempting a little fate in public ;)
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That was the idea ;) Fortunately I don't think anybody noticed...I feigned that I was trying to get cell phone signal so hopefully if somebody did see, they were fooled... :devil:
 
Fawnd1e said:
That was the idea ;) Fortunately I don't think anybody noticed...I feigned that I was trying to get cell phone signal so hopefully if somebody did see, they were fooled... :devil:
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Well, when feeling the need, worse comes to worse you can always run to the ladies to snap a quick one lol ;)
 
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