Bored as Fuck

[glasspenguin]

Woman to Woman.... Consider yourself very very lucky..... For years I kept a nail file next to the bed....It was better than staring at the ceiling.....

Hearing you say that makes me feel that "boring fucks" should be a federal crime with the appropriate punishment. Granted, I'm certain I would be just as guilty as the next guy, but seeing as how I've not had a fuck of any kind in almost 18 months perhaps the statute of limitations has run out...

Either way, it's a shame for any woman to be made to feel that bored; in particular some of the lovely ladies I've met on here.

 

[MsTexas]

I can do without the mayo. Jell-O, on the other hand, could be fun!

I'll bring the Jell-O, any particular flavor?

 

[radepor]

Dear Bored:

Try:

1. Fucking someone else.

2. Fuck a challenging object: large dildoes, butt plugs, vegetables etc

3. Go fuck yourself

I'm bored as fuck say something entertaining.

 

[draconus_infernus]

I'll bring the Jell-O, any particular flavor?

As long as I get to lick it off of you, I don't care what flavor!

 

[MsTexas]

As long as I get to lick it off of you, I don't care what flavor!

Since I love Cherry flavored, we'll go with that ...

 

[draconus_infernus]

Since I love Cherry flavored, we'll go with that ...

I like cherry. It occurs to me that we'll get awfully sticky rolling around in all that Jell-O. I think I nice, hot, steamy shower afterward will be in order. That is, if you don't mind getitng wet and wild.

 

[MsTexas]

I like cherry. It occurs to me that we'll get awfully sticky rolling around in all that Jell-O. I think I nice, hot, steamy shower afterward will be in order. That is, if you don't mind getitng wet and wild.

Yanno, the same thing occurred to me as well ...

Would it be rude to say, fuck yea!



*ps ... your sig ling is missing the word President*

Just sayin

 

[draconus_infernus]

Yanno, the same thing occurred to me as well ...

Would it be rude to say, fuck yea!



*ps ... your sig ling is missing the word President*

Just sayin

It wouldn't be rude at all! Just imagine me washing your back, reaching around and soaping up your breasts....... lightly pinching your nipples and then letting my hands slide down your body till I get to your pussy.....

If I keep this up I'll need a cold shower.

And you're right, it is missing the president bit. I'll need to change that, won't I?

 

[jabez]

eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me
suck me, fuck me, very slowly

 

[MsTexas]

It wouldn't be rude at all! Just imagine me washing your back, reaching around and soaping up your breasts....... lightly pinching your nipples and then letting my hands slide down your body till I get to your pussy.....

If I keep this up I'll need a cold shower.

And you're right, it is missing the president bit. I'll need to change that, won't I?

I've already imagined that and the out come was fantastic!!

We can always do a cold shower, it might not be so cold after all ...



*yes you do and you did and I did too*

 

[draconus_infernus]

I've already imagined that and the out come was fantastic!!

We can always do a cold shower, it might not be so cold after all ...



*yes you do and you did and I did too*

You'll have to tell me about what steps you took to reach that outcome, and if it was anything that I could duplicate.

 

[MsTexas]

You'll have to tell me about what steps you took to reach that outcome, and if it was anything that I could duplicate.

I'm sure you can duplicate them ...

You, me and shower

 

[draconus_infernus]

I'm sure you can duplicate them ...

You, me and shower

Hands wandering, fingers probing, maybe a little stroking, nipping and biting....

 

[MsTexas]

Hands wandering, fingers probing, maybe a little stroking, nipping and biting....

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

[draconus_infernus]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Then it's a date

 

[MsTexas]

Then it's a date

One of many ...

 

[draconus_infernus]

One of many ...

You're on! I assume these dates are clothing optional.

 

[MsTexas]

You're on! I assume these dates are clothing optional.

Well there will be some dates where that is certainly true ...

But there is nothing finer than a man dressed to the nines

 

[draconus_infernus]

Well there will be some dates where that is certainly true ...

But there is nothing finer than a man dressed to the nines

So ZZ Top was right about every girl being crazy about a sharp dressed man? Or is it the fun in unwrapping the package? Either way, it sounds like fun!

 

[MsTexas]

So ZZ Top was right about every girl being crazy about a sharp dressed man? Or is it the fun in unwrapping the package? Either way, it sounds like fun!

Never underestimate the tres amigos ...

Yes, it's the sharp dressed man and the thought of taking him out of the clothing as slowly as possible ...

Or until the need to rip them from his body becomes too much.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Never underestimate the tres amigos ...

Yes, it's the sharp dressed man and the thought of taking him out of the clothing as slowly as possible ...

Or until the need to rip them from his body becomes too much.

I must admit that the thought of you ripping my clothes off is quite.... stimulating.

 

[sethp]

ok! If your really bored. then try reading my stories! duh!

 

[MsTexas]

I must admit that the thought of you ripping my clothes off is quite.... stimulating.

It's quite stimulating for me as well darlin ...

 

[draconus_infernus]

It's quite stimulating for me as well darlin ...

Imagine what I'd do to your clothes. Depending on how hot we are, I might not get you totally naked before I take you.

 

[MsTexas]

Imagine what I'd do to your clothes. Depending on how hot we are, I might not get you totally naked before I take you.

Yanno ...

Every one needs a "pull the pants down to the knees, bend you over the arm of the couch, and slam it home" moment.