Build a perfect man

[Kittyscave]

I wondered when the other ladies might discover this thread and all the perfectly wonderful men who have posted. Just a shame I was too busy today to lock it before any of them could catch on.

No, I fear, I'll have to share.

 

[Kittyscave]

Hahahaha. Brilliant. Good work.

Thanks for being a good sport!!!

 

[keith0821]

Well I know I'm nowhere near perfect but I'm 4 out of 6

I realise there 7 but I pay for one (the oil)

I let you choose the wine and how hard can this mystical iron be to master ?

 

[30bandits]

Sorry guys... wine is the clincher. Well, unless you can promise me a fine whisky or gin.

paddys irish whiskey...very smooth...

 

[RunningJib]

Yeah

This thread makes me think of that scene in Groundhog Day and my homie Bill Murray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUWp-Xh677U

That dishwasher requirement--I'm a bit fuzzy on the concept of "properly.'

 

[Beth87]

The perfect man..is a woman just kidding

Hmm I prescribe to perfect for me rather than perfect. Perfect would irritate me. I’m not perfect and I would hate to be with someone that made me feel inadequate.

But I have a list of things that make me fall in love all over again.

-Will put petrol in my car because I don’t want to have to leave the safety of my car.
-Will wash the dishes and not complain about how long I let them soak for. Maybe the dishes tell me they like soaking and chilling and they just want you to rub them up. I dunno but me and the dishes have a deal. They soak until the water won’t burn my skin off.
-will have period sex with me even when I’m crying from said period just because orgasm will make the cramps go. Basically will have unsexy sex for the greater good
-no unexpected massages or anything. I hate that..so telling me how much you want to do something before doing it or asking
-doesn’t mock my need to collect random toys or that I’m on a mission to become Pokémon master
-tells me the scary parts of films so I am prepared and hugs me tight if it’s too scary.
-holds my hand and gets protective when walking past dubious strangers

-is so in love with me I never wonder if I am wanted and loved. Is so in love with me I never wonder if he is settling or waiting for soemthinf better to come along

 

[suckonsimon]

...
-will have period sex with me even when I’m crying from said period just because orgasm will make the cramps go. Basically will have unsexy sex for the greater good
...

Great orgasms do a lass SO much good, yeah?
Perfect Guys, we really must make more of them whole-body-yelping-multi ones. Let's meet the need!

 

[Beth87]

Great orgasms do a lass SO much good, yeah?
Perfect Guys, we really must make more of them whole-body-yelping-multi ones. Let's meet the need!

They really do!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Ohhh! Can I play?

Doesn’t pander to me... is unafraid to challenge me

Pays attention when I talk

Asks about my day

Makes me laugh

Has his own interests and doesn’t expect to be in my pocket all the time

Doesn’t take me for granted

Feeds me interesting facts and stories - I love a passionate reader

Has perspective and doesn’t whine about the small stuff

Is kind - to me and to others

 

[suckonsimon]

Ohhh! Can I play?

Doesn’t pander to me... is unafraid to challenge me

Pays attention when I talk

Asks about my day

Makes me laugh

Has his own interests and doesn’t expect to be in my pocket all the time

Doesn’t take me for granted

Feeds me interesting facts and stories - I love a passionate reader

Has perspective and doesn’t whine about the small stuff

Is kind - to me and to others

I'm tempted to say, "Will you marry me?" ... but then I did already to my good woman. You two would get on well!

 

[screwher]

A gentleman is always polite and courteous.

He opens doors not only for his lady, but those in his vicinity. (at work, while shopping, etc.) Knows the name of the building's janitor and not just the sexy barista. He keeps his eyes open, is observant, but not a flirt or a gossip

Stuff like this should be reflex. Sadly I realize that it's not for a lot of men.

 

[13Fantasies]

Great orgasms do a lass SO much good, yeah?
Perfect Guys, we really must make more of them whole-body-yelping-multi ones. Let's meet the need!

I have never turned down a woman on period sex. My desire for them, even in that state, seems to arouse them more.

 

[Beth87]

The body also helps by being extra sensitive to touch.
I’ve discovered over the years that for best result there needs to be penetration..need to have that cock to squeeze around. And that clit stimulation reduces pain and nausea. On my really bad days I just have to sleep, eat and Masturbate/have sex. It’s the only thing there is energy for

 

[suckonsimon]

... for best result there needs to be penetration..need to have that cock to squeeze around. ...

Yeah Beth keep talking like this. Perfect Men like it - A LOT.
We do erection so gals like you can "squeeze around".

... *omg what's she done to me!*

 

[13Fantasies]

The body also helps by being extra sensitive to touch.
I’ve discovered over the years that for best result there needs to be penetration..need to have that cock to squeeze around. And that clit stimulation reduces pain and nausea. On my really bad days I just have to sleep, eat and Masturbate/have sex. It’s the only thing there is energy for

I bet you are fun in the sack.

 

[Beth87]

I’ve never done it in a sack so I’m not sure I’m fucking hot in the back of an Audi tho

—
I’m sure others don’t really want to listen to me talk about erections and the pulses of orgasm.

 

[13Fantasies]

I’ve never done it in a sack so I’m not sure I’m fucking hot in the back of an Audi tho

—
I’m sure others don’t really want to listen to me talk about erections and the pulses of orgasm.

Simon and I will.

 

[suckonsimon]

I’ve never done it in a sack so I’m not sure I’m fucking hot in the back of an Audi tho

—
I’m sure others don’t really want to listen to me talk about erections and the pulses of orgasm.

Simon and I will.

Too right, 13F!

So, Beth. On "pulses":
An extreme pleasure for me, occasionally, is to get a woman majorly climaxing on two fingers working at her G, perhaps with the thumb of the other hand or better still my tongue at her clit. So I go at it like that through a first crescendo, sensing that this is the first of three or four, remove mouth and hands, and sink in deep-in-one with the bad boy. Oh! Pulses! Oh the lather of silky wetness! I tell you gal, for a man every initial penetration is a dream come true; but initial penetration into an already orgasmic wet woman, glowing face and rippling body and, yes, those "pulses of orgasm" goin on ... All my Christmases I tell you! xx

Now as this thread is about building the perfect man, we need to hear how the women feel about this particular 'delivery' from a man. Guys are all ears, ladies.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Ladies - what's good for the gander is good for the goose, right?

So, build your perfect man...

Check all that apply:

__ Changes the oil in your car

__ Irons his own damn clothes

__ Loads (properly) AND unloads the dishwasher

__ Picks up his dirty socks (and tissues)

__ Replaces the toilet paper when it's gone

__ Knows a pinot grigio from a pinot noir (and pronounces them correctly)

__ Massages you without asking

Hmmmm... I feel like maybe I'm forgetting something, but I don't know what. Anything to add?

Mine doesn't change the oil but then again neither do I lol

Neither of us iron clothes.

We don't own a dishwasher.

He keeps his dirty laundry in a basket and even washes it himself!

He replaces the tp when empty and even puts the lid back down!

Loves his wine so, yes to that.

I LOVE the random massages he gives me. Feet, fingers back, head... everywhere!

SO he's kinda perfect? For me? lol