Bumper stickers?

[Beebeeblue]

*heehee*

I saw my favorite years ago:

Dont tailgate me or Ill flick a booger on your windshield.

 

[RonG]

My favorite bumper sticker was on a car driven by a woman who bore more than a passing resemblance to Julie Andrews (in a bitchy sort of way). My best recollection is something like this

Handcuffs & Spiked Heels, and Thorny Red Roses
Whipped Cream & Leashes, and Rings through Noses
A Black Shiny Whip that crackles and stings
These are a few of my favorite things!

Damn that melody is infectious! I will be humming that all night.

 

[Cyra_3]

I hate that tune!

That damn tune has been going round in my head ever since the "Things that make you go UHMMM" thread.

 

[SpecialK]

I just thought of a few that haven't yet been mentioned...

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to go off by itself."

"Support wildlife: Throw a party."

K

 

[Shylady]

In Dallas on a billboard for Lone Star Park horse races:

Full of studs all wearing jockeys

 

[Lasher]

No one liked "Whirled Peas"? That thing kills me!!

 

[handy]

On my camper!
IF THE CAMPER IS ROCKING DON'T COME A KNOCKING

 

[MADDOG]

If at first you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub.

MADDOG

 

[Treat]

The best one I have seen is.....

"MY CHILD TOOK YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENTS VIRGINITY"

Another good one is.....

"THIS VEHICLE INSURED BY SMITH&WESSON"

 

[CreamyLady]

My favorite spoof of the honor student stickers:

My kid can beat the crap out of your honor student!

 

[Treat]

Here is one i would like to find or have made......

"2 Gallon Donor To The Jenny Craig Protien Diet"

 

[Isabella Thorne]

No one liked "Whirled Peas"? That thing kills me!!

oh ... just got it .. world peace .. lol ..

'scuce me while i kiss this guy.

peace,
isabella

 

[RonG]

I think the best "anti-honor roll" bumper sticker is "Charlton Heston is my President"

 

[SimplySouthern]

a few from me

~If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

~ Masturbation is NOT an applicable resume skill.

~ Jesus loves you . Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

~ Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

~ Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

~ Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

~ What are they gonna do? Give me a hotter room in hell.

~ Bring back cannabilism. Eat me!

~ 200 million sperm and you were the fastest?

~ Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either.

~ If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

This is my all time very very favorite. I have this one printed and posted everywhere. Never fails to make me smile.

~ Supersadomasochisticsexpialidocious ~

 

[Randyrandy]

There is one bumper sticker that always come to mind. I encountered it on lonly day on a lonly road outside of Austin, Nevada. It was on the back of an old well worn pickup truck driven by an old well worn sheepherder. I really got a chuckle out of it.

WORLDS 2ND OLDEST PROFESSION / SHEEPHERDING

 

[Guest]

my two cents

I saw this one the other day.....

Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.

 

[Jade]

more and Jesus Fish

Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Haaa LMAO, oh my god, I can't stop laughing ... that was so great!! Thank you!!

SS: love that marypoppins one... I want that.. wonder where to get one!?

Curly: I liked that lesbian one! LOL

I love all those honor student ones!!

Some that I liked, or thought were obnoxious, whatever...
(I live in a very interesting place... we have hippy people but also redneck people so...)

"Vegetarians taste better"

"Eat me; I'm organic"

"How can you say you are a good parent when your baby is in one hand, a cigarette in your other?"

"Save the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus"

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"

"God is coming, .... and she has PMS so don't piss her off"

"My son/daughter and my money go to (insert school name here) University"

(In really tiny letters) "If you can read this... get off my ass!!"

Then there are all those versions of the more and more popular, infamous Jesus Fish...
they aren't bumper "stickers" usually but so far I have seen:

a shark
an alien fish
a darwin fish (with feet and says "darwin" instead of "jesus")
a jesus fish eating a darwin fish
a vampire fish





[Edited by Jade on 07-03-2000 at 04:09 PM]

 

[Anothername_9]

Sticker On Bumper

After a hiatus of months i've come back to say hello, to read, read, read (and all that comes with it!), to submit stories, and to hang out a bit here... BUMPERSTICKER?

Someday My Ship Will Come In But With My Luck I'll Be At The Airport

John

 

[nottoocrazy]

"Yeah, but what's the speed of dark?"

 

[*Eve*]

LOL

My all time favorite bumper sticker is:
You're kid's an honor roll student, but you're still and idiot"

 

[Armygirl]

messa got one

learn from your perents mistake
use birth control

 

[Hullo_nurse]

SHUT UP! and drive!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

License Plates can be funny too!

It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months to figure out and revoke this personalized license plate:
3M TA3

Can you tell why?

It spells "EAT ME" in someone's rear view mirror.