CFNM (Clothed Female Nude Male)

I took a look at the sites that Stella recommended. I think that people that have an interest in CFNM might find some things that they like in both sites. Thanks, Stella :)
 
This post seemed to die pretty quickly but I must say I love the idea of this, not the male stripper in a room full of drunken housewives, but more like my wife and I and one of her friends having a frank discussion about sex when my wife admits that she likes to watch me masturbate. Her friend mentions that she has never seen a man masturbate in front of her and after a little convincing they stand me up on the coffee table in front of them, I strip naked and start to stroke. They just watch and don't touch me at all, maybe they tell me what to do, how to hold it or stroke it, speed up slow down, and after a little I explode in front of them.

Makes me horny just thinking about it.
 
I would like to take this moment to remind the gentlemen that IF you want women to watch and admire you, make the fuck sure there's something worth watching.

Take some time out of your busy day and exercise, get some sun and tan your bod a bit. Why should the ladies admire a bucket of flab?

Trim your nose and ear hairs, ASK someone who KNOWS about hair salons, and make an appointment at a good one.

Watch yourself in a mirror, practice some body language.

Learn to follow directions.

You know all those things you watch women do, but you'd have to be a faggit if YOU did it yourself? Do those things-- in a masculine way, which I'm sorry for confusing you there, but you can ask me (and several other women around here) if you have any questions...

But you know, expecting women to stand around watching some flabby pasty fart choke his chicken is, well... They would have to know you and love you.

A lot.

You might enjoy this tumblr;
http://deeplydeviant.tumblr.com/

or this image blog;
http://malesubmissionart.com/

Good point by you:D And thanks for the links:rose:

John
 
JustMe - Your take on it is a lot like my own. I am not so blow away by the staged movies or the bachelorette parties with professional strippers as I am by the idea of the regular guy naked before women. It can be fun and innocent, as you describe, or it can be naughty, where the women have fun controlling him. Certainly, it would be pretty great to have an experience like either of these scenarios though.
 
I had a great experience the week before last in Key West. It was like the dream where you're the only one naked in a crowded room. I've always loved that dream :) Anyway, my wife and I were visiting there from 9/16 - 9/18, and there they have a clothing option bar called The Garden of Eden. It sits atop two other bars; the ground floor is a bar called The Bull and Whistle. The second floor is another bar I can't remember the name of. The Garden of Eden is an open air bar on the top floor. We were told about it by the lady behind the desk of our bed and breakfast.

My wife and I went there each night we stayed in Key West. The first afternoon, Friday, was a little awkward at first. I was an experienced flasher in my younger days but now, at age 53, I don't flash much anymore. I do, however, have a CFNM fetish, and a place like this was perfect for me to experience it. We arrived around 3 PM and immediately noticed that no one was nude, and only one woman who was even topless and that was the bartender. We retreated to the other side of the bar, across a large open area. This is where I took all my clothes off. My wife stayed fully clothed. We stayed about an hour and had a couple of drinks. I was at first a little nervous about walking across the entire bar nude but eventually became okay with it. We left around 4:15 or so and everyone at the bar said goodbye to us. It was nice to meet such friendly people.

That night was when things got crazy. We returned at 9 PM to find about 150 people there. No one was nude, not even any topless women including the bartenders. We staked a place out away from the crowds but in plain view of everyone in the place and once again I removed all of my clothes. What a rush it was to turn around and see what seemed like 50-60 fully clothed people waiting for me to turn around. I immediately noticed (and liked) the reactions from some of the women. They were leaning over and whispering things to each other, some even giggling. I am freshly shaved in the groin area and that may be what they were saying to each other. After a minute or so I saw a hand waving from the bar area. It was an Asian woman we'd seen earlier in the day. She waved us to come over and join her. Let me tell you, weeding your way through about 100 fully clothed people when you are the only one nude was completely exhilarating to me. We got to the bar and the woman hugged us and said it was nice to see us back. We talked to her for a few minutes. She was standing right next to one of the entrances so everyone entering through there had to brush past me. I got every reaction from hands cupped over mouths (usually the 21-25 year old girls) to high fives from guys, to "shake that thang" type of comments from older women (40-60). I loved it. We eventually made our way back to our spot and stayed there the rest of the night.

The body painting area opened at 10 PM and my wife, who is like the biggest prude EVER, says to me she wanted to go check it out. When she wasn't back in a few minutes I went looking for her and saw her sitting topless while this guy painted her boobs. LOLOL! I loved it! I returned to our spot to wait for her. I drank several rum punches that night, each one requiring me to walk across the entire bar naked. The bartenders took notice of me (being the only nude it wasn't hard to do) and would make sure that I got served before anyone else. They even told people to move aside so I had a clear path. I really appreciated that. While I was waiting for my wife I was sitting on a bench with my legs crossed just watching people dance. Out of nowhere came this blond headed total MILF who walked up to me, pointed down towards my crotch and asked, "can I look?" I just laughed and uncrossed my legs. She checked out my dick for a second, leaned over (the music was pretty loud) and said, "don't cross your legs, you should be showing that off." We both laughed, she rubbed my shoulder and turned and walked away. When she got back to her group of 40ish females all of them waved to me and I waved back. I was loving it. For the rest of the night I made sure to keep my legs open. I continued to get a lot of attention the rest of the night. My wife returned with her painted boobs and she loved every look she got from both sexes. After a while the MILF who had approached me earlier came over to us with her painted boobs to show them off. She was really excited, shaking them for us, etc. We laughed and high-fived her. It was time to go so we dressed and left. I swear, 75 people stopped us to say goodbye as we walked out. It was crazy, and magical. On the way home I said something to my wife about showing off her painted boobs and lo and behold, she stripped off her top right there on DuVall s Street! LOLOL! We walked all the way back to out hotel (over one mile) with my wife proudly displaying her paint job. She got a HUGE amount of attention from everyone, including a ton of women who stopped her to ask where she's gotten it done.

Saturday night we stopped in the Bull and Whistle for a drink and chatted with a couple that both had Maryland (where we're from) shirts on. We liked them very much and talked to them for about an hour. At about 9 PM my wife and I parted ways with them and slipped upstairs to the Garden. We returned to our same spot from last and I immediately removed my clothes and my wife took off her top to show her painted boobs once again (she showered that day with her back to the water so it shouldn't wash off). The crowd on this night was even bigger, about 200, and again we were the only people showing anything. I waded my way through to get us our drinks and got many of the same reactions I got the night before, people tapping each other and pointing me out, etc. I didn't care. The bartenders were the same two girls from the previous night, and they gave me the same special attention. As I was walking through the crowd I heard a guy say, "you're the man!". I stopped to see a 25 y/o and his girlfriend smiling at me and he waved me over to them. I stopped, said hello, and told them that I probably would never have done anything like this at their age but at age 53 I didn't care anymore. The guy said, "You shouldn't care, that's what this place is for, and just so you know, my girlfriend here loves your dick." I LOL'd! The girl was completely embarrassed. I just said thank you to her and walked away so as not to further embarrass her.

When I got back to our spot a couple walked up to us and said, "Thank God for you two, we didn't want to be the only ones," and with that they stripped off their clothes and stayed over next to us. The female went completely nude which is the first time we'd seen that all weekend. Eventually more and more people walked over to where we were and started stripping. I guess it looked like a safe place. Our crowd got to be about 10-12 people at it's height, all in various stages of undress. I turned around at one point and saw something I was surprised by; an older woman in a very short skirt was getting felt up by the guy she was with. There are signs that say "No Sex" everywhere but they were using our group as a shield from the bouncers. I looked back a minute or so later and got a real show! The woman was facing me with both hands on the railing in front of her. The guy standing behind her had his hand up her skirt and it was obvious he was fingering her. Her eyes were closed, she was open-mouthed, and she was grinding on his hand. He saw me looking at them. I just smiled and gave him the "thumbs up" sign. He leaned over and said something to the woman, she opened her eyes, looked at me, and came in just a few seconds. It was pretty great to see a stranger cum in person. I turned back around when she was done cumming so as not to draw too much attention to her. A few minutes later, as they were walking out, the woman turned to me, blew me a kiss and waved. That was really cool.

A few minutes later was the biggest laugh I experienced. I walked to the bar for another round of drinks and stood at the door for a moment. Right then, the couple we saw downstairs from Maryland walked in. The woman got completely wide-eyed, and her husband did the same. Both of them looked down, but that is completely normal I think when you're standing in front of someone who is nude. The woman made a comment like, "it isnt often we get to know someone this well in one night." I just laughed and told her where my wife and I were standing. They both joined us and complimented my wife on her boob painting. Eventually the husband got naked with us and the wife lowered her top. She did ask me to dance and once on the dance floor she said, "I've never danced with a naked man before," and we both cracked up. After about an hour we all got dressed and left. We exchanged numbers with the Maryland couple and parted ways.

Sunday night the place was dead. Once again I was the only nude person but there were only about 20 people there. We stayed about an hour and left.

We had a fantastic time and I now have a lifetime of wanking memories. Being the only nude person among hundreds was like the dream we've all had where you're naked at a party and everyone is looking at you. If you ever get the chance to go to Key West, be sure to stop into The Garden Of Eden. You'll be glad you did.
 
Lol-smb!!!

I would like to take this moment to remind the gentlemen that IF you want women to watch and admire you, make the fuck sure there's something worth watching.

Take some time out of your busy day and exercise, get some sun and tan your bod a bit. Why should the ladies admire a bucket of flab?

Trim your nose and ear hairs, ASK someone who KNOWS about hair salons, and make an appointment at a good one.

Watch yourself in a mirror, practice some body language.

Learn to follow directions.

You know all those things you watch women do, but you'd have to be a faggit if YOU did it yourself? Do those things-- in a masculine way, which I'm sorry for confusing you there, but you can ask me (and several other women around here) if you have any questions...

But you know, expecting women to stand around watching some flabby pasty fart choke his chicken is, well... They would have to know you and love you.

A lot.

I so rarely "Laugh out loud" while reading to myself, that when it happens I have to mention it. Its part of my personal code..

LOL...(almost LMAO, which could use to shed about 1 lb, but it was def a lol-smb - laughing out loud shaking my belly - which could use to lose 9)

I work blue collar these days, small town, macho. HARD drinking town, a little gut (nothing extreme) and some ex-football player man boobs are teh sex here. throw in some tats and you can have your pick of the flip-flop wearing dennim-clad beauties...(some really are at the bone structure level amazing...i'd so love to crossdress one of those genetic girls as, well girls...but I digress)

I regularly struggle at the local cafe where I eat for the company not the cuisine...they batter-dip and deepfry their house salad. There is no lo-cal dressing offered with that. I grew up in a LARGE family of "clean your plate" dogma.

I drink water. (Occasionally very good whiskey, (but not bourbon) scotch, or tequila, neat, I am willing to adulterate vodka in a fruity eyebrow raising drink). I gave up explaining the calorie trade off not being worth bubbly sugar water or whole milk..(They do not 'skim' the fat off anything here!)

When I order one pancake and a side of bacon..(bacon is in the crunchy salty food group therefore healthy) They exclaim i could use some meat on my bones...

leaving crossdressing aside (in this town thats healthier although we have a fairly accepted m-to-F post op that is not picked on, but on the other hand I think shes an ex-noseguard)...I just explain that I have no problem being a guy with a slight build...i just refuse to be "the little guy" with a gut. (frowns gripping my 9 lbs of gut)

wait what was the topic?

I had a bad experience flashing at a neighbor girl when im like 12 shes probably 10..id seen a movie with show me yours and ill show you mine in it..I showed expecting she knew the rules of the game...she waved and smiled a whooped, and boosted her probably 8 year old brother to see the show...thus ended my career as an exhibitionist..interestingly I do own about 9 trench coats for various genders.

2 days ago I came out as a CD to a girl that hasn't gotten around to following through (and may not) on her frequent threat explicitly and implicitly delivered to submit herself to some form of debauchery....anyway she was lured to my home for relatively healthy, well prepared comestibles.

She takes a self-guided tour...3 wigs on wigstands didnt spark her notice, nor when I slipped off my cowboy boots to find they only look so under my hem, they are womens low heel boots...I realized, and was considering "putting them away" and as I looked around there was and awfully lot of crossdressing supplies for a guy that hasnt pulled a full drag in three years...I realized tidying up like the 40 yearold virgin would leave bare walls.

We were talking about something and she posed the question seemingly out of the blue about "why would gay guys like a femme? they like dudes" I agreed that generalizations aside most gay guys I know are gym rats and seek same. we discussed orientation and gender, and finally (I knew her from other discussions to be openminded up to and including bi activity and (shudder) not just two lipsticks together.) SO I just decided out with it...Interesting time...we talked shoes she tried mine..(for a dude at 9.5 im small) but she even at an inch taller than me and a busty gall is tiny so she clomped like a girl in momys "special shoes" from the back of the closet...

Oh, Im getting to CFNM...sorry...manic

(NO!)

so we talked clothes she suggested tighter jeans would be better suited for my red peep toe stilettos. I went to change she followed...I explained, uh, i gotta take these off to put those on...uh huh? she says...

I held up a pair of nylon (actual male) boyshort style..I gotta switch from boxer briefs to this so i can do a tuck...explained tuck.

she finally turned around I changed, showed her the flat look, even unzipped so she could see the slight bulge of my testes wanting to escape my abdomen...

she says "you going to untuck it for me?"

Hmmm...I am not actually shy about my member, but I went through almost the same damned scene with another girl in town in a car she had me show me mine, but didnt reciprocate....I felt like mark wahlberg, but without needing a prosthesis...

so I shyly un- tucked, she said something flattering....It was pretty quickly mostly erect, but im not 20 anymore, I started stroking it a little (my male side wanting to fly its flag full mast!), she said, ok...yeah. I better go....again exhibitionist fail.

today she mentioned she had to go because she was "two seconds from putting it in my mouth...you have a beautiful cock" says she...apparently not irresistible though...no man in a CMNF (Clothed male, naked female) scene if such a thing existed would hold off a proffered nibble.
 
Some Nude Fun

My story is not as good as Sniper 1's, but I enjoyed the experience!

A few years ago a family friend, Patty, picked up my wife to go shopping. I often work nude in my home office and was naked that day. When they returned my wife invited Patty into the house. I went to the front door (not visible from the street) to let them in. Of course my wife was not surprised to find me naked, but Patty was. She greeted me not by shaking my hand, but by shaking my penis! I remained nude the entire time Patty was there.

To be honest, Patty had seen me naked at the nude beach, so I was not putting her in an uncomfortable situation. Even though I enjoy the thrill of being naked with other people (usually also naked), I would never do it in an environment where it would offend somebody.
 
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I would like to take this moment to remind the gentlemen that IF you want women to watch and admire you, make the fuck sure there's something worth watching.

Take some time out of your busy day and exercise, get some sun and tan your bod a bit. Why should the ladies admire a bucket of flab?

Trim your nose and ear hairs, ASK someone who KNOWS about hair salons, and make an appointment at a good one.

Watch yourself in a mirror, practice some body language.

Learn to follow directions.

You know all those things you watch women do, but you'd have to be a faggit if YOU did it yourself? Do those things-- in a masculine way, which I'm sorry for confusing you there, but you can ask me (and several other women around here) if you have any questions...

But you know, expecting women to stand around watching some flabby pasty fart choke his chicken is, well... They would have to know you and love you.

A lot.

I do many of those things, but know I'll never be a bronzed Adonis - I guess that's why this is such a great fantasy as you know it's just out of reach
 
I would like to take this moment to remind the gentlemen that IF you want women to watch and admire you, make the fuck sure there's something worth watching.

Take some time out of your busy day and exercise, get some sun and tan your bod a bit. Why should the ladies admire a bucket of flab?

Trim your nose and ear hairs, ASK someone who KNOWS about hair salons, and make an appointment at a good one.

Watch yourself in a mirror, practice some body language.

Learn to follow directions.

You know all those things you watch women do, but you'd have to be a faggit if YOU did it yourself? Do those things-- in a masculine way, which I'm sorry for confusing you there, but you can ask me (and several other women around here) if you have any questions...

But you know, expecting women to stand around watching some flabby pasty fart choke his chicken is, well... They would have to know you and love you.

A lot.



So you're saying I've got a chance?
 
I absolutely love it. I had a 'thing' with a lady that involved me stripping and wanking off in front of her while she sat in a chair- fully dressed- and smoked a cigarette.

I do the same thing with my wife whenever possible...
 
it's a good turn on. I am not that into penetrative sex while being clothed. But as for masturbation and fondling, CFNM is just great.
What I especially like is the feeling of her dress material against my body. I love to rub it against her while kissing/hugging.
 
Nude Resort Art Show

My wife returned from a woman's show where the local nudist resort had a booth (manned by men!). She and I had been to a nude beach and a nude resort a few times. Knowing I enjoyed nudism, she suggested we go to their upcoming art show. So the next weekend we went, as much to check out the resort as the art. My wife did not disrobe, but I did. The art show patrons and vendors where mixed as far as being nude. Nonetheless, it sort of presented my with a CFNM experience.
 
amazing

I'd have to say that Sniper 1's experience would get the job done for me as well. I just wonder though if I would get erect as soon as a woman looked at me with interest, or if nerves would keep me totally down. . . .
 
My story is not as good as Sniper 1's, but I enjoyed the experience!

A few years ago a family friend, Patty, picked up my wife to go shopping. I often work nude in my home office and was naked that day. When they returned my wife invited Patty into the house. I went to the front door (not visible from the street) to let them in. Of course my wife was not surprised to find me naked, but Patty was. She greeted me not by shaking my hand, but by shaking my penis! I remained nude the entire time Patty was there.

To be honest, Patty had seen me naked at the nude beach, so I was not putting her in an uncomfortable situation. Even though I enjoy the thrill of being naked with other people (usually also naked), I would never do it in an environment where it would offend somebody.

OMG ... how hot is that? Thanks for posting!
 
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