Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SWR101]

I'm jealous of your long legs! If you need me, I'll be over here drowning in shame with the other corgis

But, but, I love corgis! They are cute, strong willed, frighteningly intelligent, hard workers…

 

[MindYaBitness]

But, but, I love corgis! They are cute, strong willed, frighteningly intelligent, hard workers…

Lol, Indeed, but they can't reach the second shelf either!

 

[SWR101]

Lol, Indeed, but they can't reach the second shelf either!

They’re smart enough, and manipulative little bastards, they get the “help” to do that

 

[SWR101]

They’re smart enough, and manipulative little bastards, they get the “help” to do that

Ask me how I know…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Lol, Indeed, but they can't reach the second shelf either!

which is why they have friends... with legs the same length as their husband's (who is 8 inches taller)

oh wait... we were talking about Corgis!!!

 

[Dalton59]

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If they're prison stripes then I want you as my cell mate.

 

[PassionatePanther]

 

[MedicalMuse]

My favorite suit

 

[mobleedzblue]

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My favorite suit

It’s my favorite too!

 

[Qky75]

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My favorite suit

 

[awired50]

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My favorite suit

Lil cold for that today here.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My favorite suit

Those suits are a little tiny. They would barely cover anything.

 

[SWR101]

My one stripped shirt

https://ibb.co/VCg3VWW

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My one stripped shirt

https://ibb.co/5FntvJk

There's...a shirt? Sorry, I got distracted by other..bits..

 

[SWR101]

There's...a shirt? Sorry, I got distracted by other..bits..

You must have either terrible or amazing eyes to see those tiny bits compared to the shirt

 

[JaysonFromMars]

Do the black lines count as stripes?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Safari-style stripes...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You must have either terrible or amazing eyes to see those tiny bits compared to the shirt

Lazer focus.. on your hand. It's a lovely hand.

 

[JaysonFromMars]

Safari-style stripes...

Makes me wanna grab my elephant gun and go on safari!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This one is a stretch... the floor is stripey and my stretchmarks are, too...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

This one is a stretch... the floor is stripey and my stretchmarks are, too...

You stretched something of mine

 

[JaysonFromMars]

This one is a stretch... the floor is stripey and my stretchmarks are, too...

Ummmm… All looks spectacular from here.

 

[SWR101]

This one is a stretch... the floor is stripey and my stretchmarks are, too...

It’s not a stretch to see those quads look like you can deadlift me like a small child

 

[Qky75]

It’s not a stretch to see those quads look like you can deadlift me like a small child

Could you imagine them wrapped around your neck? What a way to go! Ok stop imagining...come back....snap out of it bruh

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You stretched something of mine

You..might want to get that looked at.

Ummmm… All looks spectacular from here.

Thanks!

It’s not a stretch to see those quads look like you can deadlift me like a small child

What do I get if I can deadlift you? Hrm? Pelvic lifts?