Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Wriggle]

I was hoping it was time for a new trick of some kind. Thank you! Happy to have caught it.

Do you know how difficult that is to do?

I need to recycle it many times

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Time that I joined in this week's theme and because I keep getting my pics removed, I have hidden it behind the pretty blue link.

A fist and wristwatch

When ya gonna upgrade to a smartwatch?

That thing can't even count your steps or give your heart rate.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok, Mrs more-observant-than-i....

Knickers above or below the suspenders?

Actually…I have some panties with garter straps built in, eliminating the need for a separate belt altogether

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Actually…I have some panties with garter straps built in, eliminating the need for a separate belt altogether

Okay but a belt can make for a nice um accessory...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Time that I joined in this week's theme and because I keep getting my pics removed, I have hidden it behind the pretty blue link.

A fist and wristwatch

How do you tell time with that?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

How do you tell time with that?

Like a stopped clock it's right twice per day.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

How do you tell time with that?

I believe it is always "Cock O'clock"

 

[Wriggle]

How do you tell time with that?

When I'm around you the heart rate is around 120bpm, so pretty accurately

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

When I'm around you the heart rate is around 120bpm, so pretty accurately

I wanted to give you my heart, not a heart attack.

 

[twosea]

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Love it!

 

[Guyblue82]

hand

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I couldn’t find your hand until I realized you were pointing to it. Appreciate the help

 

[JaysonFromMars]

Giving myself a hand.

https://ibb.co/WPwn4Xd

 

[MissRadiant]

In honor of W.W. here
https://ibb.co/1cJWS7g

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hmmm.
Seems the ibb sometimes doesn't want to load.

But I found out pasting link into a different browser works.
Duckduckgo is a good one to use imo

 

[Sexy_Singer]

hand

Sure. I was looking at...your "hand".

 

[lavendersilk]

(If anyone needs me I'll be in hiding for 6 months)

Time that I joined in this week's theme and because I keep getting my pics removed, I have hidden it behind the pretty blue link.

It seems 6 months = 4 minutes.

 

[Biggalute]

One of the best things you can do with your hands

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hands?
Maybe this qualifies

https://ibb.co/MpBGwqF

 

[Wriggle]

It seems 6 months = 4 minutes.

Why does everyone keep pointing out how shit my Wristwatch is?

 

[Fred6969]

Honestly? Trying to keep these stockings from rolling down...

Perhaps I could be of some assistance….

 

[Fred6969]

I wear them almost every time I wear a dress because I hate how tights & nylons squeeze my waste! They've gotta stay up for 8+ hours

7 hours and 57 minutes….7 hours and 58 minutes…7 hours and 59 minutes…

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I wear them almost every time I wear a dress because I hate how tights & nylons squeeze my waste! They've gotta stay up for 8+ hours

8 hrs of up is just not possible.
Haven't you seen them commercials...you know...
Seek medical attention if longer than 4 hours.

I wonder how the docs solve that problem anyway

 

[MindYaBitness]

8 hrs of up is just not possible.
Haven't you seen them commercials...you know...
Seek medical attention if longer than 4 hours.

I wonder how the docs solve that problem anyway

Lol, I could tell you but it may cause your penis to run away scared!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

8 hrs of up is just not possible.
Haven't you seen them commercials...you know...
Seek medical attention if longer than 4 hours.

I wonder how the docs solve that problem anyway

Needle to pull blood out of the dick +/- injection of phenylephrine into the dick

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Needle to pull blood out of the dick +/- injection of phenylephrine into the dick

Ouch.
Hope you administered and did not recieve