Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I think we define grass differently but speaking the same language is overrated. 😉 and those tats are very intriguing. 🤭
Thank you PG 🥰 Id show the tattoo but it contains no green, and no blue 😂

I’ll keep an eye on the theme and if mythological creatures, autumnal palletes, or ink come up you’ll be the first to know 🥳
 
What a fun photo! The t-shirt and the game controller(?) are so bright and your pose is so relaxed 😉!

I am clearly a dinosaur when it comes to gaming...because I thought it was a phone.😂🤣

I have another angle where you can clearly see it is not a phone, among other things ...

Swoons.

You're such a delicious tease

... but then I wouldn't be a delicious tease any longer! ;) 😂
 
I feel his pain.

Guys...treat your blue ballz early.
Spreading can lead to complications.


🎶We can beat it together🎶

1-900-BLU-BALZ

They helped me.
They can help you too!

Only first minute 4.99, and 9.99 each additional minute.

*Void where prohibited.
I actually called one of those sex lines one time when I was in my twenties. Drunk, horny, and curious. But after the pre-recorded introduction, they start playing Muzak and making you wait for the next available... operator? And you're paying 5 to 10 dollars a minute to listen to music. I eventually hung up. After close to 15 bucks worth of elevator music.
 
I actually called one of those sex lines one time when I was in my twenties. Drunk, horny, and curious. But after the pre-recorded introduction, they start playing Muzak and making you wait for the next available... operator? And you're paying 5 to 10 dollars a minute to listen to music. I eventually hung up. After close to 15 bucks worth of elevator music.
In college I thought that being a phone sex operator would be fun. Too bad sex work was so shunned back then and I had no idea how to start. 😂
 
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