Chasin' Chickens

[Unbridled_Passion]

I had a dream last night
it was filled with wiggly worms
tickling across my flesh
amazingly, it excited me

 

[My Erotic Trail]

I had a dream last night
it was filled with wiggly worms
tickling across my flesh
amazingly, it excited me

a bottle of 'muskow' (tequila)
I bet you'd 'swallow' the worm <grin

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

a bottle of 'muskow' (tequila)
I bet you'd 'swallow' the worm <grin

bring it on baby, bring it on!
but, you might want to know how I get when I drink tequila

 

[My Erotic Trail]

bring it on baby, bring it on!
but, you might want to know how I get when I drink tequila

wine... wine... wine (*_~)
here's a chuckle from the past...


Vienna ...
by My Erotic Tale ©

sky blue
small and quaint
old world name
picture perfect
pillars in water
seven heaven
silver ring
playfull fingerlings
hit the spot
cannery extrodinaire
sphere of surreal
pull lid peal
lil' sausage meal

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

what has skin but no hair
eyes that cannot see
and is brown?
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a potato, of couse!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

what has skin but no hair
eyes that cannot see
and is brown?
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a potato, of couse!

<grin and if I was a vegetable?

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

<grin and if I was a vegetable?

hhmmmmm.....let me think
definately a cucumber
I bet you aren't surprised!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

hhmmmmm.....let me think
definately a cucumber
I bet you aren't surprised!

I thought you were going to say... "Artichoke" <bigrin...

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

it is the weekend
and we have no kids
until Monday
I wonder what we
will do all by ourselves.....

 

[My Erotic Trail]

it is the weekend
and we have no kids
until Monday
I wonder what we
will do all by ourselves.....

clean the house and the yard <grin
then @ night... drink wine (~_*)

 

[My Erotic Trail]

there is a chick
on the river's bend
that makes me grin

feathers ruffled
on printed sheets
mounded up
at the foot of the bed

more fun
than putting
socks on a chicken

 

[My Erotic Trail]

this was sent to me via e-mail
author unknown


Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got so way into..
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

chicken soup is supposed
to soothe your soul
when you are
down and out

but I think that
good down home lovin'
will cure all that
will ever ail you

 

[My Erotic Trail]

chicken soup is supposed
to soothe your soul
when you are
down and out

but I think that
good down home lovin'
will cure all that
will ever ail you

SPRINKLIN' TLC (~_~)

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

SPRINKLIN' TLC (~_~)

I think your TLC has cured me! I have a weird grin today that won't go away!

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

After chasin' all of those chickens at the Hen House yesterday, I thought I was spent. Boy, was I mistaken!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

After chasin' all of those chickens at the Hen House yesterday, I thought I was spent. Boy, was I mistaken!

Queen of the Coop De Ville

she was big breasted
with trim thighs
strut when she walked
like a model down the runway

two scrumptious legs
up to her nest egg
wiggles in her tail
all she had on was charm
and she knew how to wing it

a princess crown
and wish bone smile
pecking out
some ground moving
kisses

now she could make a cock
crow like a rooster
all the way till dawn
feather light
with out a scratch

she knew how to pullet
like shear poultry
she was the
yard bird Hen
Queen of the coop; de ville

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

legs and thighs
and breasts, oh my
so many choices
and so little time

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

ruffle my feathers
fluff my tail
stroke my wings
rub my legs
make me yours

 

[templeminded]

Cute

ruffle my feathers
fluff my tail
stroke my wings
rub my legs
make me yours

NOW THAT IS JUST WAY TO CUTE
WAY TO GO

 

[My Erotic Trail]

I guess... I'll be the chicken ... ?

or would that be the rooster <grin (~_~) 'cocky'

 

[templeminded]

Yep

I guess... I'll be the chicken ... ?

or would that be the rooster <grin (~_~) 'cocky'

lol.........yep, that would be you
a cocky little rooster (BIG GRIN) yep

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

I guess... I'll be the chicken ... ?

or would that be the rooster <grin (~_~) 'cocky'

you can be either one you want, as long as you cock-a -doodle-doo
me right!

 

[templeminded]

nope unbridled

you can be either one you want, as long as you cock-a -doodle-doo
me right!

he can't be which ever one..he is to brave................. to be a chicken..........he has to be a rooster........

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

cluck like a chicken
quack like a duck
hung like a horse
and loves to fuck