Christmas

[Saucyminx]

I hate my attitude this year. Usually i love christmas--i used to give prejail Martha Stewart a run for her money even without a staff and lots of money. This year i could give a rat's ass. Now there is a gift idea. Everyone i know is getting a rats ass for christmas. Bah humbug.

I'm just going to hide under the bed til its over.

 

[bobsgirl]

I hate my attitude this year. Usually i love christmas--i used to give prejail Martha Stewart a run for her money even without a staff and lots of money. This year i could give a rat's ass. Now there is a gift idea. Everyone i know is getting a rats ass for christmas. Bah humbug.

I'm just going to hide under the bed til its over.

Minxie, if you hide under the bed with that guy in your AV, it might perk up your attitude...Just a thought.

 

[Saucyminx]

Minxie, if you hide under the bed with that guy in your AV, it might perk up your attitude...Just a thought.

You are soooooo right darling. Under the bed, on the bed, on the kitchen table, under the tree. . . all good. Still wouldn't get anything done tho, apart from him, that is.

 

[Quoll]

Just to show that I do have a small amount of christmas spirit


The Twelve days of Christmas.

On the FIRST day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
A kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SECOND day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the THIRD day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SIXTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the NINTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Twelve possums playing,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.




Australian Jingle Bells.

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

 

[JustSkye]

i like this thread

 

[bobsgirl]

Just to show that I do have a small amount of christmas spirit


The Twelve days of Christmas.

On the FIRST day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
A kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SECOND day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the THIRD day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SIXTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the NINTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Twelve possums playing,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.




Australian Jingle Bells.

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Oh pq, how festive!

Can you provide a little translation? Esky, kelpie, swaggie, family snap, galah

I'm a bloody yank, y'know.

 

[Quoll]

Oh pq, how festive!

Can you provide a little translation? Esky, kelpie, swaggie, family snap, galah

I'm a bloody yank, y'know.

Yes you are aren't you.

Esky

Kelpie

Swaggie

Family snap

Galah

 

[bobsgirl]

Ah. thank you for enlightening me.

Somebody ought to write an American English/Aussie English slang dictionary.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I hate seeing Xmas crap when I'm shopping for my Halloween Costume. WTF is with that?

I'm psyched because I'll spend Xmas in India this year, which means I can go to a museum, go shopping, go to the beach-whatever I want because it's just a Tuesday there! Hahahaha-the joys of a non-christian country.

You know, this year I spent Thanksgiving in Canada and I'll spend X-mas in India. I'm really liking this year without holidays that cramp my ability to shop.

 

[Bandit58]

Crowds.....screaming kids......trying to find a parking space (AAAAHHHH!!)......the heat (don't some of these people shower?? or wear deodorant?? )

And it seems that a lot of bills/expenses (not including christmas presents) seem to come around in late November/December/January. Things are going to be a bit tight here for a while.

Spending Christmas Day with people you never see from one year to the next....Gil has a couple of rellies who descend on his parents every year, eat and drink heaps, never bring anything to contribute to the table and then bugger off until next Christmas

Trying to get through on the phone on Christmas Day to my family in NZ....last year I had to use my mobile phone cos the landlines were overloaded.

Then after Christmas and all through January we will be busy with speedway, sometimes 2 or 3 meetings in a row....so we will both be tired and Gil will have to pace himself or he won't be able to move....but he loves it More heat and dust and the smell of methanol This is on top of all the other things we have to do like dialysis 3 times a week!

 

[Quoll]

Crowds.....screaming kids......trying to find a parking space (AAAAHHHH!!)......the heat (don't some of these people shower?? or wear deodorant?? )

And it seems that a lot of bills/expenses (not including christmas presents) seem to come around in late November/December/January. Things are going to be a bit tight here for a while.

Spending Christmas Day with people you never see from one year to the next....Gil has a couple of rellies who descend on his parents every year, eat and drink heaps, never bring anything to contribute to the table and then bugger off until next Christmas

Trying to get through on the phone on Christmas Day to my family in NZ....last year I had to use my mobile phone cos the landlines were overloaded.

Then after Christmas and all through January we will be busy with speedway, sometimes 2 or 3 meetings in a row....so we will both be tired and Gil will have to pace himself or he won't be able to move....but he loves it More heat and dust and the smell of methanol This is on top of all the other things we have to do like dialysis 3 times a week!

Yes Yess Yesss, if only it would all just bugger off. Shit I haven't even thought about buying stuff this year and it's not like I'm full of energy after work.

I'll swap the methanol for diesel.

Congratulations Gil & Bandit​

 

[Bandit58]

Yes Yess Yesss, if only it would all just bugger off. Shit I haven't even thought about buying stuff this year and it's not like I'm full of energy after work.

I'll swap the methanol for diesel.

Congratulations Gil & Bandit​

Thanks quoll

Oh, and having to finish the shopping 2 weeks before Christmas so gifts can be posted to NZ - and it cost $36 to post 2 large padded envelopes Luckily one kid bought himself an ipod and only wants money towards it, and I sent my daughter's presents back with her on the plane last week (she had an early Christmas lol!)

 

[Phaedre]

I dislike the feeling of greed that Christmas seems to provoke in people. I've suggested more than once that it would be better for everyone if we donated to World Vision or similar charity and give aid to someone who really needs it instead of searching for gifts that are actually unneeded and in some cases unwanted. Even if we only did this once I'd be happy.

I also loathe the crowds, especially when grocery shopping. Anyone would think there was going to be a famine the way some people fill their trolleys with food. The shops are only closed for two days for heavens sake!

PS quoll loved the Ozzie carols. Had heard the 12 days before but not the other.

 

[Saucyminx]

I dislike the feeling of greed that Christmas seems to provoke in people. I've suggested more than once that it would be better for everyone if we donated to World Vision or similar charity and give aid to someone who really needs it instead of searching for gifts that are actually unneeded and in some cases unwanted. Even if we only did this once I'd be happy.

I also loathe the crowds, especially when grocery shopping. Anyone would think there was going to be a famine the way some people fill their trolleys with food. The shops are only closed for two days for heavens sake!

PS quoll loved the Ozzie carols. Had heard the 12 days before but not the other.

We did that this year for my pilates instructor. We bought her a llama from the World Heifer project. She is gonna cry and cry. . .lol. I do admit, i like when people get all sappy over stuff.

 

[Mazuri]

HO HO FUCKING HO

Kevin Bloody Wilson


Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

I’m Rudolph and I quit
Just who does he think he is
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
Cracking that fucking whip
And me stuck up the front
With these other useless cunts
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

And what about us elves
We’ve had enough as well
Working in the freezing factory
Cold as fucking hell
Work until we drop
With our balls freezing up
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

I’m Santa Clauses wife
I know what he’s really like
Sneaking into those little kids rooms
He’s a fucking pedophile
A devious old drunk
And I’m married to the cunt
So stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Clause
We’ve had enough, we quit
Cuz we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

 

[Quoll]

Well I've had time to think and ponder about my opinion of christmas.






I still hate it.

 

[bobsgirl]

Well I've had time to think and ponder about my opinion of christmas.






I still hate it.

Seconded.

All in favor?

It's unanimous.

 

[Quoll]

Seconded.

All in favor?

It's unanimous.

Sweet, what's next, bloody New Years?

 

[bobsgirl]

Sweet, what's next, bloody New Years?

You might be right. I thought 2006 had to be better than 2005. How could it be worse? Fate was just waiting to punch me in the nose with that one.

 

[Bandit58]

Well I've had time to think and ponder about my opinion of christmas.






I still hate it.

It's even worse when you're sick I've had a throat infection for over 10 days, and the first lot of antibiotics didn't work Second lot is kicking in now thank god but I have to take 4 a day for the next 12 days Gil has it now I think I'll be dragging him off to the doctor too he's not getting any better.

 

[Saucyminx]

You might be right. I thought 2006 had to be better than 2005. How could it be worse? Fate was just waiting to punch me in the nose with that one.

I feel you sister--Fate decided to kick me in the crotch. I just hope the fucker lost a shoe.

 

[midwestyankee]

I feel you sister--Fate decided to kick me in the crotch. I just hope the fucker lost a shoe.

Hmmm....if so, I wonder where you might find it.

 

[Quoll]

I feel you sister--Fate decided to kick me in the crotch. I just hope the fucker lost a shoe.

{{{{{Minxy}}}}} I know you're having a tough time but I just have to say...












Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Quoll]

It's even worse when you're sick I've had a throat infection for over 10 days, and the first lot of antibiotics didn't work Second lot is kicking in now thank god but I have to take 4 a day for the next 12 days Gil has it now I think I'll be dragging him off to the doctor too he's not getting any better.

Oh crap, the dreaded throaty thing, we had that a few weeks ago, kids throwing up, wife not being able to swallow (food, please people she was sick). I'd get him to the docs, christmas is bad enough without that.

 

[Saucyminx]

Hmmm....if so, I wonder where you might find it.

Well perhaps it is in that black hole in Santa's crotch there Yank. Not in mine--i was wearing panties that day.

{{{{{Minxy}}}}} I know you're having a tough time but I just have to say...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Awwww, Quolly bear. Did i shock you? lol At least i am still retaining my sense of humor such as it is. . . off to a party to enhance that with some martinis. Now whether to wear panties tonight or not. . .