Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk.....

[randyscotsman]

You only saw one dear and it was quite a crap pic lol but if yah wanna see more I have a few floating about with a head shock horror I was enjoying my stint as the headles kilted man

 

[cigs]

You only saw one dear and it was quite a crap pic lol but if yah wanna see more I have a few floating about with a head shock horror I was enjoying my stint as the headles kilted man

Yes. Show me.

 

[randyscotsman]

Ok I sent it to your pm called oooops I think you'll realise why lol I am so having a Homer Simpson moment DOH

 

[timmaah]

More pics it is. In pink. Soon.

tick tock.....

 

[cigs]

tick tock.....

Yeesh, dude. You rarely show up, and when you finally do, you're demanding things!


All I have to say to that shit, is "I'll get right on it."

 

[randyscotsman]

LOL, awww cigs you know you can take yer time hun, I thinke veryones still drooling voer the last lips pics lol

 

[timmaah]

All I have to say to that shit, is "I'll get right on it."

I try to be the wise ass..... and you one up me..... I'm going home...

 

[cigs]

LOL, awww cigs you know you can take yer time hun, I thinke veryones still drooling voer the last lips pics lol

Yeah. I'll use the excuse that I space them out so that the element of surprise is ALWAYS present whenever I post a new pic. lol. but as always, anything for you guys, though I'm slow.

 

[cigs]

I try to be the wise ass..... and you one up me..... I'm going home...

awwwwwww. you're still every bit the wise ass you set out to be, honey. *cackle*

 

[timmaah]

awwwwwww. you're still every bit the wise ass you set out to be, honey. *cackle*

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!

NOTE TO SELF: Dumbass... that doesn't quite have the same meaning when people are naked....

 

[cigs]

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!

NOTE TO SELF: Dumbass... that doesn't quite have the same meaning when people are naked....

lol. Are there already nude comics?
According to timmah, if I get laid off from my job, I can do one of the following and charge admission.

1. Stand up comedian
2. Stripper
3. Stand on stage naked and tell funny jokes.

 

[timmaah]

lol. Are there already nude comics?
According to timmah, if I get laid off from my job, I can do one of the following and charge admission.

1. Stand up comedian
2. Stripper
3. Stand on stage naked and tell funny jokes.

Try.... I'd pay to see you do any of them... But I'd go for #3 first...



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4. Freak show

 

[cigs]

Try.... I'd pay to see you do any of them... But I'd go for #3 first...



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4. Freak show

ingenuity is a step toward entrepreneurialship.....what kind of freak show? the ping pong ball shows are all done to death......

 

[timmaah]

ingenuity is a step toward entrepreneurialship.....what kind of freak show? the ping pong ball shows are all done to death......

well.... you see, my dmubass comment was supposed to mean I paid to see people like you in a freak show or something of the sorts....

I think we can keep you out of the freak show though.... naked comic.... we may be onto something though...

 

[cigs]

well.... you see, my dmubass comment was supposed to mean I paid to see people like you in a freak show or something of the sorts....

I think we can keep you out of the freak show though.... naked comic.... we may be onto something though...

Yeah. We'll redefine "funny business."

 

[Dantetier]

Re: Dante

What's going on, sweetie? Wanna chat?

*shrugs* Read if you want... it's not too happy. I wouldn't be offended, or even know, if oyu didn't read it. Stupid 20 year old angst

http://www.livejournal.com/~dantetier

 

[Richard49]

cigs the entrepreneure
Standing naked telling funny stories


cigs the entrepreneure
selling beautiful naked pics of her

cigs entrepreneure
wife,lover,sub,volley ball champ,high powered exect

Ok
Which would U all choice?

 

[randyscotsman]

Im know what I'd chose Richard chuckles away to himself.

Nothing worng with being slow hun besides the pics are always worth the wait.

 

[Photoguy]

If you are looking for work I am always looking for nude models. I'm just over the hill from you. Easy commute...Referances available.

 

[cigs]

Re: Re: Dante

*shrugs* Read if you want... it's not too happy. I wouldn't be offended, or even know, if you didn't read it. Stupid 20 year old angst

http://www.livejournal.com/~dantetier

I know for a fact that you are NOT stupid, and it IS a big deal to feel like you've lost friends. We'll chat offline - off this thread if you choose to. The nature of the thread trivializes what you're going through.....

Check your PM.

 

[cigs]

If you are looking for work I am always looking for nude models. I'm just over the hill from you. Easy commute...Referances available.

Gaw-dang, thats a nice av, Photoguy. Is that your appendage saluting me? I would gladly come in to have my picture taken some day.....though not in the immediate future.....

All I see on your site is nudes........what do most of your clients do w/ them? Portfolio pics for aspiring models and actresses? Frame and hang in the family room? What other kinds of photography do you do?

 

[cigs]

cigs the entrepreneure
Standing naked telling funny stories


cigs the entrepreneure
selling beautiful naked pics of her

cigs entrepreneure
wife,lover,sub,volley ball champ,high powered exect

Ok
Which would U all choice?

Cigs breaking her jaw gnawing on grape Bubblicious bubble gum, and blowing bigger bubbles than all of you!!!!!

While naked.

 

[Richard49]

Cigs breaking her jaw gnawing on grape Bubblicious bubble gum, and blowing bigger bubbles than all of you!!!!!

While naked.

I have something U can put in your mouth

and you have a few things I would like to put in my mouth

 

[snowbond]

I have something you can blow bubbles with

 

[Photoguy]

Gaw-dang, thats a nice av, Photoguy. Is that your appendage saluting me? I would gladly come in to have my picture taken some day.....though not in the immediate future.....

All I see on your site is nudes........what do most of your clients do w/ them? Portfolio pics for aspiring models and actresses? Frame and hang in the family room? What other kinds of photography do you do?

Blushing...yeah thats me. I would love to have you over for a shoot anytime! Just let me know when and I'll warm up the studio for you.
For a while most of my work was erotic in nature. Mostly for the web. I do some private portraiture, both nude and non. The rest is commercial in nature.